Moderators are what keeps server at bay from causing chaos. But you know what people do to them? HAHAHAHAHA. A moderator's life ain't so simple than you think. Author's Note: This is a joke book and I'm writing this just for fun, no need to be so serious about things. Join the discord server here if you wanna get featured! https://discord.gg/uwVmj2e
Here is a short preview of Jack A. Warren's upcoming fantasy adventure Happily Ever After: The Nonsensical Story of How Llamas Were Made. Available January 1rst, 2020. A princess, an alcoholic vampire, and a honey badger walked into a bar… Well actually, it was more of walking out of a bar. Let’s start from the beginning. Once upon a time, there was a knight in not so shining armor who harmed more damsels than he saved, a kidnapped princess being held for ransom, a depressed unicorn searching for love, an alcoholic vampire with just a slight drinking problem, and a honey badger who was a bit of a party animal living in a world of fantasy. They must come together to battle vegan goblins, thwart the plans of trolls (that only speak Deutsch), listen to a group of passive aggressive gnomes, and save a group of really baked tree elves in order to bring the princess home.
A traumatized princess, a selfish knight, and a mysterious treasure hunter. It’s a strange combination, mired by drawbacks, weaknesses, and hubris of the highest. But it will have to work. Our heroes find themselves joined together to locate a missing relic to protect their homeland from an invasion, an invasion that will destroy everything if they can’t work together.
Bailey the human decided to cross the human border and she saw the last thing thing she expected to see on the other side of that border. A monster and Bailey ran but didn't get far until the monster grabbed her. Read more to find out what happens to Bailey in a world of things she doesn't understand.
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