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Ms. Tan Is The Real Boss
4.43
Tan Rou only learned that she wasn’t the Tan family’s daughter when she was seventeen years old. She went from being a rich young lady to living in the slums. The parents she adored belonged to someone else, and this series of knockdowns was hard for a seventeen-year-old girl to accept. She wailed like a child for the sake of proving this was all a lie. The vicious words she spouted had hurt her biological family but she didn’t notice. She thought the Tan family was her real family despite them seeing her as an eyesore, and was even naive enough to want to befriend the Tan family’s real daughter, Tan Jing. Alas, the latter drugged her drink and arrange for a thug to rape her. Tan Jing even brought their classmates along to catch them in the act so Tan Rou was now tainted for life. After being reborn, she looked down at the man she was stepping on. Tan Rou swore not to be a useless wretch in this life or be bullied to death. She would stomp on those who wronged her and make it up to her real family. They wouldn’t have had to die tragically on the streets in the past life had it not been for her. Tan Rou turned completely evil after crawling back out of Hell. Everyone claimed that the real young lady was educated and talented, while the fake young lady was arrogant and incompetent. Tan Rou scoffed upon hearing this. She held back her brother from trying to stand up for her. “We have all the time in the world. Let’s just wait and see.” Just as everyone was waiting for Tan Rou to make a fool of herself… A top-class perfumer, a top scholar, a world champion… The fake young lady’s multiple identities kept getting exposed one after another, bumping her up to number one on the trending search, shocking the world. Wait, where was the promised humiliation?
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Sweet Marriage; Divorced my scum husband and married his Uncle...
4.91
**Important notice...** ------This novel is written with two couple Characters Lead, Please check on the tags, I said weak to strong, the female lead isn't strong from the word go, she progresses as time goes by, so don't tell me my character is dump, I have already mentioned it several times, you either read her progressing or don't------------ Zhou Meili gets married to a man because that was her father's last request and wish, but the man decided to divorce her after six months into the marriage. She feels disheartened and thus decided to have a few drinks where she ends up being entangled with a mysterious man, Master Mu, not only does he shoo her away but he decides to own her and thus her second marriage happens unexpectedly... What would happen when she suddenly realizes that she is pregnant with him? #####Hello Readers... Any material here if it's a song lyric or fashion or perfume will be my own creation... and original.###### ****Not mentioned tag, Bromance..."**** *The cover isn't mine and the credit goes to the owner if you are the owner and wants me to pull it down, let me know...*
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Wife of The Demon Prince
4.83
To save her family from dying unjustly like they did in her previous life she has to marry a Prince rumored to be a demon. A marriage that was only a deal on paper turns to something they both can't resist. ** Two people who transverse through a lifetime of difficulty and hardship only to find each other again in another lifetime. Will their love transcend over the forces of time and the evil that lurks behind the power of a wish? Or will fate tear them apart to regain the world's stability. *************** Excerpt "How ridiculous, just because you saved my life, now I have to pay you back by marrying you?" Hamon looked strangely terrifying as he gave her a mocking laugh. If he wasn't already wounded Ara might've beat that laugh off his face, for her own peace of mind. "Your Highness if you keep laughing like that, your wound will open." Her voice sounded muffled behind the armor making it quite gruff. "Shut your disgusting mouth, even your voice is disgusting." "Your Highness, listen to what I ha-" "I'm going to say this one last time. I'm not going to marry you....so You can take your sorry self and leave this place right now while am being nice!" Ara wanted to fume At him when he kept on interrupting her again and again. 'He thinks I'm disgusting, after I risked my life to save him? What an arrogant pompous Prince!' Despite her anger boiling beneath the surface, she said in a calm voice. "Can you please just listen to me first?" __ Excerpt 'Without Arabella...Hamon is nothing.' 'Die? How will you die when I'll be here to bring you back? Not even death can take you away from me, wife.' 'If anything happens to you...I will ruin the entire world!' Memories of his words to his wife began to echo in his head, then images of her smiling face. And what she said earlier. 'If you tell me to split up with you again, I'll get very mad at you. And I won't allow you hold me to sleep tonight!' 'Hamon, I'll be dead before I leave your side, I am your wife and once your soldier, I am not a coward. I am staying by your side!' Hamon sat frozen on the cold forest ground as he held Ara's dead body in his arms. There was no longer any signs of tears in his eyes, all that was left was a pair of soulless eyes. He slowly glanced down at her pale lifeless face, the reality began to sink to his mind. His wife was dead, Ara was dead... She died saving him, taking the arrows meant for him. As those thoughts went through his mind, his face slowly began to darken, like cloudy storms of an incoming typhoon that could tear the skies and the earth apart, gradually his forearms veins started to turn purple and it spread to his neck veins and forehead. He pulled away from Ara's body and stood to his feet. Eyes as red as blood, claws long and sharp pierced through his fingers cutting his skin, but he didn't so much as flinch as the blood dripped from them. Purple dark veins appeared on his face as his sharp fangs peeked out of his clenched lips. There the Demon stood with flames blazing in his hands, it looked nothing like Hamon. Just his soulless eyes were enough to make one crawl away in fright. __ Note: this book is a slow burn romance, and there's no major tragedy. You can also check out my other book. Title: Bound To The Ice Dragon King Happy reading! Disclaimer: Cover image isn't mine, will take it down if the owner wants me to.
