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  • Lackey's Seducing Survival Odyssey

    Lackey's Seducing Survival Odyssey

    Fantasy ROMANCE R18 SYSTEM MAGIC WEAKTOSTRONG HAREM SLICEOFLIFE ISEKAI SURVIVAL ACADEMY

    The world was cruel..... Especially for those who had lost their chances to shine. Aether was one of them.... Aether, an individual born with a silver spoon, found himself discarded like a defective product. He had longed for love and tenderness, but what others showed him was nothing but pain. Even in the face of that pain, he smiled not because he wanted to, but because he had no other choice. Despite the heartbreak, he entered into a hell called society with a beautiful smile..... "Can't you do a single thing!!" "..." "You are fired!!!" "....W-Wh.." "I am sorry, Sir, but you need at least a bachelor's degree to enter our company!!" "....I-I am..." "I am sorry, Sir, but we cannot provide a loan for your ideas without reassurance!!" "....W-Why?" "I heard your father is a politician.... So, You know...." "...." After a long struggle, he finally got a job, but his brother's words rang in his ears: "Yeah, yeah… I know you got the job thanks to me, of course. So, don't ever contact me or even MY parents" his brother declared. "...Heh..." Just as he believed he had earned society's recognition, an unforeseen event claimed his pathetic, seemingly worthless life.... "HONK!! HONK!!" Yet, amidst the cruelty of society, he defiantly cried, “I JUST WANT TO LIVE!!!!!” Witnessing his heartfelt cry and desire to live in the hellish place called society, he was granted a second chance. ~Ding!~ However, even in this new life, his situation remained unchanged. He continued to struggle not only to live and eat but also..... seduction. "HOW DARE YOU SEDUCE THE PRINCESS!!" ".....he..he... B-But I didn't seduce her!!" "HOW DARE YOU SEDUCE MY MOTHER!!" "...Hehe" "YOU HAVE SOME NERVE TO SEDUCE MY WIFE, DON'T YOU?" "HEHEHEHEHEE....."

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  • Emily  Honk

    Emily Honk

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  • Honk For Me: A Clown Erotica

    Honk For Me: A Clown Erotica

    Urban ALPHA BADBOY SEDUCTIVE COOLGUY

    Truffles the Clown is a birthday clown slut

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  • Apocalypse: Infinite God-tier Options At The Beginning

    Apocalypse: Infinite God-tier Options At The Beginning

    Sci-fi SYSTEM DARK LEVELUP APOCALYPSE FEELGOOD

    3.89

    Xu Qi wakes up to find himself in an old car, stuck in the middle of a traffic jam in Qingzhou City. Panicky drivers are honking their cars, officials are quelling rumors of a virus epidemic on the radio, and bloodthirsty creatures are tearing hapless passersby apart. Xu Qi realizes the impossible has happened. He has transmigrated at the outbreak of a zombie apocalypse. Desperate to escape but hemmed in by several vehicles, he is doomed. Just then, he hears an electronic voice in his mind. [Ding! Detected that Host is currently in a traffic jam and needs emergency transportation. God-level selection system activated.] Option 1: Obtain a speedy Harley-Davidson Option 2: Obtain an ambulance with municipal qualifications Option 3: Obtain a black high-tech armored recreational vehicle In the blink of an eye, his car transforms into a new bulletproof vehicle equipped with the 9.0 Noah Smart System that offers timely advice and practical help. Xu Qi soon reunites with his university sweetheart, and together, they navigate a dangerous world terrorized by irrational zombies, a world where the law of the jungle prevails.

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  • Reincarnation: I Have Infinite Potential

    Reincarnation: I Have Infinite Potential

    Fantasy ROMANCE REINCARNATION R18 SYSTEM HAREM GENIUS LEVELUP ANGEL ELVES

    If i remember correctly, it was a sunny sunday when it all happed. Birds were singing, flowers were blooming and the trucks were honking with all their might. In retrospect, i should have noticed something was out of place at that time, but oh well. After that i was sent to a very bright place, there I met a very pretty and equally annoying lady who kept annoying me to hurry up and make a choice. I mean, she is already doing me a favor, so I made a quick choice. She seemed to like my thought process, so much so that she ended up giving me an gift of some sorts. And here i am now, in a cradle, thinking about what just happened.

