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  • I Fabricated the Techniques, but my disciple really mastered them?

    I Fabricated the Techniques, but my disciple really mastered them?

    4.49

    Li Xuan found himself in a predicament after transmigrating without the luxury of a system or plug-ins. To evade notice, he took refuge in a small mountain village. However, one day, he was mistaken for a reclusive expert, he was forcefully adopted as a master by an eager disciple who refused to take no for an answer. Struggling with his moral compass, Li Xuan initially rejected the disciple's proposal due to his commitment to honesty. Yet, faced with persistent insistence and tempting offers, he reluctantly crafted fictional cultivation techniques. Much to his astonishment, the disciple not only embraced these fabricated teachings but successfully cultivated with remarkable prowess. Witnessing his disciple's thunderous muscles, resilient bones, and potent vital force, Li Xuan couldn't fathom the inexplicable success. Bewildered, he exclaimed, "I fabricated it all! How did you manage to cultivate so successfully? What kind of monster are you?" To add to the perplexity, a mysterious Golden Finger manifested: "Your disciple mastered the technique you invented from scratch. Your flawless completion of the technique has enhanced your strength a hundredfold compared to others at the same level!"

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  • The Hitting Zone

    The Hitting Zone

    Sports ACTION SLICEOFLIFE ORDINARY

    4.73

    After a near death experience thanks to his own mother, Jake Hollander has an adverse reaction to people, baseball, and family. His feeling of abandonment is slowly lost thanks to his foster family, The Atkins. They take him in and change his mind about everything. He becomes more open, better at baseball, and craves for family. Slowly all wishes are granted. Instagram: @writerhalf_emptyhttps://www.patreon.com/half_empty ~~The Last Curve can be found there, a short story about Rhys Please read on Webnovel! **Names, faces, and places aren’t real. A work of fiction. Nonetheless, it is my work of fiction so please don’t post it without permission. *I have used school names that do exist though, but I would like everyone to know that I have no affiliation with them. Nor do my views reflect their views. **Also, I bought the royalty-free license for my cover. Which means I can use it without having to pay royalties. If you have any questions, comment on my latest chapter or reach me on discord.

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  • Stepmother: I Am Asked To Give A Kidney To My Half-Brother

    Stepmother: I Am Asked To Give A Kidney To My Half-Brother

    Urban ROMANCE SYSTEM REVENGE FACESLAPPING FEELGOOD

    3.45

    When Lu Ming’s biological father and stepmother came looking for him, he didn’t feel happy or excited. A long time ago, Lu Ming’s father, Lu Yaohua, abandoned his wife and son and married his lover. For 18 years, Lu Ming had not seen his father, even when his mother passed away. Now, Lu Ming’s father came looking for him because his half-brother was sick and needed a kidney transplant. The first thing his father and stepmother said to him was that they wanted a kidney from him. “We are a family. You’re his older brother. It’s your responsibility to save your little brother. If you can help Ze, we’ll give you 10 million yuan,” offered Lu Yaohua. “A human can survive with one kidney, right? How can you not save your brother when he’s dying? You’re just like your useless mom!” scolded the stepmother. “Heck! I would never have agreed to dad spending the 10 million if the donor center has a suitable kidney for me!”the younger brother cursed . [Option 1: Agree to the request. Reward: A halo for enduring humiliation. Option 2: Decline the request. Reward: 51% of the shares of Wanke Real Estate—one the top 500 listed companies in the country.] Lu Ming stared coldly at the three visitors and scoffed. “I don’t have a brother like you, or a family. Get out!”

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  • Mage Academy: I Have Infinite Skill Points

    Mage Academy: I Have Infinite Skill Points

    Fantasy MAGIC ACADEMY ELVES

    3.14

    Ye Ming transmigrated to a world of swords and magic, here there are giant dragons, elves, orcs, magical beasts, the undead… Ye Ming realized that he was a student who obtained the last place at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and was about to be expelled. “Ding, Supreme Skills System, loading……” “Ding, unknown reason, system bug has occurred……” “Fixing bug……” “Bug fixed, skill points remaining: max!” …… Looking at the skill panel that had appeared before his eyes, Ye Ming tried to click on the “+” icon behind the “Fireball” magic. “Ding! Your Fireball has improved, currently Level 6.” “Ding! Your Fireball has improved, currently Level 7.” “Ding! Your Fireball has improved, currently Level 8.” “Ding! Your Fireball has improved, currently Level 9.”...... “Congratulations on your self-taught mastery, you have understood the “Laws of Blasting Fire’, your Fireball has evolved to become Forbidden Spell: Dark Sun Blast!” Looking at the enormous fireball that was as deep and dark as a black hole floating before him, Ye Ming smiled and started going crazy on his skill points…… The next day, Ye Ming dragged his exhausted body to the wizardry academy library. He knew that he had to learn new skills now. Because~ the skills that he’d learned before all became forbidden spells! He tried to light a fire for a barbeque and almost blasted away the entire academy!

