ตอน 300: 4v4! The fall of the 10-7th Seats!?

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Senzaemon got a call and he burst out laughing before heading to the Shokugeki arena. This had never happened before, that kid sure was making a ruckus! It was fine thought! This was what the school needed! A true shaking up!

He arrived at the arena to see the 4 just sitting around and waiting, playing cards. His mouth twitched and he said "What's going on here!" everybody went silent and looked at Senzaemon, Hiro said "Old man! The 10-7th seats won't show!"

Senzaemon's eye twitched, this damn kid kept calling him old man. He wasn't even that old! He said "They have the right to refuse..." Hiro and the other 3 looked at each other and laughed, stunning the audience.

Gin stood up and clapped his hands, dusting them off as he said "Welp, if they're scared then I guess we can't do anything about that." Joichiro caught the message and sighed as he collected his things "This is the Elite Ten? I have to say, I'm disappointed..."

Hiro stretched his back and shook his head "Can't be helped. If I got my seat by luck, I wouldn't agree to lose it either." Zerotwo shrugged and added "Guess we'll just go back. At least now we know they're just a group of lucky kids."

They all sighed in disappointment and got up to leave, Senzaemon watched the 4 person play and his mouth twitched fiercely as he tried not to laugh. They really went all out here...

Hiro picked up his Cabinet and said "It's okay, you'll get another knife soon, buddy. The Elite Ten are just a bunch of turtles, we'll get better ones for you." The other three sulked to the doors as slow as possible.

Suddenly!

They all grinned evilly as a woman stepped out saying "Hold on! You can't insult me and get away with this! I'm Megumin! You damn first year brats are too cocky!" Hiro turned around and looked around in confusion before looking down at the loli with a face full of rage and indignation.

Hiro gawked and said "Hey... Are you joking little girl? This is a high school, not an elementary school..." Megumin raged and shouted "SHUT UP!" Hiro patted her head and said "Awwe! Are you angry? It's okay! Don't worry about it, Big Brother won't take your seat away."

She teared up and said "Y-Y-You're a big bully! UwU!" Hiro chuckled and said "Old man! How does 4v4 sound?" Senzaemon stroked his beard and said "Interesting, I'll allow it." Hiro grinned and said "Megu-chan, go get your friends, okay?"

She sniffed and ran away, crying.

Zerotwo smacked his head and said "You made her cry!" Hiro sighed and said "I didn't do it on purpose! I was just teasing her! She's so cute, come on! It's not my fault!" Joichiro and Gin just shook their heads and said "What a dick." "Yeah a real asshole."

Hiro also started crying himself, he pouted at Zerotwo, who looked down at him and said "Disgusting." Hiro sniffed "My own wife doesn't love me... UwU..." she giggled and hugged him "I do, not when you make little girls cry though."

Hiro pouted and Megumin came back with 3 others. Hiro straightened out and Senzaemon said "The rules are simple..." Hiro interjected "Wait! I want to change it up!" everyone looked at him and he dropped his cabinet, adding "It's 4v4. Both teams work together to make a single dish. If we lose, we're expelled, yada yada, but if you lose..."

He grinned evilly "Not only do you lose your seats but I want your knives too." the crowd sucked in a cold breath of air and the Seats frowned, Megumin pulled on a woman's shirt and said "See! He's a big bully!" Rin said "I see why they call him the silver demon now..." as she looked at the Cabinet.

Rin had ample breasts and wore a tank top with short shorts and flip flops, she was very pretty with long black hair and a Japanese looking face. Megumin had blue hair and wore a little sundress with slippers.

The other 2 were men were Toshido and Tanketsu, the 9th and 7th seat respectively.

Toshido was a muscular guy with a tight black shirt and jeans, he had a very serious air about him. Almost as if he was a military man, his face was full of sharp features and he had short black hair.

Tanketsu on the other hand was a fat man, that looked almost identical to Buddha. He had chubby cheeks, line eyes, a calm smile, except he had wild hair and his slit eyes glowed with a lecherous light.

The lecherous light seemed to be engraved into his being. He was actually quite polite, it was very strange.

Senzaemon said "Do you accept the conditions?" the four seats said "Fine." Hiro grinned and chuckled evilly, Senzaemon nodded and said "Very well! The theme is..." everybody waited and Senzaemon finished with a grin "Ancient!"

Stunning literally everybody.

Senzaemon said "You have 30 minutes to come up with a dish, 30 minutes to prepare, and 2 hours to cook! Begin!"

Hiro convened with the group and talked about the dish, they came to a consensus and Hiro went to the back pulling in a giant cooler on wheels, putting everything they needed into of it from his inner farm. It was slightly cheating but he didn't care it was his inner farm!

These were the best ingredients in the world!

He pushed it into the station and the other 3 started preparing, getting extremely serious. Hiro opened the cooler and the other 3 started taking the ingredients necessary.

Hiro started preparing Lamb, Joichiro had Beef, Zerotwo had Pork, and Gin had Rabbit.

Zerotwo stripped the pork and flattened it out as Hiro, Joichiro, and Gin diced up the meats they had and sent them to Hiro, who smashed them together with a meat hammer before throwing it in a bowl along with corn, peas, and dice tomatoes.

