Chương 1: Chapter 1: God of Chaos
Darkness everywhere not a single thing in sight and all that is seen throughout this void. However if you look close enough you can see a small glowing dot in this endless void.
'What the fuck.' the soul just thinks as it aimlessly wanders this seemly endless sea of darkness. 'Damn this is the after life this is depressing' the soul thinks as it stops. 'All those years of being bitched at by my boss and being manhandled by society for what FOR WHAT to just end up here in this endless darkness all alone' the soul stops wandering and stops. 'If I ever get out of here im going to do what ever I want I'm gonna live free and be a fucking badass.' he says clenching his non existent fist.
"That's the spirt!" a sudden man said as he just popped into existence right in front of the soul.
'AAAAAAAH' the soul jumps back at the sudden interruption to his endless abyss.
"Well little soul I heard your bitching and decided to help you out you can call my ROB." he said while bowing.
'Morgan Freeman?' the soul says to himself
"Is that who you see me as oh whatever stop thinking and listen and before you think another thought yes I can understand you and no I'm not Morgan freeman people just see me the person they think closest to god which is weird to think you saw Morgan freeman now are you ready."
"Uh I Guess but can I ask a question." he says
"Sure why not its not like I'm a God of multiple multiverses and took time out of my precious existence to speak to a nobody soul but sure ask me everything your heart desires." Morgan Freeman said while rolling his eyes.
"Dick" the soul mutters
"When your a fucking being the transcends multiple plains you can be however you want to anybody lower than yourself now hurry up and ask your question." he says gesturing him to hurry up.
"Why me." the soul says
"I don't know I guess luck your not even supposed to be here I heard your cries and was curious and saw your pathetic soul and was like 'hey this could be fun' and then I started talking to you."
"Fair enough" the soul nods understanding his life is meaningless as a imaginary tear falls down his soul.
"Finally" ROB says
*Snap*
As he snaps his fingers 5 Wheels Popup and he looks at the titles of these Wheels. Starting World, Race, System, Power Package, and Appearance. Before the soul could fully register everything that was happening Rob spoke. "Alright lets see how good your luck is now spin the wheel." Rob gestures to the soul.
"How am I supposed to do that?" the soul said as it just stood there as a ball of light.
"Oh yea whatever I'll do it for you lets see how good my luck is." Rob said and before the soul could say anything he spun the wheel that was labeled worlds. As the wheel was spinning the soul could see the names and was shocked at what he saw. Once piece, Dragon ball, Bleach and a lot more anime worlds and as the marker was drawing to a stop it started to stop at Boku No Piku.
"NOOOOOOOOO" the soul screamed as it saw the forbidden sauce and as fate saw his demise the wheel went one more and stopped at Danmachi. Not even giving him a chance to calm down a little Rob spun the next wheel which was labeled race.
"Wow you looked a little spooked." Rob chuckled as the next wheel came to a stop and the soul looked at his new race. "God huh your pretty lucky or should I say I'm lucky and your just here." Rob said as he snapped his fingers and a new wheel appeared.
"What's that" the soul asked curiously
"Its to pick what your that god of." Rob said as he finished saying he spun the wheel. The soul was already used to this guy being a dick and just went with it because there was nothing he could do. The wheel slowly stopped on chaos.
"Chaos huh interesting." Rob said as he moved to the next wheel named system and just spun the wheel. The wheel ultimately landed on Gacha.
"Fuck Gacha really?" the soul says as he plays Gacha games and there fucking shit but he loves them so it makes him hate himself even more. Rob didn't even bother replying to him as he was getting annoyed at how long this was taking and spun the power package wheel. The soul actually payed more attention to this seeing as this was gonna be his powers. The wheel slowly landed on DEADPOOL PACKAGE.
"I mean its better than most powers and Deadpool's healing factor is fucking awesome." the soul said to himself and as he watched Rob go to the appearance wheel and spun it. 'Damn I hope im not ugly how am I gonna get bitches with a face looking like Freddy Kruger.' the soul thought praying to the Rob in front of him that he doesn't look at him. Rob heard his prayer and looked at the soul.
"Dude its random I cant do anything about it...well I can but its no fun." Rob said and as he did the wheel stopped and landed on Izaya Orihara from Durarara!!
"Who?" the soul said
"Uncultured" Rob said as he snaps his fingers and a image appears in front of him.
"Phew thought I would be ugly" the soul let out a sign because he was quite shallow and wasn't afraid to hide it anymore.
"Ok good luck and do your thing or whatever mortals do" Rob said as he snapped his fingers.
Glowing light permeated throughout the sky as a golden soul descended onto the world and people looked at it for a second and went back to doing there thing because this wasn't the first time they saw a god descended however this wasn't a descending of a god but a birth of a new god that would reek havoc across the multiverse.