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  • Sweet Poisonous Consort

    Sweet Poisonous Consort

    My new novel "I'm Done Being the Green Tea Empress" is now available for free. I can't wait for your support... After a desolate death, Su Luo finally realized who were human and who were ghosts around her! Reborn, she swears not to let off the dogs of a couple and to cling tightly to her ex-husband's leg. But what happened to the agreed-upon contract marriage, and not being interested in women? ---- Every day, the Princely Heir must make three inquiries: Where is Madam? Does Madam love me more today? When will Madam conceive our child with me? "Princely Heir, Madam was angry today and smashed a pair of bracelets!" "Take Madam to the storeroom and let her smash until she's happy!" "Princely Heir, Madam got into trouble again today!" "Who dares to provoke her?" "It's the Crown Prince!" Princely Heir pondered for a moment: "Oh, then let's turn the world upside down and see who else dares to provoke her!"

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  • Undressed by the Half-Beast Prince

    Undressed by the Half-Beast Prince

    Fantasy R18 SYSTEM MAGIC SLICEOFLIFE HISTORICAL DRAGON FATEDLOVE SMUT THESTRONGACTINGWEAK FRIENDSTOLOVERS

    4.83

    #completed #war #kingdombuilding #loveaftermarriage #politics #multiplecouple #mutant #princess #diplomacy #heartwarming As Sophia lay beneath Ragnar, she watched in awe as a primal energy surged through him. Ragnar's body trembled, his muscles tensing and freezing in place, as the runes coursing through him glowed with an intense crimson hue. It was as if a vibrant river of power flowed within him, originating from his heart and branching out to every inch of his being. His nails elongated and sharpened, while his canines protruded from his pristine row of teeth, revealing his primal nature. Ragnar's body quivered as the remnants of the ancient entity receded. His breaths came in ragged bursts, his eyes fluttering open to reveal a mix of relief and anguish. "Ragnar...," Sophia's voice trembled as she called out Ragnar's name. Ragnar startled, slowly opening his eyes. His irises slitted, elongating like those of a reptile. The orbs mirrored Ymat's, an exact reflection of his dragon's eyes. Sophia's jaw dropped in astonishment. So, this was the birth defect he had concealed all this time. ~~~ “All is fair in love and war” Prince Ragnar Clementine, suddenly appointed Lady Sophia Mary, the leader of mystical healer clan, to be his war prize after protecting Cescil Kingdom. However, Sophia had already been married to her husband of three years, Sir Arthur George, though they had yet to have a child. Yet, deep within Sophia's core, a hunger for Ragnar grew, a hunger that consumed her body and soul. In a world where duty and passion collide, will they succumb to the depths of their hunger or find the way to resist? ~~~ WARNING: - THE COVER BOOK IS COMMISSIONED - READ THE HASHTAG!!! - Slow burn type love story - Not smut centered story!- Mature contents and R18+ explicit in later chapters, approximately chapter 60 above. - I give warning at the beginning of chapters! ~ ~ ~other works:- Sequel: Undressed by the half beast King- Wolfdale: Blood of The Moon - Mafia Princess: Raised by Wolves- Sincere and Lancelot- The Man of My Bitterest Lesson- I, Slave Become a Powerful Emperor

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  • The Three-and-a-Half Years Old Baby is Pampered by Eight Uncles!

    The Three-and-a-Half Years Old Baby is Pampered by Eight Uncles!