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  • starwars the immortal empire

    starwars the immortal empire

    Sci-fi ADVENTURE REINCARNATION R18 SYSTEM INTERSTELLAR

    Let's all be honest. Anakin shouldn't murder all of those children just because he saw a vision that his wife was going to die. why not find someone to help her. You fucking idiotThis story will happen 4000bby then transit to right before the naboo blockade Jack was bing watching the glory of starwars ep1 to ep 6 with his two friends after watching the shit show of the newest ones (you can argue but ep7 and onward are absolutely shit) Than honk honka fucking truck came out of the fucking sky crushing them underneath

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  • Untitled Goose Novel

    Untitled Goose Novel

    War ACTION ROMANCE ADVENTURE REINCARNATION R18 SYSTEM HAREM CULTIVATION

    4.95

    *HONK*

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  • Who knows and where?

    Who knows and where?

    Fantasy R18 SYSTEM MAGIC CULTIVATION DARK EVOLUTION NOCHEATS

    Who knows what these Primordial Beings are, and where do they truly reside?

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  • Breaking Free: A Journey to Love and Self-Discovery

    Breaking Free: A Journey to Love and Self-Discovery

    Urban COMEDY WEAKTOSTRONG SLICEOFLIFE FAMILY FUTURE FRIENDSTOLOVERS CHILDHOODSWEETHEARTS JUNJŌ ROMANTICA

    This is my own imagination I hope no one disrespect and it's my first time writing a novel I hope u all support me and motivate me Amidst the hustle and bustle of the city, where the cars honk and the people jostle, there is a girl named Zonish. Her heart beats to the rhythm of her dreams, but her feet are rooted in fear. Born into a strict family, Zonish is accustomed to suppressing her desires, keeping her head down, and living a life of conformity. Yet, her heart yearns for something more, something that will give her wings to fly. One day, fate smiles upon her, and she meets someone who understands her, someone who can see beyond the walls that society has erected around her. With his support and encouragement, Zonish sets out to pursue her dreams, but she soon realizes that the path to success is not an easy one. She faces numerous obstacles and setbacks, but she refuses to give up. As she continues on her journey, Zonish's family starts to soften towards her, recognizing her determination and perseverance. With their support, Zonish becomes unstoppable, and her dreams start to become a reality. This is a story of courage, hope, and determination, of a girl who refuses to let fear hold her back and who finds the strength to chase her dreams. It is a tale of a journey towards self-discovery and finding true love and support.

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  • My life is boring

    My life is boring

    goood morning everyone today we will start with *beep* *beep* oh damn school!! well short notice this is not about some story...this is about my life and i know i know my life is boring but some-*honk*GAAHH!!! im late and mom's gonna leave me for sure ahh and viewers just remember to always be strong and- c-coming!!! seeya ?

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  • Rising In Another World of Sword & Magic!

    Rising In Another World of Sword & Magic!