He sent the bowl to Gin, who mixed the meat and vegetables together with gloves, smashing it into a variety glob of food. He seasoned it with the spice Hiro gave him and his own spices before sending it to Joichiro, who took the Pork strip from Zerotwo and laid it out on a cling wrap.

He glazed the pork strip with honey mustard and spread out the meat from Gin on top. Hiro threw him a bone and Joichiro caught it before rolling the entire thing into a cylinder of meat with a bone in the middle.

He tossed it to Hiro as he took over the sauce station Hiro was working on.

Hiro put the thing in the fridge before going to do something else. He started making dough for bread and threw the thing in the oven.

Zerotwo took the meat out of the fridge and took the clingwrap off, glazing the entire thing in light sauce before tying food and oven safe strings around it to keep the cylindrical shape. She finished and threw it in the oven on top of a tray with cut peppers and onions after burying the meat in all the vegetables.

Hiro and Zerotwo helped Gin and Joichiro with the sauce before Hiro left to take the bread out of the oven. It was flat bread!

He grabbed a plate and cut the flat bread into triangles, laying them on the plate.

Gin took the Meat and vegetables from the Oven and passed the Meat to Joichiro, who started searing the outside as Gin sent the single chopped chili pepper and the tray for peppers to Hiro.

Hiro took out a Mesa Luna and laid all the peppers out before cutting them all extremely fast, dicing them into tiny little bits. Zerotwo took the sauce and put it in a blender as Hiro sent the diced vegetables to her.

She poured half the vegetables inside and grinded the sauce into a thicker one as Joichiro took the half that was left over and added them to the pan.

He set the Meat on the plate and cut the strings, taking them away before putting the diced vegetables into a metal cylinder.

Hiro gently lifted the cylinder off the plate, leaving a vegetable pillar on the plate.

Zerotwo poured a bit of the sauce on the meat as Hiro fixed the plate design. She poured the rest into a bowl and Gin put everything on a tray before Joichiro brought the tray to the judge's table just as the bell sounded.

The crowd watched with their eyes glued to the process. They were enthralled by the seamless teamwork of the first years! The Seats couldn't even have such cohesion!

The four grinned and said "Enjoy your meal."

The judges, Senzaemon, the old man form the Resort, and a woman with gigantic breasts, looked at the dish in awe.

Hiro explained "This is named Caveman's Dream. The meat used is the most ancient records of meat that would have been hunted or bred in ancient times along with the oldest known vegetables to be cultivated. The flat bread had ancient records to before yeast was used. The meats are Beef, Pork, Lamb, and Rabbit. The motif is a reference to modern depictions of Caveman meat. The flatbread goes with the cooked salsa and sauce puree and both the sauce and salsa were cooked with the meat."

Joichiro added "It also smells really good." Gin added "There's also a wild kick simulating the fierceness of what the beasts once were." Zerotwo just smiled "Plus, it looks cool." Hiro nodded and echoed "It does look cool!"

The judges deadpanned and the Seats brought their dish, it was a congee.

But really who cares what they cooked, they were clowns and this wasn't a circus.

The judges tried the 'Ancient Congee' and were amazed by how a simple dish could taste so good! The Seats explained that they used ancient techniques to make it how it would be made a long time ago, only adding a modern twist to the dish.

The Judges deemed the Congee 'Excellent' and moved to the behemoth that was the Caveman's Dream.

Joichiro put his opinion "It would taste best with everything together, but just one of anything will also be good." Senzaemon and the other judges listened to him and cut a piece from the Meat, laying it on the flatbread, scooping a spoonful of salsa and sauce on it before eating it like a finger food.

They all froze and Senzaemon's clothes exploded, the old man, mumbled "Ohhh..." and the woman squirmed in her seat with a flushed face.

The crowd sucked in a cold breath of air and were stunned by this development!

The judges all had the same vision.

They were facing a giant boar that threatened to kill them and they only had a spear against the beast. It was a thrill and an adrenaline pumping experience!

The four watched as the Judges devoured the plate until only the bone was left. Senzaemon tapped the plate with his fork and made a 'ting' sound. The judges snapped out of their reverie and looked at the empty plate in shock.

they looked at Hiro, Joichiro, Gin, and Zerotwo, who grinned at them.

They were suddenly embarrassed, there was no more? What the fuck!

Senzaemon coughed and said "The result is clear." The 4 seats were stunned and Joichiro gave them a spare plate with a smaller version. They all tried it and understood why they lost, these first years were monsters on their own! Putting them together...

They shivered, they were fucked from the start!

Senzaemon announced "First year challengers win! As per the Shokugeki rules, the seats will hand over their knives and seats!" Hiro slapped the cabinet and it opened, revealing 10 empty spots with numbers. He grinned and they put their knives in with depressed faces.

Hiro grinned "You can challenge me for them back... Don't look like that, 6 more will follow you 4. Hehe~" the crowd and the seats were stunned at this development! They didn't expect Hiro to blatantly challenge the other 6 seats in front of basically the entire school!

Joichiro said "Who get's which seat though..." the 4 narrowed their eyes and grinned before saying in unison "Battle Royale!" and laughing, Senzaemon smiled and shook his head before laughing happily.

He forgot that he was still naked.