摘要
Leo had a problem. Don't be like Leo!
It wasn't that he was poor. It wasn't that he was unlucky. It was that he had been cursed, or blessed by the Accidental Tycoon System.
The rules were deceptively simple. Any money he lost on an investment would be returned to him, doubled.
His life's new mission was crystal clear. He had to go bankrupt.
In a high-tech world of S-Rank Heroes, magic, and newly-contacted alien civilizations, this should have been the easiest thing to achieve in the galaxy. He just had to become the biggest, most spectacular loser the universe had ever seen.
So, he tried. Oh, how he tried...
He threw billions at publishing a dungeon guide written by a 10-year-old. The maps were in crayon, and it listed the final boss as a Big Grumpy Badger.
[Breaking: New S-Rank dungeon called 'The Whispering Labyrinth' appears! All high-tech mapping drones fail. A lost F-Rank porter used the crayon guide... and it's 100% accurate. The final boss is a 50-foot divine badger. The Galactic Union has declared the guide a 'holy text' for exploration!]
He bought the galaxy's most useless moon, planning to build a 'Museum of Paint'.
[Alert: Ancient magical ley-lines discovered under the moon's surface! It's the only place in the universe that can safely grow the 'Star-Lotus,' the key ingredient for immortality!]
To the Intergalactic Hero's Guild, the Magic Academies, and the Alien Federations, Leo was the god of investment whose every move was like 5D chess that ordinary people couldn't understand.
Heroes would soar with his sponsorship. Alien emperors offered him their daughters' hands in marriage for a single 'tip'.
But Leo just stared at his bank account, which now displayed his wealth that he couldn't use on himself, with tears streaming down his face.
"Please," he cried, "I'm trying to fail! Why won't you just let me be poor?!"
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this entire book is pure comedy, the mc actually has a strong will, acts really cold and independent, and isnt scared of the world like in most semi-urban novels where the mc either has no combat power or is just starting out. my only concern is that he won't ever lose money until the very end, which is really boring and depressing, since there's no point of the system. so please author make him win (technically lose) a couple times to spice things up a bit.
Absolutely hilarious had a huge smile the entire time I read it only problem is that I want more
i really like the story and want more chapters i incurage the author to continue what ever he is cooking rn[img=update]
Hey there! I just wanted to say I really enjoyed reading your story, it’s got that cinematic quality that instantly made me imagine it as a comic. I do freelance commission-based comic work, and your story would translate beautifully into visuals. Would you be open to discussing what that might look like? I’m on Discord (harper_clark) or Instagram (_harperr_).
Currently at 34 and its looking interesting. Maybe Peak Supremacy Games potential (before it started getting boring)
I just read the description and honestly it sounds stupid as all hell!!! How is the MC supposed to eat or pay for any of his bills and all that when he cant use any money on himself that isnt from the system!? They system isnt letting him lose money or I should say he isnt able to lose money so how is he able to stay alive!!??? This just sounds like a stupid book to read and a lot of wasted time that u can read other books that r actually worth reading!!!
I really don’t know how this story is going to develop, but so far it has been able to grab my attention with it unique humor and approach to its ‘system’ concept . In simple terms “you have my attention!”