    Urban GROUPPAMPERING

    3.75

    On a cold winter day, Yun Bao, who was already unconscious, was kicked out of the house by her biological father. "You're so evil at such a young age. You pushed your stepmother down the stairs. Now, the baby in her stomach is gone. Are you happy now? Why didn't I strangle you when you were born? You bring bad luck to this family!" Her father exclaimed before beating her up harshly. Yun Bao, who was only three-and-a-half years old, couldn't take it and collapse on the snowy ground. Just as she was about to die, her eight uncles made it in time to save her! Did she nearly freeze in the snow? Was she about to lose her life after being beaten up? Did people accuse her of hurting her stepmother's baby? Did she cause her mother's death and her father's bankruptcy Faced with all these negative rumors, her eight uncles chuckled. "Doesn't he enjoy hurting others? Turn off all the air-conditioners in the house. Let them stand outside for the entire night!" Her first uncle said. "Doesn't he enjoy hitting others? Give me the sack. I'm going to ease up the tension in his muscles," her second uncle said. "What does imminent bankruptcy mean? I'll make him bankrupt right away!" Her third uncle exclaimed. As for the miscarriage? It wasn't even real! Yun Bao's grandfather found out the truth and tossed the evidence to her jerk of a father. He also taught him a lesson with his walking stick. After being beaten up by his ex-wife's family, Yun Bao's father refused to back down. He said to himself, "That bitch brings bad luck to everyone in her life. They won't have a good life!" However, after Yun Bao returned to her mother's side of the family, not only did her uncles' lives not worsen, but they kept getting better and better. Even her grandmother, who had been bedridden for the longest time, recovered and was able to get onto her feet again. One day, a dominant CEO who appeared out of nowhere adopted her. Her entire family pampered her like a princess!

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  • Putting Half My House In Your Name

    Putting Half My House In Your Name

    Urban SWEETLOVE COHABITATION LOVINGENEMIES

    The runaway Chen Enci, upon first meeting Qin Jie, mistook him for the landlord: "Renting your room and bed!" Chen Enci, who moved into Qin Jie's house, woke up hungry in the middle of the night and knocked on Qin Jie's door: "Renting pots and pans!" A month later, Chen Enci saw Qin Jie bring home a pretty lady. He lingered at the front door before banging on Qin Jie's door: "Renting bathroom, facial cleanser, and shower gel!" Half a year later, Chen Enci, drunk, leaned into Qin Jie’s arms under the influence: "Renting... you!" ... We have all become the people we dreamed of being. We haven’t forgotten each other. The alternate title of this book is "You Above the Milky Way".

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  • Doomsday Online: Supreme Blessing

    Doomsday Online: Supreme Blessing

    3.66

    Doomsday Online has descended, reducing the entire Earth to a ruined playground. It is occupied by countless terrifying monsters. Link awakens the one and only SSS-grade talent, Supreme Blessing, which can increase the quality of any equipment, skill, or item, at a rate of 10-10,000. Skeleton Longsword (Iron-grade), blessing successful, upgraded to Epic-grade weapon—Divine Sword Red Sky! Death Charge (Silver-grade), blessing successful, upgraded to the Legend-grade skill—Holy Charge! Void Summoner (Epic-grade), blessing successful, upgraded to the Taboo-grade profession—Great Void Taboo Master! In this lifetime, he shall rule over the world when awake, and be with beauties when asleep. Link wants to be king in this doomsday!

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  • Undressed by the Half-beast King

    Undressed by the Half-beast King

    Fantasy R18 COMEDY MAGIC SWEETLOVE DRAGON FATEDLOVE GETTINGBACKTOGETHER

    #war #kingdombuilding #secondchancelove #politics #multiplecouple #mutant #diplomacy #heartwarming This is the Sequel of: Undressed by The Half-beast Prince (completed at Chapter 224) "In her second life, I want Sophia to choose the path she desires and live well and happily," Ragnar said to Adeline, who immediately burst into tears. "Then... what about you, Your Highness?" Adeline asked. Ragnar only smiled. “This is enough for me.” Among the many forms of love, Adeline had to witness the most genuine and sacrificial kind. That was, letting go. ~~~ disclaimer: - 18+ above, please be wise - Previous story: Undressed by the Half-beast Prince - slow burn love story- explicit content will be cautioned at the begginingbof chapter - the cover is commissioned

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  • Sex with my billionaire  boss

    Sex with my billionaire boss

    With a forceful tug, he raised the hem of her dress. "How do you want it?" He whispered close to her ears. His hands playing with her bare ass. How could she speak? She was fucking turned on for crying out loud, she needed to feel his dick in between her legs. She wanted him to fuck her real bad. "Speak!" He said, as he spanked her ass roughly. She moaned in pleasure. "I... I want it," She moaned out. Goodness, what was he doing? The sexual urge was killing her.. "Want what? Do you want me to fuck you hard, till you scream? Till you are oblivious of everything?" He whispered seductively as he spanked her hard on the ass. "Yeah... I fucking want it, fuck me Henry, fuck me hard..." Quinn moaned out. "Not so fast darling. I think I know the best way to make you want me more," he said to her, then he bent his head towards her wet pussy. She shivered as she felt his breath on her ass without warning he slid his tongue into her.... Continue reading to get more juicy details about this seductive billionaire and his sexy maid.