The golden light faded and as it disappeared a deviously handsome man could be laying there instead. The man opened his eyes and looked at the blue sky he stood up looking at his surrounding as he could see the lush fields of grass all around him and when he looked to his right he saw the City of Oriao.
"FUCK YEA!" the man said as he jumping up and down in his birthday suit and as he was enjoying being reborn again a sudden noise brought him out of his stupor.
*DING*
*Initializing system*
*0%*
*23%*
*57%*
*83%*
*100%*
*Congratulations Host for awaking The Gacha System*
"Oh yea I forgot about that." the man said rubbing his chin. "Hey System what are the features of this system" he said continuing to rub his chin.
"Host here are the features" the system replied in a monotone voice and a screen popped up in front of him that only he could see.
<STATUS>
<GACHA>
<INVENTORY>
"Host before going any further would you like to open your DEADPOOL PACKAGE" the system said in a monotone voice.
"Yes" the man said.
"Host be warned you will feel extreme amounts of pain." the system said and before the man could reply pain enveloped his whole body.
"FUCCCCCCCK!!!" the man screamed in agony.
30 minutes of screaming in agonizing pain later
In a field full of grass a man was breathing heavily trying to regain his composure as the pain started to subside. "What the fuck system!" he said clearly with dissatisfaction in his tone.
"Host you gained all the powers of Deadpool surely you didn't think it would be painless" the system said in a monotone voice. Silence resounded in the field as the man thought it would be painless.
"Uhhh status" the man said
[Name:?]
Race: God
Strength: C+
Speed: C-
Vitality: SSS
Endurance: SSS
Stamina: A
Intelligence: D-
Divinity: F (Sealed)
[Skills]
Healing Factor [SSS]
Description: Your healing factor is the same as Deadpool as your body will regenerate even from a single cell.
Pain Resistance [C+]
Description: I mean things still hurt its just not that much as it would normally
Marksmanship [A+]
Description: You can shoot the nuts off a squirrel from a hundred miles away
Swordsmanship: [C]
Description: Deadpool really relied on his healing factor when fighting so without it your pretty average
Hand-To-Hand Combat [A]
Description: You could steal a kids lunch money and when he goes to tell his dad you can steal his too.
Divinity Chaos [F] (Sealed)
Description: As a minor god just born you do not posses any experience with chaos and cannot use it sense this world seals it however if mastered can be a force to be wrecking with.
*Ding*
[Hidden mission completed 'Open Status']
Reward: 1 gacha ticket
"Daddy likely" the man said rubbing his hands together in a perverted way. "I should give myself a name too while I'm at it and I should commemorate the legend who gave me these powers by naming myself Wade Wilson because who want to be name Rob." and as he says that lighting strikes him. His charred skin slowly regenerating to the once natural pale white it was was.
"Dick" he mutters.
*Ding*
[Hidden mission completed 'Give your self a name']
Reward: 1 gacha ticket
"OH YEA" he says as he starts pelvic thrusting the air. He then stops and Checks his inventory hoping for the same results.
[Inventory]
items:
Uncommon: Basic Katanas x2
Description: Basic Katanas you would see on canon fodder
SSR: Dual Desert Eagles
Description: Ordinary Desert eagles however they have unlimited bullets
SSR: Deadpool Suit
Description: A exact replica of the Deadpool suit fully customizable and has regenerates if torn broken of burnt just like Deadpool healing factor as long as there's a little fabric it will regenerate back to its original appearance.
[Hidden mission completed 'Open Inventory']
"Oh yea daddy really likely" Wade says feeling excited looking at those desert eagles and that sexy suit and as soon as he sees the suit he notices that he's in his full glory right now and decides to take it out. "But first I should change it up give it a little flare." as he says that all he does is invert the colors making black the primary color and red the secondary color. The outfit appears in front of him and he puts it on.
"So how do you know what I know what your gonna say and I agree I do look sexy." Wade says as he too busy admiring himself.
"..."
"Oh by the way do I haft to keep on calling you system or do you go by anything else?" Wade says
"Host can name me whatever he wants." system replied in a monotone voice.
"Well I'm going to name you Mio" he says
"Thank you host for naming me" Mio says in a girly voice. Wade nods as he doesn't want a man stuck in his head a female voice is better.
[Hidden mission completed 'Give your system a name']
Reward: 1 gacha ticket
"Mio open up Gacha time to test out my luck."
[Gacha]
Gacha tickets: 4
"Use all four" wade says
*Ding*
Received:
Common: 1 Wooden spoon
Common: 1 pair of toenail clippers
Uncommon: Rinky dink iron sword
Legendary: Might Guy's Workout Guide Vol 1-5
Wade immediately seeing his results yelled out "YOUTH!!" as he pumped his fist in the air. "Definitely looking at that later" Wade says nodding to himself for getting such a valuable prize.
