ตอน 96: The First Transformation, A Weirdo In Disguise
"Is it over yet?" Dr. Banner asked Loki with expectant eyes.
"It's over. The seal went very smoothly. You don't have to control your emotions now."
When Loki answered in the affirmative, Dr. Banner was beyond excited.
[Finally... finally after such a long time, I can laugh when I am happy, cry when I am sad, and get furious when I am angry...]
Although due to long-term depression, Banner has even forgotten what kind of expression he should make when he is happy.
But from the tears of joy in the corners of his eyes, we knew that his soul had been truly liberated.
"Okay, okay, if you want to cry, wait until I leave, then hide in the quilt and cry alone. Now let's try this first. I have to confirm whether the last spell I cast was successful."
Loki said, placing the mask in his hand that was originally ordinary, but now has become a real artifact, into the hands of Dr. Banner.
Looking at the mask Loki handed him, to be honest, Dr. Banner was a little hesitant about wearing it.
He was worried that after putting on the mask, he would become the out-of-control and violent Hulk again.
But after he saw the affirmative look from Loki, he finally put aside his worries and simply put the mask on his face.
Then Dr. Banner felt that the moment the mask came close to his face, a strong suction force suddenly appeared, allowing the entire mask to stick firmly to his face without any fixing measures.
After putting on the mask, Banner felt that the most obvious change on his body was that his mentality seemed to become younger.
All the pressure on my heart has been swept away. The mature heart that originally viewed the world without any disturbance is now rekindled with curiosity about the world.
While Dr. Banner was feeling the changes in his mentality, what he didn't realize was that his appearance was also undergoing huge amounts of changes.
After putting on the mask, Banner, blessed by the God of Mischief, began to spin crazily like a character in a funny cartoon.
After a crazy whirlwind spin, he had transformed from the desperate fugitive just now into a weirdo with a green head and a yellow suit.
Definitely, the most outstanding thing is his white teeth. Compared with him, those celebrities who had porcelain teeth suddenly looked normal.
In addition, the strong magic power fluctuations emanating from Banner cannot be ignored. This magical power is so powerful that it has almost reached the level of Level Sub-God Father.
According to the characteristics of Hulk's power, the stronger the emotion, the more powerful it is. If Banner can fully release the Hulk personality in his heart, it will not be difficult to break through this limit.
"Woohoo~ I feel great now! Lord Loki, this feels so good! I can't wait to play a prank to celebrate my new victory today.
As the Hulk personality, which symbolizes the inner child, is inspired by the power of the mask, Banner's personality is still the master of this body, but he is completely different from his former self in terms of his behavior and speech.
"That's great. Those pursuers who have been following you still follow you and show up as promised. Just use the strength you have now to leave a deep impression on them. Bar."
Hearing this, the green-headed Banner was so happy that he grinned from the corners of his mouth to the back of his ears. This was not an exaggeration, but a true grin.
"Really? That's great! Next I want to spend more time on pranks. If everyone can be like me, then I think this thing--Thai panty oil!
After saying that, Banner jumped out of the window of the room. Under the influence of gravity acceleration, he threw himself directly into the street and fell to the ground.
And in front of him were General Ross's pursuers who had followed him here. They were just about to surround the entire building when they saw a green-headed monster fall from the sky and land in front of them.
But the surprising thing is that this weird-looking guy did not fall to pieces like a normal person, but just like a funny character in the animation, he fell directly into a piece of paper.
And what happened next was even more terrifying. The pursuers saw with their own eyes that the green-headed monster that had been smashed into pieces of paper pulled itself up from the ground in a manner that completely violated the laws of physics.
The green-headed monster pulled his head with his hands and muttered: "Look at me, I jumped into the street, hahahaha!"
With his weird laughter, the paper-like body also rebounded like rubber, returning to the physical state that a normal person should have.
This green-headed monster is naturally Bruce Banner, whom General Ross ordered the soldiers to hunt down.