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Mrs. Huo Pretends to be Weak Every Day
3.61
Everyone mocked Miss Ye, who was found in a village and brought home, for being pretty but talentless. They waited for the Ye family to kick Ye Beisheng out. Ye Beisheng retaliated by saying, "Damn it. I'm not going to sit still and look pretty. I'll drop the act!" Hence... "The Princess of the Hacking World is my friend," a jerk said. Ye Beisheng replied, "I'm pampered by everyone in the Hacking World. I'd never be friends with a piece of trash." "I know she's jealous of me because the Queen of Perfume once gave me a compliment," a bitch said. Ye Beisheng replied, "I'm the Queen of Perfume. Who are you?" The jerk and bitch who waited for Ye Beisheng to screw up were dumbfounded. "Huh?" Rumors had it that Mr. Huo had a wife who had good looks but no other talent. Everyone wondered why a bright man like Mr. Huo would fall for a woman like that.
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Tu Perfume [Omegaverse]
Elián es un omega de una exitosa familia de alphas. Debido a sus feromonas dominantes, todos han tratado de ponerle las manos encima, incluido sus dos medio hermanos mayores. Pensando que jamás podrá a amar a un alpha, su padre condena nuevamente su vida volviéndose a casar, y se ve obligado a convivir con un hermanastro guapo y sexi, lleno de misterios. ¿Podrá ser él la salida que Elián busca? ¿Y sería él capaz, de revivir las pasiones que Elián perdió, en un pasado lluvioso?Entre tres alphas, un omega y un beta, ¿Estará entre ellos la salida de nuestro protagonista?— Esta historia contiene sexo explícito, queda bajo tu responsabilidad leer la suculencia. — Hay escenas levemente incestuosas. — Es un omegaverse y BL, yaoi, en otras palabras es una historia enfocada en un romance de dos personas del mismo sexo (chico x chico), en un mundo con jerarquías repartidas en Alphas, betas y omegas.
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The Perfume Queen Seduces a CEO
4.58
As a distinguished perfume maker, the first perfume produced by White Dew was very popular, and she also won a lot of money! She entered the marriage hall with her beloved fiancé, and her love and career were both prospering. The sweet life did not last long before she realized that her husband and her sister were already together. The adulterous couple even tried their best to swindle away the perfume recipe that she had painstakingly concocted and secretly transferred her assets! He even destroyed her nose and deprived her of her innate sense of smell. Thinking that she could no longer be a perfumer, Bai Lu jumped into the ocean dejectedly. When she opened her eyes after surviving the disaster, there was a magic box on her that could grow spices! After curing her sense of smell, she had all kinds of precious spices and made massive windfalls from her perfume sales. She sat on the throne of the Queen of Scent, with countless riches and suitors. One day, Jiang Shaomin, the pride of the business world, threw a billion yuan and invited her to customize a perfume for him. Bai Lu stayed professional as she said. "May I know what kind of fragrance you like?" The next second, the door was locked tightly. The man smirked and loosened his tie, revealing his firm and smooth chest as he pressed closer… "Your smell is the best scent for me!"
