I write garbage novels, though I'm trying to improve!
2020-06-05 Joined Global
[Go, cause even more havoc, and break the balance as much as you want. Go and defy the old rules of reality!]
Fantasy · AnonymUser
Breaking News!: 100 year old revived man is caught toughing a minor!
"We are so screwed... of course, the Ministry of Magic would have a way to track down unauthorized teleportation arrays..."
Fantasy · AnonymUser
That's TheBreadBoys. Super funny channel 😅
He also kept glancing at the children behind him who were reading books on their small tables, and then he looked at the screen while continuously shaking his hands.
Urban · AGodAmongMen
Ain't that the truth
'Respect and authority work only to a certain degree, but sometimes a good beating is needed, to convince someone.'
Fantasy · AnonymUser
Me too buddy, me too...
'What is this? Why do these words sound like the poison that diplomats and officials always spit out of their mouths...' Admiral was frozen, he expected growls, but instead, he was bombed by words that sounded too political for his poor mind.
Fantasy · AnonymUser
Oh, so SHE'S the pervert
She giggled to herself, 'Hihhi, to be so pretty... I should have been more careful with these beauty potions.'
Fantasy · AnonymUser
Fun fact from the Honey Badger: Australian "Lobsters" aren't actually lobsters. They're actually a type of crayfish, or "squat lobster".
"Then… I'll have three Australian lobsters." Zhou Jingyi took a look. They sold the lobsters individually for 888 yuan a piece.
Urban · Ironhead Calabash Brothers
BURN BURN BURN!
"Hahaha, now it is time for a fire!" the pyromaniac in red suddenly erupted in laughter, the flames burning all around his body.
Fantasy · AnonymUser
Just waiting for him to get something thrown into his stupid grin and mouth 🙏
He felt frustrated, 'I just solved the problem with players, and now some stupid low noble from this shithole wants to cause trouble.' Rage burning in him, he grinned, hot magma raining on the snow-covered peaks under him, 'Just wait, I will turn your small little dirty castle into a lake of lava!'
Fantasy · AnonymUser
[+40Xp] in the meantime goblin lying on the ground succumbed to its injuries, lying in a puddle of green blood.
Fantasy · AnonymUser
Regardless of whether you're joking or not, please don't kill yourself. I have a history that would more than justify me eating a bullet, but it passes, I promise.
"I'm sending you somewhere exciting! But given the urgency, explanations will have to wait. I promise aid and answers soon!"
Fantasy · RighteousFilth
An American Baseball player named Randy Johnson threw a 94 miles-per-hour fastball pitch and managed to hit a bird that flew in-front of the "pitching lane"
Empress Yan Luo was sent flying as the armor fragments on her body mixed with blood splattered continuously.
Eastern · Snow-filled Bow Saber
The goodest boy 😊
The Starlight Dragon seemed to love this, chirping joyfully.
Fantasy · Whisk92
What is that? 😭
Salem. An erotic game he'd spent most of his time on. It hadn't really been that popular as it was pretty niche and targeted towards fat otakus who liked seeing futas on effeminate boys. Or that was how it'd been marketed. It didn't take long for the game to reveal it's true nature - one of gore, blood and tragedy. It was a game where the porn was mostly secondary while the primary plot of the game revolved around 5 Celestial Heroes who would band together to fight against the Demon God who had kidnapped someone with one of the most tragic backgrounds in gaming history.
Fantasy · Norobo
People joke about it being "high in protein", but the reality is that it's actually somewhat low in protein.
Of course, she didn't know that Howard certainly couldn't do that; after all, even a tiger wouldn't eat its cubs!
Fantasy · bomer_allen
The only good goblins is a dead goblin
Eight wolves, no, even a level two goblin that was a bit farther away got caught in the flame storm, turning into charcoal.
Fantasy · Whisk92
Grin? Like this?
How familiar that plus sign was!
Fantasy · Whisk92
Oh, so he now basically owns a company worth a couple trillion usd. Nice.
[Congratulations to the host for successfully signing in and obtaining 90% of the Dinglong Group's shares!]
Signing In For Eight Years, I Was Exposed As A Zillionaire!
Urban · Rain Butterfly Dances To The End Of The World