"Aaaaaaaw, our little Robin Lieasha Cullen has a crush on me... You're so cute! Yes, you are!" Kate cooed and talked to her like she was talking to a baby. "Because of that, let me give you a reward!" she said before giving her a peck on the cheek that was way too close to her lips. "Now you can say you've received more kisses from women than your forever virgin of a brother"
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"Aaaaaaaw, our little Robin Lieasha Cullen has a crush on me... You're so cute! Yes, you are!" Kate cooed and talked to her like she was talking to a baby. "Because of that, let me give you a reward!" she said before giving her a peck on the cheek that was way too close to her lips. "Now you can say you've received more kisses from women than your forever virgin of a brother"
Movies · EmphieIsMe
Our parents are going away for 2 nights for BUSINESS. Yeah right, business. If business was being all up on each other sucking faces and unsuccessfully making babies, yeah sure, business it is.
Movies · EmphieIsMe
But that wasn't what took his attention, it was the bleeding wound on the side of his face. It seems someone was naughty yesterday.
Book&Literature · PrinceOfNilfheim
He gripped his Guardian Spear tighter as they tensed before they charged at each other. He could get used to this as he had met her twice, and she was quickly becoming his favorite person.
Anime & Comics · A_Real_Werewolf234
"Response: I am no protocol droid, Master. I am the galaxy's best assassination droid and therefore created to look like a protocol droid," HK-47 had the perfect answer back. "I also do not wish to deal with these meatbags unless I am allowed to use my blaster which I believe would be counter-productive to your goals."
Anime & Comics · ForestOfDarkness
And an old poster featuring… Samuel Hayden? Oh shit am I in Doom?
Anime & Comics · Rightomate
it should be earl not jarl because jarl means prince and earl means lord
- My name is Gunnar, you have been summoned to Jarl Harald.
TV · MedTryglaw
Skåll
I heard one last. "SKALLLL!!!" As another toast was made and then the stumbling of drunken Vikings as they hit the ground and bumped into the tables and chairs.
TV · SERBMADHAUS
"FINE!!! GET READY TO RUN NAKED YOU PERVERT!!!" She shouted cutely and moved in to attack.
TV · SERBMADHAUS
The fire had shown me he was having a hard time, fighting the shadows deep within him, he needed my guidance.
TV · CORNBRINGER
*Never had anything good to say before, and you never asked, besides you understand me without talking,* Neltharion answered.
TV · CORNBRINGER
*Finally, we will be able to serve the vodkabringer,* One of the many armored bears coming with us growled, as soon the other growled in approval.
TV · CORNBRINGER
"Frankly, things like this just reassure my point, men should not rule," I sighed.
TV · CORNBRINGER
*Yes you do motherfucker caw! Now scram before they fuck you,* Unbeknownst to him, a raven that for some reason had an eye patch was watching him.
TV · CORNBRINGER
*Caw… he dead, he just yeeted himself, caw-*
TV · CORNBRINGER
forgot that he was a dog
*You won't succeed Caw! My master will fucking end you!*
TV · CORNBRINGER
*FOR THE APPLEEESSSS!!!!* The horses shouted in a mighty battle cry as they galloped to destroy my enemies
TV · CORNBRINGER
"Statement: I see. Truly master you remind me more and more of my creator every day." HK-47 spoke.
Anime & Comics · ArifuretaForever
We came face to face with the Kings sitting on their thrones. Caius, Marcus... And the creepy ass pervert dude Aro... Who was currently smiling in a very rapey way... Gah... I had to control myself from visibly frowning in disgust after seeing his expression. Edward, not so much, his face contorted into pure disgust, I saw it and quickly grabbed the back of his head to guide him in kneeling and bowing to the kings.
Another Twilight fanfic
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