4.85*Ahem* Please read the "tags" before you go about the story, Friend! Now the synopsis: Surname Kaneko meaning Golden and Given name Mitsu meaning Light. Ahhh! Such a fitting name.... FITTING NAME MY ASS... But the name holds weight in the land of fire. Hmmm. Why? Well because, it's the name of the Fucking Fire Daimyo aka Otou-chan, my daddy dearest. Huhuhuhu... Yesh! You have guessed it! I was reborn as the fricking prince of fire. It's great right? RIGHT? WROOOOOOONG!!!!!!! Because the idiotic daimyos, don't let their dumb kids learn ninjutsu.... But worry not, yours truly, was lucky to be born as the third prince. Damn! I didn't know the fat lady had 3 children already, no wonder she was... You know what! I will stop right there. I don't want my fate to be the same as that Tora. *shudder* But the biggest issue here is, after I was run over by Scooty-Chan... Yeah! You heard me, Scooty-Chan. Coz, her elder cousin Truck-Kun, was too busy running over some fat NEET, she had to come and give me a ride... and a ride she gave... *Tears* I even got the worst reincarnating official... more like an assistant... Here, I have read about the awesome powers reincarnators get when they reincarnate. While yours truly was stuck with a pussy who can't even authorize a freakin Sharingan.... Well, you know what! It doesn't matter. Just see how I freaking kick ass with the worst list of skills. ___________________ Note: I will mostly work on my origianl Novel. The update for this one will depend on the readers and/or my mood. Note: The cover and any images in the future are and will be drawn by me. So these belong to me. ___________________ Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of it's characters only my OC's and the change of plot
4.81In a world where the 3D and digital overlap...A young cuck is planning to commit murder. But on his route, what happens after a mysterious old man passes him a perverted gift? If you want to know, you're welcome to read. _ _ The story contains Sex, Revenge NTR (Netori), and blood. (Search Netori if you have no clue what it is and confuse it for NTR, please.) If there's any NTR hentai you remember and that you still curse, you can recommend it. Let's turn all the shit-eating grin douches into pathetic cucks together. *Sheepish grin* Anyways, this is just for laughs. And completely phoney. I have my main story, so I will only write this for (meat) relaxation. From a not so dedicated writer of the only wholesome form of art, Karma. Hope you enjoy it. Cheers and Peace out!
4.29A common man suddenly woke up in one of the cultivation worlds where normal people can be killed at any time but that is not all, but he discovers that he is not a human being either, but rather a fish that has a system that will take you to the pinnacle of all races (If you see any error, do not hesitate to comment, I am using the Google translator, so with your help I will be able to correct the novel to offer a better reading experience)
“Narcotics I want, the Heavens shall not lack!” “Narcotics I don’t want, had better not exist in the Heavens!” This is a story which originates between the Eighth and Ninth Mountains, a world in which the high get even higher. “My Name is Meng Hao! The Ninth Generation Drug Snorter, I shall snort the Heavens!” ------------------------------------- IT IS HEAVILY RECOMMENDED YOU SHOULD READ THE ORIGINAL I SHALL SEAL THE HEAVENS FIRST BEFORE READING THIS! A parody of I Shall Seal The Heavens. It's the exact same story, just replace cultivation with drugs, I don't mean the kind in normal Xianxia either... Please don't hate me for making this abomination. -------------------------- Disclaimer: I do not own I Shall Seal The Heavens, this is just a gag parody I made for fun, if the actual author or translator wants me to take this down I will gladly do so.
Re:turn by Crash -Starting Life in Another World From Zero-, also known as just Return by Crash is a Re:Zero fan-fiction. It is about if Subaru was a Subaru™ (the car). - Exiting the parking lot, Subaru Natsuki emerges to a busy town inhabited by mammals such as humans and demi-human. Using dragons and carriages as transportation instead of cars, the town is clearly not the modern-day Carpan that he is familiar with. However, as someone who spends his days engrossed in street racing, Subaru assumes that he is a protagonist in this new fantasy world, harnessing supreme magical powers. Much to his dismay, that is not the case and things quickly go awry as he bumps into a group of graffiti artists. Fortunately, a silver-haired humanoid beauty named Satella comes to his rescue, while looking for her stolen insignia. In return for her kindness, Subaru offers to let her drive him to help with the search, which eventually leads them to the back of a McDonald's. Assuming that the insignia was traded for money, Subaru enters the drive-thru hoping to negotiate with the owner regarding the stolen item. However, much to his surprise, what awaits them is not the insignia but a brutal carjacker that leads the two to their demise. But instead of waking up in the recycling plant, Subaru is shocked to find himself alone in the midst of daytime, as if he never left the town in the first place. Thus, his life in another world mysteriously begins a second time.
New places and fewer rules to follow. User moves into a new groove of things. Receives a promotion. He now stands as a User and Operator. Transport from the sector of Games to the Anime, Manga, and Movie Worlds. Runs along with Crap, I was Rifted Orion Homeworld One Piece (Azul Renegade). The tale of what happened to the other half that got everyone back. This a FanFiction. All rights reserved to the individual companies and creators. No money is earned in the creation of this work or any tied to it.
