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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
3.84
I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
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The Lucky Farm Girl
After dying unexpectedly, she was reborn as a ten-year-old little girl in an ancient farming family, with barely a few rooms in her house and even fewer acres of land, not to mention a household of the old, weak, sick, and disabled. Fortunately, the elders in the family were kind and honest, her brothers loving and good-natured, and the neighbors harmonious and friendly. For Yang Mengchen, who had suffered from her relatives' torment and endured all sorts of mockery and scolding since she was young, this was truly a blessing from heaven. To support the family she loved, she resolutely took on the heavy responsibility of providing for them. If she, a modern corporate CEO who had once dominated the business world, couldn't feed a family, then who could? Pharmaceutical recipes, building greenhouses, opening storefronts... Not only did her family start living a comfortable and prosperous life, but she also led the surrounding villages in creating a magnificent pastoral scene! With money and fame, as she grew up, Yang Mengchen decided it was time to choose a husband, and thus, young talents from around the world began to flock to her. Who knew a grim-faced god of death would be blocking the entrance to the Yang family's home? "You're too tall, you're too short, you're too fat, you're too skinny, you're too dark, you're too pale, you're uneducated, you're deceitful and sly... All eliminated!" In a moment, the entrance was empty, and Yang Mengchen was instantly furious, "Prince, you've driven everyone away. How am I supposed to choose a husband now?" "I would like to see who dares to marry you. I wouldn't mind sending him to the Underworld as a groom!" Yang Mengchen... A certain Prince counted his merits on his fingers: "I have power, prestige, and substance, no concubines, no secret love affairs, no gallivanting— I embody the standards of a husband's three obediences and four virtues... In short, only I, this unparalleled good man, am worthy of you!" The guards: Oh wise and valiant Prince, is it really good to be so lacking in your role as a husband?
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A Farmer's Journey To Immortality
4.79
"Battling young masters for some treasures in mysterious caves? No, thank you. What's so special about a ring containing an old sage's trapped soul? I'll just toss it away. Becoming a direct disciple of some big expert with many enemies? Count me out. I'll flip the bird to the pointless struggle in prestigious sects that only attract calamity. What I have here, this opportunity I've seized, is plenty for me. I'll choose safe and steady methods of progress, even if they're slow. After all, I'm just a simple farmer seeking peace through cultivation. I'll rely on myself to pave the way." - Aksai Everwood (Chapter 7) ============== Meet Aksai Everwood, a guy who thought he was done with life, but life wasn't quite done with him. You see, Aksai used to be Arman Arlott, a terminally ill dude who decided to take one last wild ride before kicking the bucket. And boy, did he get more than he bargained for! Thanks to a crazy experiment led by some genius named Musk, Arman's mind got tangled up with artificial intelligence in a way that would make even the most tech-savvy heads spin. Long story short, Arman ended up sacrificing himself to pave the way for some mind-bending breakthrough. But instead of resting in peace, he got a one-way ticket to a new gig as a spirit farmer named Aksai Everwood. Talk about a cosmic curveball! Now, you'd think being reborn as a chill farmer in some serene, pastoral paradise would be a breeze, right? Wrong. Turns out, Aksai's new world is anything but peaceful. Think cultivating crops is all sunshine and rainbows? Think again. Aksai's got more than just stubborn weeds and unruly crops to deal with. There are mysteries to unravel, challenges to overcome, and a whole bunch of unexpected twists waiting around every corner. Yearning for a tranquil life of farming and cultivation, Aksai, bound by a promise to his father, seeks peace in his new reality. However, when has the world of immortal cultivation ever been peaceful? Aksai and his readers must get ready for a tale of rebirth, redemption, and a whole lot of dirt under their fingernails. ============== Additional Tags: #Martialarts #coldmc #calculatingmc #villain #farming #bodycultivation #worldhopping #rpgelements #druid #bloodlines #low-keymc #sliceoflife #nonarrogantmc
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PASTOR MANDOLIN
Mandolin Trump, frustrated by the world system, was determined to become a rich pastor but not without the supernatural powers of wizard Demora Tala. Soon the house of faith suffered a lot of evil under his watch, but what is left to be told, that the ears of men have not heard? The secret sins and the darkness that crawled unseen reveal the unbelievable. Perhaps something out of this world! And as more darkness crept into Mandolin’s thought, he knew that the desires of his flesh must be a priority. Soon the passion journey began. As he narrowed his eyes into the future, he never saw the great mistake ahead. Sexual passion made him insane & powers got him drunk. Soon the covenant was broken. The bad and ugly started— What will become of his ministry when the source of his power desires to take their powers back from him because of a broken covenant? What will become of his 20,000-plus congregation kept under the shades of darkness? How will he handle the power of fleshly lust eating deep into his bones? The battle has only just begun between Mandolin and the powers that made him. Soon, he realized there is an alternative ultimate power he could rely on to soar above the power dragging him with chains to die the death for abuse of covenant, he ignorantly undermines its supernatural potential. Now, he only has one chance of escape— Will he survive? Or die before dawn? Or fight back to stay alive!
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The Pastor Son
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THE PASTOR'S PRODIGAL
A daughter born to the church, brought up with strict measures, stealing her life from her and telling her what she must do and what not becomes tired of the hypocrisy, she blames everything on religion and finds out the lies in the church and rebels and exposes the secret of the Church and finding out her father's betrayal.