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Becoming a Wealthy Family's Beloved After Her Rebirth
4.01
Lin Xiaowan and Huo Zheng had been married for three years. Lately, Huo Zheng had started becoming busy with work. However, Lin Xiaowan still detected a strange perfume scent on his clothes. Lin Xiaowan didn't want to doubt her husband. Unfortunately, the day before their anniversary, she discovered that Huo Zheng had been with his first love and picking out a ring. He had even lied to her about having to work overtime. Feeling disheartened, she left, only to meet with a fatal accident. When she opened her eyes again, she found herself back in time when she had been still with Huo Zheng, but yet to marry. Suddenly, his first love, whom Lin Xiaowan had never met in her previous life, appeared at their doorstep... There would be no wedding ceremony. With a cold look, Lin Xiaowan discussed breaking up with Huo Zheng. "Marry Huo Zheng again? Hah. Not unless he's a dog! "'...Woof, woof." Huo Zheng barked. Gao Liang said, "Huo Zheng has never cheated on anyone, nor has he ever had a first love. Huo'er is a devoted man! Everything happens for a reason. He used to be a tight-lipped man, but he later loosened up because if he stayed quiet, his wife would run off in anger!"
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Perfume Scandal!
I was visiting the market in disguise to not get caught by my father's vasals or royal guards to get the ingredients for my perfume. It sure is a hot day, and walking in a magic cloak is sure sweaty. I wish I had a beach fan here with me. Lost in my thoughts I suddenly bumped into something quite sturdy yet fleshy. "Ah, pardon me sir..", saying this I excused myself but the chest of that gentleman was really worth bumping for~ "Stop there, the lady who bumped to me just now" The voice sound ridiculously familiar to me which made my steps froze . I was processing the situation I am in, right now in my mind , within that time I hear the same voice close, ringing to my ear . "You. Isn't it the "Iris flower" smell from the Viscountess Vanessa's banquet last month?" "IT'S PERFUME MISTER!ー !" Ah shit! I just can't bear any sort of pun about my perfumery! When I turned it was DUKE ARDEN VON HALSWATHZ, smirking mischievously down at me as if he caught the prey he was hunting for. Such a handsome pervert even remember the fragrance from the tip to the roots of his lungs; Okay how should I interpret this behaviour of yours ? Being handsome and a pervert at the same time, such a loss to be rotting in the prison if I report him. His black clear eyes were shimmering even though the shadow was falling over his face while looking down at me. He looked right into my eyes as our eyes met and my heart skipped a beat quick. I swiftly covered my face with my cloak to hide my facial features; mainly my flustered expression, and with a voice sounding of a lowly origin I tried to excuse myself, "Ah!~ The Iris flower perfume is so famous~ I was looking for exactly that perfume!If you excuse meー" "200 thousand dilas " "HOW MAY I HELP YOU MY DUKE?" Seeing my immediate response after mentioning 200 thousand dilas he scoffed. I was played by him again but I mean like, WHO THE HELL WOULD REFUSE 200 THOUSAND DILAS??! 1 DILAS = 100 GOLD COINS, MAN!! For a 21st century working class korean girl who has reincarnated into this fantasy novel if someone gives me 200 thousand Dillas for just interrogating me will I refuse? HELL NAH! The Duke then furrowed his brows a little and in a serious tone he said,"Be my personal perfumer". "EXCUSE ME?!" I am surprised to hear it from the crazy tyrant that he wants me to work for him. His looks are of my type but what if he goes crazy and slices off my head like vegetables and fruits?! I am not gonna take the deal! The duke then leaned a bit lower at me and with a callous poker face he said, "Don't worry I won't bite you off. I need your skills that's it". Even if you bite me I don't really mind you see, but please don't eat me raw or slice me up. ーーーーーー Jang Jeong-Ah, a 25 years old part-timer university student died while taking a dump after an after-party in home, and woke up as Sara Galliois. Sara Galliois is a daughter of Count Galliois, a side character in a psychopath genre based romance novel ROSE GARDEN. How will her life change now? Read further to know. Stay tuned to PERFUME SCANDAL!, for more!! The cover photo is not owned by me. The credit goes to the respective owner. If they find it disturbing or uncomfortable then I might put down the cover photo as they please.