But the soldiers never imagined that this kind of scene, which only existed in cartoons, would one day happen before their eyes.
Several of the soldiers who couldn't bear the stimulation even pulled the trigger involuntarily. Huge amounts of bullets with lethal power were fired from the individual rifles in their hands, heading straight for Dr. Banner's vitals.
But Banner, who has obtained the super ability granted by the mask, is obviously no longer a group of characters that ordinary people can deal with using firearms.
The bullet entered Dr. Banner's body, causing his weird green face to show a look of pain.
But with his artificial performance, anyone with some intelligence can see that the bullet just now was not able to cause him any harm.
Sure enough, in the next second, Banner's tongue kept moving in his mouth, and then the bullets that had just been shot into his body were spit out from his mouth one after another.
"Well, this smell... is really good! Guys, I have felt your enthusiasm. Now - it's my turn."
After saying that, under the horrified eyes of the soldiers, Dr. Banner took out two huge amounts of Gatling guns directly from his crotch with his left and right hands.
Seeing these two big guys appear, those soldiers were frightened on the spot. How could they have the courage to continue to fight against the weirdo in front of them? Ten of them dropped their weapons and ran away.
But all this was actually just a prank by Dr. Banner to scare them. After he pulled the trigger of the Gatling gun in his hand, the expected fire did not appear in the barrel, but colorful streamers and ribbons were sprayed out. Golden fireworks.
"TaDah! Surprise-motherf**ker."
But just when Dr. Banner was proud that his prank had succeeded, a grenade flew out of nowhere and landed at his feet.
"Oh, littering is not a good habit, man."
Looking at the grenade at his feet, Dr. Banner's face still had the same smile showing two rows of bright white teeth, without showing any panic or fear.
With just a flick of his toe, the grenade on the ground without the safety catch was caught by Banner.
Then Banner opened his mouth wide, threw the grenade into his mouth, and swallowed it in one gulp.
It was as if what he was holding in his hand was not a grenade with the safety catch pulled off, but an egg with its shell peeled off.
Bang!
With a muffled sound, Banner's belly swelled instantly [and then returned to its original shape. The black smoke that was constantly coming out of Song You's ears and nostrils proved that ten grenades had indeed exploded in his stomach just now.
"What a bunch of naughty little cuties. I have to educate you well."
Banner's face showed that exaggerated smile again, and then his whole person started to spin crazily like a whirlwind.
As for the soldiers who had just tried to escape, all of them could not escape the fate of being captured by him under his sweep.
"Now that the children are all here, let's start class." Dr. Banner's voice sounded like a devil's whisper in the ears of each soldier.
After the hurricane caused by Banner's high-speed rotation, the soldiers who originally wore military uniforms all changed into boy scout attire, and ten of them sat neatly on elementary school-sized desks and chairs.
In front of them, there was a huge blackboard that suddenly appeared out of nowhere, and Banner, a green-headed monster who had changed into a teacher's costume.
"Children, what we are going to learn today is about hygiene, courtesy, and knowledge about garbage classification!"
Banner held the chalk in his right hand and swept it across the blackboard like a ghost, and then each knowledge point appeared neatly on the blackboard.
And every time Banner finishes talking about a knowledge point, a soldier will be COSed into corresponding garbage by him, and then thrown into the corresponding classified trash can.
Under the torture of "Teacher" Banner, the soldiers were all dizzy and completely lost their combat effectiveness.
After the battle, Banner took off the wooden mask that gave him great power.
After taking off the mask, Banner's mental state immediately returned to normal. I saw him standing there blankly, staring at the wooden mask in his hand.
Even though everything that just happened was still vivid in his mind, Banner still couldn't believe that he had done those things.
"This mask is so scary. It must have controlled my mind."
"No! After Loki leaves, you must find a place to hide this thing. No one else can get this thing, and no matter what happens in the future, I will never use it again."
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