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A Pastor's Daughter Diary
4.86
Radiance Abraham, rather unexplainably, is the only daughter, actually she's the only child, of Reverend Kennedy Abraham, the senior pastor of The Redeemer's Love Church; and that comes with it's pros and cons. Her life spirals upwards, then downwards, then in zigzag motion, then as the crow flies when she becomes a Jesus freak. And by freak, I mean a truly born again, Holy Ghost baptised Christian. She's launched into the supernatural when she gets baptised in fire. By this she uncover secrets and mysteries she never knew existed.And yeah she finds true love, in friends. And meets her soul mate.Follow her special diary, which she writes in form of letters to Jesus. In her diary, you'll find Radiance's struggles, relationships, spiritual encounters, scandals and really entangled revelations about the people surrounding her.
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The Hippocritic Pastor
A great man of God lives in a great suburb. A family visits the man who is believed to make barren woman pregnant. The family at first doubted him but they had no other choice but to seek his help. Could be the pastor be a rapist or was he healing these people using medicine?
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The Pastor's Daughter
Story of a pastors daughter named Esther, who lives a care free life knowing fully well her father is a pastor and the only child of her parent's.
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Diary of a Pastor's wife
An interesting writing you'll ever enjoy reading just as the title "Diary of a Pastor's wife"
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Azure Haired Pastor
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The Pastor killed my sister
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McMaliburton’s Memorial: Pastor’s Passing
He lowers his right armto grasp the outer lipof the old clawfoot tubhis opposite armgirdles his heftgingerly into the sun soaked basinAfter bracing himself inhe slowly arches his head backand lets out a beleaguered sighThere's a deep peacethat washes over himthe tranquil stream of the faucetlowers his guardas he easesthe beer can helmetoff his domethen once againfades into the night…——————————————————————A GusA McHaliburtonAugustus McHaliburtonBotched Medical recordsH’s to M’s1950’s typewritersA distant fatherShame, embarrassmentA Jack Daniels helmetInnocent bystandersAn aloof obedient wifeReligious grief, undue reverenceA deaconA PastorA McMaliburtonA Pastor McMaliburtonA beer can helmetThe stench of spilled beerStained sepiaFamily Polaroids, memoriesThe good times, the bad timesAll timesA beer can helmetCapping the momentsThe light, the darkThe lager, the stoutFlowing, spewingIn and out
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Pastor jassi india punjab
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I have a crush on my pastor
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He was the son of the most respected and well-known pastor in the city
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Chosen Blood
4.94
Rachel seorang wartawan yang sangat terkenal, tiba-tiba saja menghilang di saat terjun ke lapangan untuk mengumpulkan berita. Semua berita dan media social melaporkan kehilangan dirinya Seperti kutipan Charlie Chaplin, "Hidup itu tragedi, waktu kamu melihatnya dari jarak dekat, tapi sebuah komedi saat kamu melihatnya dari jarak jauh." Sepertinya kalimat Charlie Chaplin sangat nyata untuk Rachel, dan saat ini Rachel sedang berada di jarak terdekat " Tragedi". Rachel tidak mengetahui jika dirinya terlahir sebagai darah ‘emas’, darah yang akan menghancurkan kutukan para Vampire, darah paling manis dan terenak bagi para vampire, selalu menjadi buruan para Vampire. Karena keisengannya mengikuti sebuah pertemuan pemuja Vampire, ia harus terjebak di dunia yang ia tidak ketahui sebelumnya. Di sana ia bertemu dengan para Vampire yang memburunya, Clay sang pangeran Vampire, dan Shine pendeta pemburu Vampire yangberdarah campuran serigala dan beruang Rachel harus bertahan hidup diantara dua dunia yang mengakibatkan ia tidak bisa lagi menggunakan identitasnya sebagai manusia, di tambah lagi pangeran Vampire yang telah jatuh cinta kepadanya menawarkan Rachel untuk bergabung dengan kaumnya. Sementara hatinya telah jatuh cinta kepada seorang pelatihan pastor, dirinya akan menjadi seorang pendosa jika membuat seseorang melepaskan jubah pastornya. Apakah yang akan menjadi keputusan Rachel? Mampukah Rachel bertahan hidup sebagai manusia?
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The Morning Star
"Father forgive me for I have sinned, I had some unorthodox thoughts about that guy in church again." Nicholas is a good boy, he's the grandson of an abusive pastor, but still believe in a better future. Lucifer the fallen angel is searching for his soulmate, to complete the prophecy. Watch their worlds collides. Contains addiction, abuse and other triggers. Sorry In advance, never meant to offend anyone.
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Hypocrisy
Amanda Watson, the daughter of a black famous church owner and pastor, lives the life that every teenage girl would kill for. She comes from a wealthy family, has a good relationship with God, gets the best grades and has a loving boyfriend or so she thinks. Harry Styles, the white best friend of Amanda's brother comes back from England. He's a notorious and wanted criminal and never even went to college. What happens when two worlds collide? Innocence meets catastrophe? Find out in this book of endless betrayal, romance and heart breaking drama where everyone and anyone is a total hypocrite. #2 bad boy series
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