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Skin Perfume
(WARNING : R-18 content)---------------------"What is this perfume on your neck? Tell me, I want to know." "No perfume. It's just the smell of my skin, combined with the adrenaline generated from the moment I saved you, the pleasure I'm feeling on this bed while I'm laying on top of your naked body." - The love told in the movies doesn't exist. Romance doesn't exist. The only thing that exists is sex, pure, violent, wild, a breathtaking combination of sensations of pleasure and new fragrances to explore. This is precisely what Kora Night does, creating new essences drawing inspiration from the smells and sensations of her lovers around the world. "Perfumes are the essence of life itself. They cannot be explained. Where words fail, perfumes release the most intense and hidden emotions of the ego, awakening the darkest and most primordial instincts of human beings." Kora's career started to take off, and everything proceeded according to plan, when during one of her business trips, she lived the most beautiful night of her life, the night that will change everything.---------------------I sincerely hope you'll enjoy reading my original novel :) comments and reviews will always be appreciated! p.s. With this story I will try to make you live some of the emotions I experienced in my life, so in a sense, this novel is 'inspired by a true story'. Good reading!
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My Arrogant Alpha
4.82
Alpha Axel Ash is a destroyer. He's a savage and a dangerous werewolf. Undefeated, the wars have turned him into a monster, feared by most. He likes to kill the weak and those who dare to harm his pack. For years, he thought the moon goddess has punished him by not giving him a mate, his life forever left in misery. Cassie is the Alphas daughter. For years, she had seen the war that destroyed her pack and killed hundreds of innocent lives. Warriors died on the battlefield, never returning home. To stop the war from further destruction, her father sets out to offer a truce to the enemy pack. But the infamous Alpha Axel requested for something else — his daughter’s hand in marriage. Axel Ash my Alpha gazes down at her with a bunk expression, his eyes roaming all over her body. Cassie squeezed in her legs, her mind aware that she is only wearing a shirt with nothing underneath. “You’re wearing my shirt,” he states deeply and she sees his eyes flicker down to look at her chest. “I-I couldn’t find a-any comfortable c-clothes,” she stutters, taking a few steps back. He growls at the distance she put between us, coming closer at her with a look of disapproval. She gulps just as she bumped against the wall, locked in between him and the hard surface. Why does he smell so good? “Don’t hide from me,” he growls, finally standing tall before her with dominance and demanding obedience. “N-No,” she says stubbornly, gripping her shirt and bringing it up at him. His eyes darken as he grabs her wrists and holds them above her head. Shocked, she gasp and her shirt raises up her waist, showing him the full view of her bare body. She whimper as he stares down at her with lust. Axel Ash drew closer, gently tucking the rose behind her ear. The floral scent perfumed every breath, Cassie took as he brushed his thumb lightly over her lips sending a shiver down to her spine. Axel Ash smirked feeling his effect on her, " “If I knew showing you the pool would get you na**d I’d have done so this morning,” he said, pushing the hair off his face The attraction between us is very convenient, you know? She was immediately out of the reverie, "Convenient!" His gaze darkened, "Of course, how could it not be convenient for me to feel desire for what's mine?" "Calling me cute is nice. Calling me hot is great. But don't you dare call me yours. I am not a thing to own." She said fire blazing in her eyes and wriggled in his hold to get free. Smirking, he pulled her even closer. His voice got thicker than she had ever heard, "That's where you are wrong, sweetheart. I am an Addict and you are my Drug." Alpha Knox Is a good friend of Alpha King Axel Ash.
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Perfume: The story of a murderer
"why can't i hate you??" he sobbed "because darling this is what they called destiny".... "do ever get scared that maybe it's for nothing? that all the pain and death won't change anything?". "Never". Neverland, a city with ongoing murders, a girl suspected to be the murderer , a boy trying to find out the truth behind his family's background . Is that girl really the murderer or somethings are more to be known , we all have seen , read or listened about movies and story of murders/murderers..... but have you ever imagined that what would be in a murderers mind.... is he/she suffering from something or is it killing people just for fun.....??
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AbdRahman Perfumes
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Fume of darkness
Athea , she is a 17 yrs old girl . Raised by a single mother . From a young age she discovered she has some magical powers and she hates herself because she finds herself different . But everything was was okay -okay until her birthday night . And now her life is twisting and turning .( Note - I don't own the cover , the credit goes to it's original editer . Taken from Pinterest .)