    Fantasy ACTION ROMANCE ADVENTURE REINCARNATION MAGIC HAREM ISEKAI

    On his way home from a friend's birthday party, Rio, an average 17-year-old boy, with black hair and black eyes, was about to cross the road when, *honk* An out-of-control truck just barely missed him, and just as Rio was heaving a sigh of relief, *honk**honk**honk* The truck did an impossible 360-degree turn and ran over Rio, "Fuck, what are you, an isekai truck-" was the last thought Rio had. "Test Subject #854..... Soul Enslavement with Minimum Divine Essence Manipulation" "Where am I?" Hearing a strange noise he couldn't make head or tail of, Rio opened his eyes, but to his surprise, he was in a dark place. No, he wasn't going blind, his eyes slowly adjusted to the dark and he could make faint outlines of a cave-like structure. "Covering Sample Test #854...'s Soul in Minimum Divine Essence.... Error.... Repeating..... Error.... Repeating..... Error.... Repeating..... Error.... Repeating..... Error.... Maximum Divine Essence Allowance Exceeded.... Continuing The Test" Rio again heard some unknown gibberish, however this time it felt like he was drowning and it was painful before the feeling went away and suddenly he felt full as if he had just had lunch, however, he again felt like he was drowning but it was a little less painful this time, followed by a full stomach feeling. This repeated a number of times before it finally stopped. However, before Rio could rest a little, "Command: Kill the Orc Without Running Away. Time Restraint: 150 Seconds " Followed by the unknown noise, which now Rio felt like a language, a huge boar came out of nowhere, and before it could do anything, Rio turned around and ran at full speed. He didn't hear the boar chasing him and he reached some sort of gate. It was a thick iron gate which was open slightly for some reason, but Rio didn't think much as he entered inside as the clearing was clearly too small to let the boar in, and the door didn't look like it could be opened easily. After entering, Rio suddenly got blinded by a bluish-white light before hearing the sound of the doors shutting. Rio still in full panic mode quickly adjusted his eyes to see a beautiful levitating star shaped like crystal, almost as big as a small-sized car shining majestically in the middle of the room, rotating and turning around with apparently no pattern. Completely mesmerized by the crystal and tired from all the incidents till now, Rio went up to the crystal and carefully touched it. As soon as his fingers touched the crystal, a clear and mechanical voice resounded in his head. "Sufficiently Intelligent Being Found, Would You Like To Become This Dungeon's Master?" Without actually thinking anything, Rio nodded, "Acknowledged, Greetings New Master-". Before the mechanical sound could complete the unknown voice spoke again. "Time Up. Result: Failure. Proceeding Cleanup. Removing Test Subject...... Error. Test Subject Bounded To The Temporary Dungeon. Breaking Connection...Error: Insufficient Authority. Solution: Removing The Dungeon Core........ Success-" That was when Rio once again lose his consciousness, looking at the majestic crystal slowly losing its shine. Something warm. I tried opening my eyes, and then saw a lady looking at me and smiling. Then I noticed that this lady was huge, no wait a second, I was tiny!! Wait, did I actually reincarnate!!?? ===================== Author Note: This is my first time writing a novel, don't have much of the direction I am going in, won't have regular updates and English is not my native language. So basically, don't expect much. Also, I would like any suggestions you can give me or point improvements which I could have done. Also, I am short on names so I would appreciate some suggestions, especially for names of Royalty, Nobility, Names of Countries, etc. Also if there are any suggestions for Status, Skills, etc, please suggest them as well. Also, I might use Japanese honorifics because why not? I don't own any Image

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  • ๛DBZ Check-in Overlord๛

    ๛DBZ Check-in Overlord๛

    Chen changseng was a normal guy of 17years.One evening,he had a heated argument with his roommate so he went out for a walk to clear his mind and while immersed in his thoughts a speeding truck was heading towards him with violent speed while honking its horn. By the time he saw the truck, it was too late as he had been hit. He felt all the air  rush out of his lungs and everything turned black and felt held being sucked into a void......

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  • The Lines of Fate

    The Lines of Fate

    A honk screeched and noiseless screaming echoed through my brain. I tilted my head to see a bright beam of headlights headed towards me, at a speed that seems impossible to stop. I felt my death approaching me at full speed. I wanted to move, but my shattered thoughts had captured and bewitched me to be paralyzed.

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  • HEAVEN'S DESPAIR

    HEAVEN'S DESPAIR

    Fantasy ACTION ROMANCE ADVENTURE REINCARNATION SYSTEM COMEDY WEAKTOSTRONG CULTIVATION

    The smell of car smoke permeated the air. Countless of individuals could be seen many storeys below, such a sight could easily be compared to the movement of ant colonies during winter when they search for a new nest. The noise from the individuals was overwhelmed by the loud sound of car honking.On one rooftop, there stood a grey-haired individual. "There’s no point in continuing this, I guess this is how I die. 40 years of being a victim to fate, it finally comes down to this. These Gods, these arrogant Gods- who expose men to these harsh realities. I swear if there is a next life, I will make these Gods kneel before me- I will get my revenge." The man's rage overwhelmed his rationality to the point where he began making odd statements. Suddenly the previous sound of cars Honking was replaced with the sound of blood gushing through his veins. Tears rolled down the man's face, "I'm sorry."Suddenly time froze as the man leaped over into the open air. It was almost as if he had finally obtained the heavens attention. The look on his face was that of a free man, a man who faced the cruellest realities life had to offer. One word comes to mind- Beautiful. This beauty, this feeling of warmth- If only it could last for ever. Very soon the man faced the same fate as Icarus*Splat**He was dead.