*Ding New Mission*
[Mission]
Details: Go to Oriao
Rewards: 1 Gacha ticket
Time limit: ∞
Sees the mission and immediately looks over to the infamous city he has only saw in the anime. "From today onwards I am nobody's bitch and I am going to say, do, take, and treat people however I want." Wade says resolutely says to himself vowing to never be that coward he was in his previous life as he walks towards the city.
15 minutes of walking later
"So this is Orario" he says as he walks through the entrance.
*Ding*
[Mission Completed 'Go to Oriao']
Rewards: 1 Gacha ticket
"This is the start of my new life." he says as he takes a breath in savoring the moment as people weirdly look at this strangely dressed man in black and red tight. Wade then sees a kid about to use some money to buy some ice cream with a smile on his face. Wade immediately goes to the kid and takes the money out of his hands and pushes him to the ground.
"Oh nice 20 valis." Wade says in a delighted expression. "Wait how do I know that." He says still looking at the money.
"Host you learned the language and how to read it once you were born into this world take it as a gift from the starter pack." Mio says to him.
"Oh Ok-" and before he was gonna thank his system he was interrupted.
"Hey give that kid back his money!" the vendor shouts at him drawing attention from the crowds of people as they look at the weirdly dressed man and the crying kid below him. Wade does the most reasonably thing to do in this situation and books it. He continues running hearing shouts behind him till he gets to a random alley to avoid the conflict.
"Phew that was close." he says while putting the 20 Valis in his inventory. "Well now lets look for a place to stay I guess Hestia wont mind if I crash with her right?" he says wondering if Hestia is living in that abandoned church.
2 Hours of wondering the city later
"Fucking finally it seemed like I would never find this fucking place." he says while walking toward the church.
"There Dad that's the werido how stole my money." a child says behind him. Wade turns around to see's a kid holding on to a adults man shirt while pointing at him. He looks around and points to himself.
"Me?" he says
"Yes you!" the kid shouts at him while starting to tear up.
"Hey kid you know what they say finders keepers loser weepers." he says shrugging his arms.
"But you didn't find anything you stole money from my son!" the man angerly shouts as veins bulge from his head.
"Yes I did I found that money in your kids hands and kept it for myself and he's a loser so he cried about it." Wade says in a innocent tone.
"Why you!" the man says as he rushes toward Wade throwing a fist at his face. Wade see's that and his body instantly reacts and he side steps him grabs his arm and throws him over his shoulder and then punch's him in the face knocking him unconscious.
"DAD!" the kid shouts
"SHUT UP OR YOUR NEXT!" Wade shouts back squinting through his mask. The kid meekly nods his head not daring to say a word. Wade then rummages through his pockets to find some loose change.
"Aw yeah score 120 valis." He says pumping his fist up in the air and putting the money into his inventory. He then grabs the unconscious mans arm and starts dragging him. "Kid follow me I'm going to dump your dad in a random alley don't bug me or I'm gonna rob you again." he says dragging the body past the kid. The kid nods his head not wanting to end up like his dad and follows Wade. Wade threw the unconscious man into a random alley and walked back to the abandon church.
Walking into the church he immediately looked at his surroundings. 'Man this place needs some work' he thought as he strolled around looking for compartment to head to the bedroom. After a while of searching he opens up a bookcase and walks down the step. 'Damn this place is spooky gives me the chills.' he says shivering a bit as he reaches the bottom looking at the dusty room.
"Guess Hestia is here wonder if the plot has started yet." he says jumping on the bed putting his hands behind his back. "Hey Mio use that Gacha ticket" he says clearly enjoying himself.
*Ding*
Received:
Legendary: Summon Servant Ticket x1
"OH YEA" Wade says as he pumps his fist in the air. "Hey Mio can you explain how the summon servant ticket works." he inquired curiously.
"Of course Host! Summon servant basically summons a character that dies in any multiverse to aid you in your life!" Mio says in a cute voice.
"Oh Mio your so cute" Wade says causing Mio to blush (Use imagination for this one on how she can). "Okay Mio use Summon Servant Ticket." he says praying to himself it will be good.
All of a sudden a bright light eclipses the room and Wade immediately sits up to look at the orgin of this light and he sees a ball of light forming into a human shape.
"Please be a MILF, Please be a MILF, Please be a MILF, Please be a MILF, Please be a MILF." Wade says closing his eyes and crossing his fingers.
*Congratulations on Summoning SR Roronoa Zoro*
He hears the name and opens his eyes and looks at the man in front of him. The man named Roronoa Zoro looks also meets Wades eyes.
"Huh"
"Huh"
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