Diary of a Disgruntled Druid (A RPG Parody)

On an undisclosed world, in the southern hemisphere, lies the Mythical Continent of Talamh Aisling. A place where Science, Magic, and Cultivation merge and separate over and over to create wonders that the rest of the world can only dream of...
*Interrupted film sound effects*
"Yeah, no, not doing this. Hello everyone, you can call me the Druid, this is my diary from my travels in a continent that according to rest of the world, doesn't make sense. There's adventure and romance, danger and excitement, what more could you want?"
*Bang! Crash! Bang! Boom! Gong!*
*Film resuming noise and muffled gag sounds"
*New Narrator* Join us as we explore this wonderful and exciting land.


Plan is a chapter a week, my apologies to everyone who thinks this is too slow, but this my first time writing.