Madoka dies again like she always does and Homura goes back in time. But this time, she didn't go into the past but into the future at 2126 AD. She despaired because she can't turn back in time anymore but she can still stop time. She then decided to play the RPG game called YGGDRASIL and became addicted to it. Our 'PAPA BONE' is not going to be alone in the new world.
The muggle world quickly advances and soon build weapons and technology many magnitudes stronger and more efficient than the jumble of equipment from the magic realm. However, even though it came late, this new enlightenment has spread to parts of the wizarding world. From this, a new terrorist group fueled by extreme muggle ideologies take it upon themselves to research magic and reek havoc on the world.
Evil is brewing. After the awakening of a powerful vampire, superhuman abilities known as STANDMAKU are awakening in people all across the globe. One such person is 17 year old Kaguya Houraisan, a shut in and NEET since the day her parents were killed in a plane crash. She is forcibly thrust into a battle of good vs. evil when the vampire PADIO threatens to enslave the mortal races with an army of Standmaku users.
Hiromi Arakawa, Makoto Inoue, Shimomura, and Nomoto team up with a secretary, manga characters, and some soldiers who have no actual roles in the Fullmetal Alchemist franchise in order to stop an evil plot against the manga publishing company, Shonen Gangan. -This is set RIGHT after the Fullmetal Alchemist light novel, "The Abducted Alchemist"(Don't need to read, but yeah...) WARNING: This story...is absolute...well...it's kind of crappy. It's one of the first fanfiction I ever wrote, and is very underdeveloped. Mostly the purpose of the story is for humor and considering it is a parody, not much makes sense. I really, honest to god, would not be surprised if I got like thirty or more one-star reviews. Though, if some people actually enjoy this story, then you're welcome! I'm glad you like it! And...don't worry, none of my other stories are this bad. I can confirm that because this story was written about two years ago, and all my other stories are very recent-about two months ago. (I'm talking about the ones I post on Fanfiction.Net) Plus, the grammar...is...well, it's readable, so I think you'll be fine. But there are a few mistakes here and there...So, yeah. Just a warning. [Note-I do not own any of the Fullmetal Alchemist characters mentioned in this story, except for a select few OC's. I do not know the real-life people that are mentioned in this book, so any mistakes made in personality, gender, and any jobs is purely accidental. Nor do I own any companies mentioned in this book either. This is non-profit and solely for entertainment.]
This is what happens when a person with a creative mind tries to types his script for A series which is like making an anime out of 2003 Strawberry Shortcake for someone to use because he can’t animate let alone draw and is hoping that some one would see it!!! Ichigo Birica (Strawberry Shortcake’s name in this) seems like if she’s just an normal girl making deliveries from every restaurant to people’s houses!!! That would be the case but she and her little sister April Deluca (Apple Dumplin) live in Neo-stalgiaville with their uncle Sugar Song and uncle Bitter Step!!! What’s so odd about Neo-Stalgiaville? Well it’s just that an evil organization known as S.O.U.R.S led by Dr.Purp(Purple Pieman) steal deliveries from delivery guys for their own Gluttonous nature!!!!! But Luckily before her First day on the job Ichigo finds a magic pink cat named Guido(Custard) who helps her out by giving her a magic wooden katana to fend off whatever machines and monsters Dr.Purp throws at them!!! Will Ichigo achieve sweet delivery victory or will she get the chopping block?? Whatever the case this is a recipe for excitement!!!!!!!
It's Snowfest, and the Sheriff's Department has been asked (well, ordered) by the king of Pure Heart Valley to organize a holiday trip for some of the Sweetypie children. In the morning mad rush to make it to their vacation destination, they all make one little oversight involving a little blue bat-deputy who ended up getting left behind. A Christmas-themed 'Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart'-story based on the film 'Home Alone'. (Happy 30th anniversary, Home Alone!)
Jack Napier fleed the scene of a double homicide, the victims, Thomas and Martha Wayne. A young Bruce Wayne layed over their bodies. Knowing this it was their last moments together, Mr. and Mrs. Wayne said their last words of encouragement towards the future, and love for their child Bruce. As they slipped from this world, the grips they had on his hands matched in rhythm. The October air felt colder that night then any other to pass. After that he started having nightmares of bats, the symbol of the month itself as a terrify creature always taughting him. Soon into mental therapy, and examining his brain during sleep, they noted it was intensively active for a person in a inactive state. He became numb over a few years between the bats and now flying around when he was awake, and the constant therapy. Suddenly he changed his personality from a vengeful numb soul, to a charming and playful spirit. Studying ruthlessly from detective practice to technology. Using this for years as he got closer to age where he can claim his father's company in waiting, he already got ahold of some investors and upgrades before hand thus already making investments to advance himself before he arrived. Once time came to rule the company, within 5 years he made a fortune. Now for his 26th birthday he plans to act on 2 personas from now on. The bats that surrounded him never went away, he learned he could use them to his advantage. So during the day he is a lovable Bruce Wayne, by night he is the vengeful Batman. Never resting or forgetting, he spent the 5 years making part of his fortune into a underground base with latest technology. He is now looking into the Intel that the man known as Jack Napier, now goes by Joker. The monster who has taken over part of the city and has growing numbers, just might be the one he must take out to react his revenge.