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Vampire's Only Perfumer
Amberly Hale a 25-year-old woman build her perfume business right after she got hired from a very big Company. But what she thought was a great start for her business will be the start of her unimaginable experience. She encountered her first Vampire customer who was the CEO of the company and the flower shop worker who she call Mr. Fairy. A Vampire who needs a Perfume? And A CEO who works at the Flower shop? Does the two of it makes sense or there's a great secret behind two personalities hidden by the Vampire himself?.
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Husband For Hire
Is it possible to hire a husband? Well yes. Olivia is the adopted daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, the owners of Aermia, the top perfume producing company in the country. She has passion for everything else in the world except getting married and falling in love. But after seeing Jason, her long-time wish will finally come true, getting a fake husband. Jason and Olivia meet for the first time at a bar she visits often. Olivia overhears Jason’s conversation with a friend about his desperate need for a job. She introduces herself to him with a contract marriage proposal which he eventually accepts after thinking it through. "Hi, I'm Olivia." Olivia introduced herself as she waved her hand under his face. "What do you want from me?" Jason asked with a blank expression, still staring at his phone. "You need a job, don't you?" Olivia answered back with a question. "Were you listening to my conversation?" Jason finally looked at her as he arched his brow. "I didn't mean to but , yes." Olivia was trying her best to be polite and not ruin her plans. "Yes, I need a job. So, what is it you want?" Jason asked, sounding calm and irritated at the same time. "I have a nice offer you won't be able to resist," Olivia said looking more serious than ever. "And what could that be?" Jason asked, sounding more interested in the topic. "Marry me." There was no hint of un-seriousness in her voice. To find out what happens next, join in this journey of romance and passion. Note: The cover is not mine, all credit goes to the creative owner. This work is original and also fictional, feel free to tell me what you think about it. Instagram page: Colourful_ercy
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(UNORTHODOX SERIES #1) FUME OF METAL
Life itself is mesmerizing.It holds the power to bloom or to wither.They say every breath counts. Every heartbeat is important. Every second is precious.To put it simply into words, our lives are significant. Valuable they say. Because as time passes, our lives,moments,memories and feelings get drifted along the clock. It ticks, it ticks and it ticks. Showing the definite truth that nothing stays the same,though admittedly scary, it is certain. Nothing can be rewind.Not the time.Not the moments.Not the remnants of happiness, anger, guilt, sorrow and pure ecstasy neither pure misery.Life can never go on and on and on.And unlike the ticking clock, life eventually stops. At this point, when the end of all comes, why life is valuable when we can't enjoy it forever. Where the pleasure of breathing and feeling the air enter your nose and giving out a heavy sigh and feeling the light air brushing on your hair just stops.We can't enjoy it again. Life stops. Death comes. What happens after? Do we get to feel the air again? Do we get to feel our heartbeat go from a normal throb to palpitation? Do we get to experience life just like before but only now,dead ,cold and life less? The irony.I can't even define what life is. Is it breathing? It it being physically visible? Is it having emotions?Life is an enigma.An unknown known state.Do we get to value life just like how we see it when we were alive versus when we were dead? Is the difference even that evident? Does life exist when we are dead? Does life have a long lasting value when in the very beginning, we can never measure something that can never be quantified.The morning rays hit my skin. The smell of rotten metal lingered into my nose. It was foreign but at the same time unlikely pleasant, to see,to smell, to feel the flesh brushing my bare skin and the blood cascading down my forehead,my nose my hands.Feeling its softness and its tender and cold touch.It relaxes my soul like no any other.Its beautiful brown hair,down to her cute nose and soft lips,down to her still beating heart .It was majestic to see life in its truest form.In the most alive state I could ever imagine.A beating flesh of life seemingly staring at me face to face and then, the beat of what's in front of me gradually stops.Tsskk. It hasn't even been a minute.Oh well! I'll just get another one to play with.It's a moral I can say. As my character evolved and so are my beliefs and values in life.Funny how LIFE works, yesterday I was questioning the value of life but today,the next thing I knew, I was ending lives to see its value.
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Real Rich Daughter Is Master Of All!
