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Rise Of The Blood Flower
"It is not safe in the temple for him!"the old master said, using the best of his power to keep the huge doors shut.He conjured up a spell, but he was too old, and the forces outside were too prevailing."Take him away from here!"the man shouted, barely being able to push the raging power from the outside.**********Rosey Red was a very headstrong archeologist who along with her team set out to an old abandoned temple in search of a mythological artifacts.The team and her scavenge for whatever might have survived the horrible outcome of the assumed fight.Rosey and her team find the plant, though huger than their ecpectates.But finding the plant was not the only thing that Rosey found.*************"Who are you!"Rosey questioned, across her was a man she had dressed in green sweatpants.The man was still adjusting to the bright light in the room."I asked you a question!"She repeated."Where am I? How did you get here?"he asked."I should be asking you that! You're the one I found in a plant!"*****************"What is that abomination!""What this? It's just a burger. Here try it"Rosey said and offered it to him.He sniffed it, and eyed it."What do you people put in this...burger?"He asked."Just Meat, buns, ketchup, Lettuce...""Lettuce!"he said almost yelling, grabbing everyone's attention.
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Lettuce Sandwich
They gain power through eating a lettuce sandwichBtw the main characters gender is actually Bagel
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A Witch Requested to Make a Love Potion
One day, the ‘Good Witch of the Lake’ was asked by her crush to make a love potion, and thus, was heartbroken. –If this is the first and the last, then let me be together with him for at least a little bit longer. To at least extend the time, she began ordering as many materials as she could. That’s when the Knight took a notice of her staple food–a lettuce. For somewhat unknown reason, the Knight began to come and eat as well. Starring a Hikikomori witch with lettuce as her nutrients source, and the serious yet also arrogant Knight–a romantic tale that started from a Love Potion.
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The Goddess that was a mistake
A centuries old spell slowly begins to come undone. A spiral of events, and a cascade of magic unfurl in an ancient land of Deserts, Oases, and Pyramids. A young woman named Riya finds herself in an ancient Egyptian Civilization, stumbling through life as a newly born deity. In her previous life she was once a young man, but now she is celebrated as a Goddess of fertility, childbirth and Lettuce.This is surely a mistake…..She never liked Lettuce.
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The Shitpost Gallery
can we hit a bunch of small children
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Destiny's Poison
The vampire kingdom of New Adelaide has certainly had an interesting history. Prince Darren is the only heir to the throne with human blood.In his junior year at boarding school, strange things start to happen. His best friend, Sal, has grown more distant from him, and has other odd changes in behavior.But worst of all...Darren begins to crave blood.~:~*If a chapter is deleted, it has been edited and will be posted again shortly.Thanks for checking out my first story here! Please be gentle :)((This story is a tragedy, so if you don't like them, don't read this))
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My No Good Very Bad Succubus Transformation
Awww shit! Cadence is having a really bad day. We're talking about an illegal game company snatching his ass from bed, surgically operating on him to add a port to his nervous system so a game can be as realistic as possible, and TAKING THE WRONG PERSON AND GIVING THEM ANOTHER PERSON'S PRE-DESIGNED CHARACTER BUILD. Yeah. He got fucked. Literally. A male succubus, except not really because the game can't logically allow the male gender tag and succubus racial tag to exist at the same time. So, instead of a male, he's a beautiful %ERROR_INCOMPATIBLE%. It really rolls off the tongue if you're seven shots deep of tequila and high on the devil's avacado...shit...LETTUCE. The devil's lettuce.Worst yet, now this stupid game wants to change his body and his mind to be compatible with the race he didn't choose.Honestly, say it with him:FUCK. THIS. GAME.
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Brezia: The Kingdom of Illusions
Princess Tempest, sweet and fair.A charming beauty known everywhere.But hidden beneath her crystal eyes,Is a figure not to be recognized.Lord Devin, charming and handsome.He seeks a path from endless boredom.And his unlikely escape from his destiny,Is a girl who guards herself from clarity.
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Before it all Started
"I'll leave this to you, Let-Rae." The only vivid memory that she can remember, the last time she saw my brother and the beginning of this trouble as he handed her a very dark cube like dice where light doesn't even hit.The world's in mess a long time ago, and it's not surprising that many people dissapeared one by one. Leaving many questions to everyone's mind, but sadly she ain't one of them. The fact that I do know about the truth, she was also given with this "important task". This is why she have to use this truth she know to fix it all. Lettuce Rail Mercado is her name, even if she have to grow up fast, be strong for the safety of others and knowing she can't do this all alone she have to save everyone. With the tool that her brother gave, she can travel any time, any era, or any place anywhere and she have to find the people she needed to succeed. To where she found her first comrade a two young men who she knew they're older than they seem to be, her uncle and a familiar man that she or may not knew. Lettuce knows that everything has limits, will she be able to finish what she have to do? Will she be able to find the people she needed? Does she have to sacrifice something in order for her to do what is meant to be done? Or will she be able to survive?Disclaimer:The characters and some events depicted in this novel are fictitious, any similarities to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Inspired by historical events, books and characters.