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  • Patient is Waiting

    Patient is Waiting

    I heard an amazing story of patience the other day. It has stuck with me since, and it’s altered the way I shape my interactions throughout each day.This is a story about a small, random act of kindness that affected two lives in a big way:A New York City taxi driver arriveS at the final stop for his shift. He honked. After waiting a few minutes, he honked again. Because it was his last stop, he considered pulling away. Instead, he put the car in park and walked up to the door.He knocked.He heard an elderly voice, “Just a minute.”He then heard the shuffling of bags moving across the floor. Then the door opened.It was a small woman in her 90’s with a soft smile wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it. As she answered, the taxi driver caught a glimpse inside the house. It looked as if no one had lived there for years. All the furniture was covered in sheets, no clocks on the wall, and no knickknacks on the counters.“Could you carry my bag?“ the lady asked.The cab driver walked her slowly down the steps of the front porch to the cab.Once in the cab, the lady handed the driver an address and asked, “Could you drive through downtown?”“It’s not the shortest way,” The driver answered.“I’m in no hurry. I don’t mind,” she said. “I’m on my way to hospice…”The driver and passenger shared a quick glimpse in the rearview mirror, enough for her to see his concern and continue:“I don’t have any family left. The doctor says I don’t have very long.”The driver quietly reached over and shut off the meter then asked, “What route would you like me to take?”For the next two hours, they drove through the city. She showed the driver where she once worked, the neighborhood where she and her husband first lived, a furniture warehouse that had once been a ballroom when she was a girl. There were a few parts of town she asked the driver to slow down and she would sit, staring into the darkness, saying nothing.After a couple hours, she suddenly said, “I’m tired. Let’s go now.”They drove in silence to the address she had given him. When they arrived, two orderlies came out to the cab as soon as they pulled up. They must have been expecting her.The driver opened the trunk to take out the suitcase. As he shut the trunk, she was already in a wheelchair.“How much do I owe you?” She asked, reaching into her purse.“Nothing,” said the driver.“You have to make a living,” she answered.“There are other passengers,” he responded.Almost without thinking, the driver bent and gave the lady a hug. She held on tightly.“You gave an old woman a little moment of joy,” she said. “Thank you.”The driver gave a final squeeze of the lady’s hand and the two turned to go their separate ways. As he got in the car and glanced over to her, the door was shut.He didn’t pick up any more passengers That night. In fact, he could hardly speak.What if that woman had gotten an angry or impatient driver? What if she got someone who refused to get out and go to her door? Refused to take the time driving around the city?The taxi driver couldn’t shake the feeling that this single moment may be one of the most important moments of his life.

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  • The Menagerie Anthology

    The Menagerie Anthology

    Fantasy ACTION ROMANCE ADVENTURE

    This series is a collection of unrelated and different stories I have written. Although the series will include a wide range of genres and settings, here is a list of some stories included in this anthology:(Please note I am uploading these stories steadily, so if one is listed, but hasn’t been released yet please be patient. Also, I apologize for the over the top descriptions. I couldn’t help myself!)- Akeldama: On a distant planet with the heat of the suns hitting their backs, two men shall determine who will be victorious. Who do you place your bet on? The long ranged and experienced warrior or the strength empowered and feisty fighter? - He Who Stands Still: Becoming thirteen isn’t easy and explaining how terrible it is to a twelve year old isn’t a simple task either. She just doesn’t understand how this little boy cannot grasp the tragedy of aging. However, this girl is in for a surprise, as he may know more than she thinks, way more, actually.- He’s The Goal: Lorelei and Brum have been best friends since both of them could talk. Their relationship has been through thick and thin. At the beginning of the school year, Brum decided to branch out of his comfort zone and join the soccer team. Before he even realizes what is happening, his heart falls for the team captain, Reiner. Brum couldn’t be happier, however to Lorelei there’s just something not quite right about the charismatic captain. - I Didn’t Know Her: He was milling through his daily routine. So was she. The bus stop was the same, with it’s tarnished lettering and weathered bench. The sidewalk was the same, lined with crepe myrtle trees and littered with weeds cracking through the concrete. Even the honking horns of traffic jams and the nearby ring of a telephone was no different. However, he would die today, and so would she. The abnormality is not their deaths, but the interaction between two strangers who realized together their time was coming to an end.

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