The all-powerful Red Spade J of the Empire's mysterious organization was reincarnated in the body of a pitiful eighteen-year-old village girl. She was the real daughter of a wealthy family who grew up in an orphanage and was brought home at the age of eighteen. However, she received nothing but cold treatment at home. Everyone thought that she was a good-for-nothing. "The real daughter of the Yun family came from the countryside. Just wait and watch as she turns into a laughingstock!" Who would have thought that the good-for-nothing Yun Qing would suddenly transform into the youngest medical professor in the Imperial Capital, the number one god-level racer, an infamous hacker bigshot, and the top designer who led the global fashion industry! She flourished in all sorts of industries! Until one day, Fourth Master Xu took off the mask that covered Yun Qing's face and pinned her against the wall of the washroom. "Baby, well aren't you great at lying? You've played me like a fool with just a mask. Tell me, how should you compensate me?" Looking into the man's attractive looks while his fragrant breath landed on her face, Yun Qing smiled sweetly, "Likewise, likewise. However, are you currently Mr. X from the secret service, or are you a lovely perfumer?" The truth was that this man and the woman tortured each other with their multiple identities! This was a story of how the male and female leads crash-landed into each other like Mars crashing into Earth!
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Possessive Addiction: Master Gu Is Bold and Powerful!
4.13
In her previous life, Mu Anhan abandoned her husband and son. It was only after her death that she learned that Gu Xiaozhan loved her madly. In her next life, she was going to cling to him tightly and give him a second child! Everyone sneered. “Mu Anhan seduces Master Gu all day long and only cares about giving him a child. She’s just trying to cement her position by giving him children. Master Gu will surely divorce her after.”Who would have thought that the Perfume Queen, top hacker, miracle doctor, genius designer, AI intelligence, scientific research master… All of her multiple identities were exposed. What annoyed everyone even more was that treasure appraisers, medical professors, and international celebrities were all kneeling at her door, begging her for guidance! At night, she snuggled in Master Gu’s arms with red lips, and was the most provocative little seductress. Eyeing her with his dashing brows slightly raised, the possessive Master Gu rasped out, “Darling, should we try for a third child?”
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The Other Luna
Clarisse was betrayed and dethroned as the pack's Luna! Everything went downhill for Clarisse the moment her husband’s Fated Mate arrived at their doorsteps. Dethroned from her position and poisoned to death, she was curiously reborn weeks earlier from her demise. Vowing to never make the same mistakes again, she made up her mind to divorce her husband and seek help. Luke Morgenstein, the Crown Prince she didn’t plan to team up with, was an enigma. He ignored her at first, then decided to help but insulted her. To add confusion to the problem, he even kissed her at their first meeting! The insult and the kiss didn’t bother her much, but why did her heart seem to explode every time she thought of him? Clarisse couldn’t get a hold of what Luke truly wanted with her, but his help was essential for her plans to move forward. She had no choice but to play along, for she planned to rise and defeat the other Luna that invaded her beloved pack— by becoming an Alpha herself! EXCERPT: “Who might you be and why are you here?” Clarisse did her best not to roll her eyes and said, “You called for me, Your Highness. Konrard said you changed your mind and decided to help?” “Clarisse Howlet?” “Yes,” she replied with her head bowed down. “Would you need any more assistance?” Luke shook his head and mumbled, “You smell…” “I what?!” Clarisse couldn’t believe he would insult her like that. She was wearing her most expensive designer perfume. She took hygiene with utmost diligence! The Crown Prince stood up from his hunched position and Clarisse yelped in surprise. Why was he butt naked underneath the blanket? Was he jerking off while he suddenly went into the rut phase? In a flash of seconds, Clarisse felt warm lips crash into hers.
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My Family Is Full of Broken Psychos! I'm One of Them
My family is full of A-Holes! Ridiculously powerful A-Holes who have views of the world so twisted that they could literally burn all of the known world to the ground. I am the strongest of them all, yet... I'm tired of it all. That’s why I left. Being stuck with those same people for years got really bland. I needed a breath of fresh air, away from the Narcissism, Hedonism, Sadism, Masochism, and general Gotham asylum vibes that each one of them exuded like some kind of messed up perfume. Six deranged family members hanging on your back all the time gets really annoying after a while. Especially when you are just as insane as they are. Unfortunately, after five long years of bliss, I am being pulled back in. Family Drama to the rescue. A threat that can't be punched away for very long has arrived at our doorstep and I'm forced to return to help solve it. Hippee...
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