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Supreme store twins
Sages,nobles ,cultivators and thugs alike, gather 'round! Have you ever found yourself in the most perilous part of the city, surrounded by chaos, danger, and the distinct scent of adventure? Well, fear not, for I bring you the marvel that is the Twins Supreme Store – the only place where you can buy your daily dose of danger along with a side of carrots! Picture this: a store nestled in the heart of the most dangerous disputed territory of the city, where the air is thick with the promise of excitement and maybe a stray flying sword. And what do we have to offer you brave souls? Vegetables! Yes, you heard me right. Not mystical weapons, not enchanted artifacts – we're talking about the green wonders of the earth. But wait, there's more! Thirsty for power? Longing for a taste of supremacy? Look no further than our legendary cola. The elixir that has gang leaders splurging their hard-earned loot just to out-chug their rivals. It's not about swords or spells anymore – it's all about who can down a cola faster and strut away with newfound strength. And for the true warriors among you, we present the Veggie Showdown. Forget about dueling with blades; the real measure of a man is in his ability to devour raw vegetables. Witness burly, battle-hardened fighters prove their mettle with a head of lettuce or a crunchy carrot. Who needs a sword when you've got a celery stick? But that's not all! Our store has become the playground for a world-renowned alchemist who turns our humble veggies into supreme pills. Yes, you heard it right – million-spirit-stone pills made from the same ingredients you can find in your grandma's garden. Move over, mystical treasures; it's time for the reign of the radish! So, dear customers, step right up to the Twins Supreme Store – where danger meets delicacy, and vegetables become the currency of power. Because why settle for conventional when you can have a store that defies all expectations? We promise you an experience that will leave you questioning the very fabric of this cultivation world. Twins Supreme Store – where chaos and carrots coexist in perfect harmony! Visit us today and embark on an adventure that you never knew you needed. [SYSTEM NOTES THAT THE STORE IS NOT A VEGETABLE STALL PLEST DON'T TAKE THIS OUTDATED AD SERIOUSLY]
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I Tried Pot Once. Now I’m Gay.
In the quaint town of Oakwood, Cory Miller lives the life of an ordinary teenager. He diligently studies, cherishes moments with his loving family, and attends Sunday services at the local church. Little does he know that his world is about to take an unexpected turn.With the arrival of Elijah Reed, a mysterious newcomer at Oakwood High, whispers of his rebellious nature spread like wildfire. Elijah is rapidly crafting a reputation as a bad boy, leaving a trail of curiosity in his wake. Fate intervenes, and their paths cross one fateful afternoon.Curiosity piques, and Cory finds himself entangled in Elijah's magnetic presence. Unexpectedly, they find themselves sharing a joint, consuming the infamous devil's lettuce. In the midst of their hazy encounter, a startling revelation emerges - both Cory and Elijah discover that they are gay.Overwhelmed by their sudden self-discovery, panic washes over the boys like a tidal wave. They search for answers, attempting to grasp the source of their newfound sexual orientation. In a comical twist, they hilariously attribute their revelation to the influence of marijuana, convinced that it has somehow transformed them into homosexuals. What follows is a rollercoaster of laughter, confusion, and self-acceptance. Together, Cory and Elijah embark on a journey of understanding, navigating the tumultuous waves of teenage emotions.
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The Cheeseburger Family
Inspired by the Song "CheeseBurger Family" By Jack Stauber. The Cheeseburger Family Once upon a time, there was a Cheeseburger Family. They had 4 children, two sons, a baby boy & a baby girl. The father was Bacon CheeseBurger, that's his name. The mother was Onion CheeseBurger, that was her name. Their 7-year-old son, Mark Cheeseburger. Their 8-year-old son, Rock Cheeseburger. Their 2-year-old daughter, Gem Cheeseburger. & their baby boy who was 1-month-old, Gosh Cheeseburger, Gosh was the baby's name. They all had heads that appeared like a Cheeseburger with a patty & lettuce. Gosh's head was made of rubber & was Cheeseburger-colored. Rock's head of made of Rock & was Cheeseburger colored. Gem's head was like a Cheeseburger colored gem. Mark's head was like Cheeseburger-colored human flesh. The mother's head was like a Cheeseburger molded to be one object. The father's head was like a duck-taped Cheeseburger, it was duck-taped because it wasn't like his wife's head. Her head was as if all the ingredients were one, they looked separate but you couldn't separate them. Meanwhile, his head would fall apart.
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A Disaster Meeting with Mr. Billionaire
Siya lamang ay nangangarap ng tahimik at mapayapang buhay kasama ang kanyang minamahal. Ngunit paano kung isang araw, nagsunod-sunod na ang trahedya ng kanyang buhay. Paano niya ito haharapin?Subalit hindi pa ba doon nagtatapos ang buhay niya?Ang hindi sinasadyang pangyayari ang dumating sa buhay niya, alam niyang hindi lang 'yon gaano kalaki ngunit pa'no niya mababayaran ang ginawa niya? Nasukahan ang isang damit? Ano ang ibigsabihin nito? Tuloy-tuloy parin ang trahedya sa buhay niya pero tuloy-tuloy rin ang pagkikita nila. Subalit ang tanong, sino ba ang itinutukoy niya? Alam ba niya kung sino ito? Pero isang tanong lang ang pumapasok sa kanyang utak, "Isa ba itong tadhana?"
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