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  • Phoenix's fated half

    Phoenix's fated half

    General ROMANCE MYSTERY BABY

    4.59

    Because of her ancestors, Mi Rong’s lineage has been cursed. She was born a princess, but neither was she saved from it. Like a ripple effect, her family line must atone for their actions. On every 100th full moon, a candidate is chosen to finish a mission. Being the chosen one, Mi Rong must finish her task sent by the heavens. She was sent to modern time with a sidekick wolf that had many hidden secrets beneath his paws. He was one of a kind, a spiritual beast from way before Mi Rong was born. As Mi Rong works her way in this modern world, she crosses path with a cold-hearted young man, Feng Jun Kai. Jun Kai was once a well-known superstar but abruptly retired when he had lost his wife in an accident, leaving his heart shut away from others. What was thought to be an accident turned out to be an intentional act by someone behind the scenes. Henceforth, he seeks for the culprit that lurks in the darkness. He returns back to his family business roots where he returns as the infamous young master Feng. Mi Rong’s only clue to her mission was to find a spellbook. While searching she establishes a company, the Xuan Group, selling ancient goods which later becomes one of the most influential underdogs in the business world. The group became known to the world, but very little was known of them, especially the mysterious leader of the pack. As Jun Kai seeks for his answers and Mi Rong goes through her trial in the open, an undercurrent stirs roughly beneath them. Although two with different goals, both collide in the same paths as the string of fate leads them to meet. Entering his cold rigid heart was as dimmed as the dark side of the moon, but an ending to the twisted connection had to be made. In the end, what was to come all fell on her choices... ... Jun Kai did not let her run away from him any longer and forcefully pulled her in. His hands then quickly pulled the mask away from her face. Mi Rong was not ready for Jun Kai's sudden move and was unable to stop him. The black cloth that was wrapped around as her mask was pulled off, revealing her face beneath it. The cloth flew away along with the wind. Jun Kai's eyes widened. It was a blow to Jun Kai. He was taken aback with shock. Different kinds of emotion were rushing inside him. It was stirring up all at once like a hurricane. No words could describe how he was feeling. His hand slowly reached out to the face he had known all along, "Why?" Jun Kai's voice began choking up and could speak no more. It was her all along?

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  • Spider lily

    Spider lily

    Fantasy ACTION FAKEIDENTITY

    4.93

    This is a story about a female writer who got to transmigrate into a body of a princess. finally! WTF! she is cursed by a god to live half a year as a female and other half as a man? U really can't judge book by its cover. What?? Cold beauty is in reality a lazy ass with a personality disorder?? Nope, nope this cuteness overload in T-rex onesie can't be that sadistic lazy ass. Ahh nothing is as it seems!!! ... Check out my other book "Inventors system" find me on Instagram @lazy_wanderer666

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  • A Half Conjurer

    A Half Conjurer

    Urban ACTION ADVENTURE MAGIC SLICEOFLIFE VAMPIRE WEREWOLF NONHUMAN DEVIL MYTH

    4.57

    ADD TO LIBRARY! Orion Trudger is a common college student at University. He is living in an apartment, has some nice friends, has a decent-paying job at restaurants where he enjoys working till late at night to get money to pay all of his bills. But one fateful night, he accidentally discovers that the world is not the same as he used to think, when he finds out his friendly, drunk landlord is a Vampire. Things don't help him much when he pokes his head more inside this invisible curtain separating the Hidden world. He finds out that not only Gods exist but other things like Mages, Conjurers, Werewolves, Demons, Dragons, etc. But his Excitement of discovering the Hidden world soon turns into horror when he realizes that All of these supernatural are now on the hunt to kill him. Well, not All as it seems. He became 'Wanted Man' in the magical community, the day he discovered that it exists in reality, not some myth. Reasons he doesn't know, he is suddenly running for his life and somehow finds himself in the Land of Tokyo. His good wishers or what he thinks them as wants him to start his new life there but looks like Hunt is still on. Follow Orion Trudger on his journey through discovering and embracing the Hidden world. Is He just a normal guy who accidentally discovered this hidden world or is he drawn to it for something else entirely? Follow him in this cruel, changing deceptive Magic World where for some reason everyone wants to kill him. P.S- Happy Reading...... P.P.S- The cover art is not mine, if you are not happy with it then you can contact me through comments or review. I will take it down immediately.

