Just say rest bro, no one just sleeps "for three"
"Hmm… He is a good teacher, but my hunger for knowledge separates me from others. I spent a year in the muggles' army, which disciplined me beyond measure, so when I got the invitation from Hogwarts, I studied under Fig with great passion and discipline. I would work eight days learning the material, then sleep for three. After I slept, I stayed up for another eight."
Video Games · Daniel56
??? I mean I guess he's known him for like maybe 2 months but that's still crazy
"I love you, you know… You're like the son I never had." Tears were streaming down Fig's bloody face as he told William over and over again how he loved him.
Video Games · Daniel56
Far too few, where's my courage the cowardly dog Self-Insert?!?!?! WHERE IS IT???
(A/N: Is it just me, or did Max's voice sound weird af in this episode? Also, I've realized something. Nobody cares about the classics! Every fanfic is about anime and the new cartoons! There's not a single one for the OG cartoons of our childhood!
Anime & Comics · That_One_Dead_Ali
Yuri in harem automatically makes it not harem and in some cases ntr. It's either polyamory or open relationship, harem is historically and by definition given it's origin, not that open, nor 'inclusive.' Might I add that I do find harem fics, books, etc disgusting but, I agree with the statement "Yuri in harem is NTR."
(A/N: My friends, allies and brothers of the anti-harem faction, join me in talking shit and discussing even more about how illogical harems are and what illogical things the harem only readers say now that the chapter has come to an end! Today's subject, Yuri in harem is NTR! I don't know who came up with that, but that person clearly deserved "the most stupid person of the century" award! Because oh, my, god, these people are just another level of idiot. (I understand that people look into fiction for the fantasies, but damn, some people don't have any standards at all. To the point that it's actually dumb, not even funny anymore.)
Anime & Comics · That_One_Dead_Ali
Get the rights for the image and names of all the aliens, make a business.
Heatblast, Fourarms and Wildmutt specifically, if I remember right. So since some assholes could make money from just a lame ass cartoon, why shouldn't I do it first myself so they wouldn't be able to rip off of us?! Oh my god, this is a brilliant plan!
Anime & Comics · That_One_Dead_Ali
Russia's a big place, that spans the length of Europe and Asia
Ben nodded, before Gwen walked beside him, smirking :"Aliyev? Did you just come up with that or something?" He shrugged with a smile :"After studying myself a bit —with actual equipment, I mean— I found out that I'm genetically Russian. Pretty cool, right? And no, I didn't just come up with it. It would be weird if I didn't have a last name, so I looked into the internet and found a simple one that was similar to my name."
Anime & Comics · That_One_Dead_Ali
Never got the whole thing chinese people have with fat, like even slightly chubby people there are exuberantly 'bullied' and judged, like I know everyone judges others at least subconsciously, unconsciously, or well consciously based on their appearance but it does seem a good deal worse there.
The moment he got this skill, Uehara decided to blacklist it. After all, using this skill would be terrible for his image!
Anime & Comics · nyawdao
time or something
As long as there was an explosive tag attached to the target, a single explosive tag could summon trillions of explosive tags to continuously bomb the target until the target's body was blown into pieces!
Anime & Comics · nyawdao
incendio's the spell.
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Book&Literature · IHaveNoNamingSense
Eh we aren't as far off as we'd like to think
Mana - Surprisingly high for a human larva.
Anime & Comics · FanFictionForge
what about an eevee author, or poli??
And to their surprise, it worked and Gloom started glowing as well as he started glowing and growing, then the horrible smell they were used to changed into a slightly less bad smell as a Vileplume stood in front of them.
Anime & Comics · Katsu39
losing the mc hat is an L
Ash picked it up and put out the flames, "Aw man, I liked that hat, well I guess this is a sign, I'll just buy a new hat, and maybe some new clothes."
Anime & Comics · Katsu39
Misty is like the herpes of the pokemon world
As just like that the group walked beside Misty with her bike. Ash thought, "Well I guess since I didn't completely destroy her bike she isn't going to follow me like she did originally. Well, I guess I can find a way to fix that later."
Anime & Comics · Katsu39
As they continued a girl came over from the side of the road on a bike, she had short, orange hair tied into a side ponytail with a blue elastic rubber band. She has green eyes and fair skin. She wears a yellow tank top that reveals her midriff, red suspenders, denim shorts that stop at her thighs, and red high-top sneakers with yellow lining and white laces. This was Misty.
Anime & Comics · Katsu39
Humans would, every single time, humans would, this is why.
'Also something very interesting, in this world, humans do eat Pokemon, which I mean makes sense, slowpoke tail is a delicacy, and everyone drinks momo milk and gogoat milk.'
Anime & Comics · Katsu39
Wuuthrad meaning "Storm's Tears" in the language of Atmora, Ysgramor axe, the guy who lead an army of 500 to absolutely genocide the snow elves of Skyrim, and their eventual decesnt into murderous blind goblinoids.
Your axe is also such an artifact and an extremely powerful one at that. You should give it a name. And it is possible that a consciousness might even awaken within it, although the chances of that are rather slim. (Feel free to help me with a name for the axe in the comments.)
Movies · Geisterlos
Honestly I think the helberd is the culmination of all of medieval weaponry into the ultimate killing instrument, so I'd go for that.
"I will never be able to use Orcrist in its current form. One inattentive moment, and it would split me with my own hands. I didn't want to destroy it, but if I want to use it, I will have to reforge it. But should I really forge a new sword from it? I have never held a sword in my life... The Great Goblin wanted an axe. Swinging an axe is somewhat like swinging my smith's hammer. And I could show off my nicely steeled arms. So, an axe, but how exactly? I have forged axes before, but this one should be special. Maybe I should think about the design first."
Movies · Geisterlos
Honestly I think the helberd is the culmination of all of medieval weaponry into the ultimate killing instrument, definetly above a Warhammer at least, but the lucerne is 110% my fav weapon.
"I will never be able to use Orcrist in its current form. One inattentive moment, and it would split me with my own hands. I didn't want to destroy it, but if I want to use it, I will have to reforge it. But should I really forge a new sword from it? I have never held a sword in my life... The Great Goblin wanted an axe. Swinging an axe is somewhat like swinging my smith's hammer. And I could show off my nicely steeled arms. So, an axe, but how exactly? I have forged axes before, but this one should be special. Maybe I should think about the design first."
Movies · Geisterlos
Imagine yourself with a eyepatch, and then you can pretend you're a pirate chewing weevil ridden hardtack.
"No, Jacob, nothing is moving in your mouth. The bread just has extra protein. Just keep chewing..." he thought and swallowed everything down.
Movies · Geisterlos
Anglo-Burmese Wars
"I was just ten, my father… My adoptive father just passed, and I started to steal. One day, I stole from the wrong man, an Admiral. He sent me into a war the British were fighting with Burma despite the age restrictions. He wanted me to die, but I survived. I returned home a year later after the only resistance left were civilians."
A Powerful Legacy
Video Games · Daniel56