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2021-01-26 เข้าร่วมแล้ว Globalป้าย 12
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While I followed Natasha, sticking to her like shit to ass hair-Ahem! Like gum to a shoe?
Marvel: Angel By Profession!
Movies · Zero_King1
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'Wait, did someone hold a rehearsal? Why can they strike a pose so naturally? Stark, it was you, wasn't it!?'
Marvel: Angel By Profession!
Movies · Zero_King1
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'Tiny humans, dumb. Hulk, smartest. Hulk smash Gods.'
Marvel: Angel By Profession!
Movies · Zero_King1
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Of course, crying about lost DP while ripping apart aliens wasn't strange either.
Marvel: Angel By Profession!
Movies · Zero_King1
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-> Profession : Messenger of the Heavens (Intern)
Marvel: Angel By Profession!
Movies · Zero_King1
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Wu didn't even have a daughter. What kind of a matchmaker was this? Setting people up with imaginary daughters.
Marvel: Angel By Profession!
Movies · Zero_King1
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"Oh! You said you wanted carrots, right? Take my daughter with it."
Marvel: Angel By Profession!
Movies · Zero_King1
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'It's a question, whose answer shall forever remain 'Yes'.'
Marvel: Angel By Profession!
Movies · Zero_King1
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"Yes, yes, fire and brimstone, mystical retribution, I get the gist," Lucifer waved dismissively, shaking Strange's hand. "Now, I don't suppose this hovel has a decent coffee machine? I may be mortal, but I draw the line at starting the day without caffeine."
Marvel: A Devil Called The Morningstar
Anime & Comics · LORD_ASHURA_
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He took a deep breath. "But they're not characters anymore, they're real people. Kids, like me. Well, like this body. Man, puberty twice? That's just cruel." Mr. Whiskers meowed, which Jonathan chose to interpret as sympathy rather than mockery.
HP: The Sorcerer Supreme
Movies · LORD_ASHURA_
On cue, a familiar "meow" came from the bed. John spun around to see his cat, looking exactly the same. "Oh, come on!" John grumbled. "You get to keep your majestic fluffiness, but I turn into a Noxzema ad?"
HP: The Sorcerer Supreme
Movies · LORD_ASHURA_
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Mr. Whiskers just purred and rubbed against John's legs. Cats, man. Zero sympathy.
HP: The Sorcerer Supreme
Movies · LORD_ASHURA_
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But John's victory speech got cut short because Mr. Whiskers, being a cat and therefore a tiny agent of chaos, decided to play "jump into the freaky magic swirl."
HP: The Sorcerer Supreme
Movies · LORD_ASHURA_
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'Guess he's a deep sleeper.' With a groan rubbing her head, she stands back up deciding she'll just have to wait for him to wake back up.
Hades in Marvel
Movies · User_Not_Found
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With feral intensity she jumps on him like a beast and starts shaking him like a kid on Christmas. Hades feeling the interruption to his long needed rest simply turns his body and swats her away, his hand the size of her head she's launched to into the wall. The wall cracking from the force of her body smacking it as she bounced off like a tennis ball.
Hades in Marvel
Movies · User_Not_Found
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No hesitation? Does she not realize how painful her words are?
Marvel: Angel By Profession!
Movies · Zero_King1