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  • GRAMMAR

    GRAMMAR

    Urban ACTION

    j gd sbhds. next fh bass do ho of v

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  • Yet Again The Author Half-Assed Her Work And Was Yeet Into Her Novels

    Yet Again The Author Half-Assed Her Work And Was Yeet Into Her Novels

    LGBT+ R18 SYSTEM TRANSMIGRATION BL YAOI REBIRTH DANMEI

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  • Love Journal - As Told By An Emotionally Constipated Half-Genius

    Love Journal - As Told By An Emotionally Constipated Half-Genius

    Urban COMEDY SLICEOFLIFE GENIUS FAMILY SWEET HEALING

    4.92

    At age 10, Scarlet Liu Xiu Wen was tested with a Mensa IQ of 156.By age 12, she was publishing books with the pen name Permanent Frost. By age 14, she was a successful vocalist-composer in the band called Britannia. By age 16 Scarlet had a successful career as a model and actress going by the stage name of Liu Xiu Wen.However, there was a secret that the world didn't know. Away from the limelight, Scarlet took on yet another persona online as Pirate S - the eccentric half-genius. Everyone who lurked in the forums knew her name. Known for her unusual takes on life and mostly popularly for her "Human Observation Diary" blog, Scarlet enjoys the nerd life in secret.Human Observation Diary has always kept to a very standard format but one day, a reader pointed out that the blog has recently been differing from its usual format. Intrigued by the trigger, Scarlet investigates her latest human observation - an online NEET by the name of Jedd77.From further interactions, Scarlet finds herself helplessly drawn to him. As their friendship develops into something more, Scarlet has to make a choice.To give up her secrecy and allow Jedd77 to be a part of her life? Or continue the game of cat and mouse even after the face reveal.Note: Slow progress. Talks of some darker topics in life eg: Depression, PTSD, adoption and acceptance.Drama seekers, toxic bitches and overly-sensitive folks who cannot chillax not welcomed. Author also has indemnity to typo, grammar mistakes and English bugs throughout the story.You have been warned. Proceed with caution and enjoy.***Special chapter release on other milestones, check out my discord and patreon for more details, thank you for the support!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/destinyaitsujiKofi: Ko-fi.com/destinyaitsujiDiscord: https://discord.gg/UrtDMXn

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  • English  grammar

    English grammar

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  • My Lazy Ass Reincarnated Into a Modern World

    My Lazy Ass Reincarnated Into a Modern World

    Urban ACTION REINCARNATION R18 SYSTEM HAREM OVERPOWERED URBAN THESTRONGACTINGWEAK

    After he was killed by his best friend– Ray is offered a second cha– No, that is not how this went. Because of his extreme laziness and nonchalant attitude Ray was not worthy of a rebirth nor a reincarnation. But he has always had a secret with him, this secret was the reason why he was the strongest in his world despite being the laziest human. The copying system. His system mistakenly copies the reincarnation device therefore giving him a chance to jump into his own reincarnation. Now with a copied and stolen chance as a young boy named Ayo-Eniola. Ray is given the freedom to laze around all he wants. Just when his system was being a hastle—his yearning and desire to live the life of optimum laziness and no stress activated his laziness system. Follow Ayo-Eniola, as he levels up by just being lazy and walks his way to the world strongest even though he didn't intend to.

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  • Tale Of The Half-Blood Wizard

    Tale Of The Half-Blood Wizard

    Fantasy MAGIC MYSTERY SUPERPOWERS TRANSMIGRATION TRAGEDY SURVIVAL NONHUMAN APOCALYPSE IMMORTAL PRINCESS

    4.91

    12 years ago remained a nightmare for me. Years past but that horrible nightmare haunted me so vividly when a bullet was shot through the head of my friend. He fell down heavily right in front of me. Feeling confused, afraid, and whatsoever it was named was mixed up in my head. I did not know what I was supposed to do at that time, but crying. Now 12 years has passed but anytime that moment shadows me, the exactly same feeling will wash over me. It feel as if I don't do not anything good to make a change although it happens over and over again right in front of me. . . I walked along the path heading to the end, cold and dark with no lights. The wooden walls built around the place prevented the lights from outside to penetrate in. When I arrived there, I put a bouquet of white lily on a white marble written ‘Zie’. “I am home,” I whispered. I sat beside the tomb, taking out some cookies and two boxes of our favorite milk. “How are you doing there? Are you okay? Do you eat well?” I rubbed the tomb gently. “Wait for me,” I whispered. ____________________________ *** Follow My Book Dear ^^ *** The Half-Blood Wizard: Thief Of Time Stealing The Wife's First Kiss Once A CEO Wife Mr CEO's Beloved Wife Mr CEO’s Pregnant Wife ************************ Updates every day at (GMT+8) 07.00 AM ************************ #Meet me on Instagram: bluehadyan #Discord: bluehadyan#7481

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