I'm looking for 10 funny jokes. It's best if they're a little longer. Who has recommendations?

2025-03-15 01:43

One day, a knight was sent to a castle. He heard that there was a treasure in the castle, so he decided to look for it. 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man thought for a moment and replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. 4. He went to a bar alone and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept crying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" A man bought a parrot, and on the first day, it learned to speak. The next day, it learned to crow again. On the third day, it learned to sing. On the fourth day, it learned how to fly. On the fifth day, it passed away. There was a man who was trapped in the desert. He got a camel and a pot of water. He told the camel,"You have to go southwest." The camel agreed, and the man followed the camel for a few hours. Suddenly, the camel said,"I don't want to go anymore. I want to go northeast." The man was surprised and asked the camel,"why did you do that?" The camel replied," I heard that if you head northeast in the desert, you can find water faster." 7 A person went to the interview and the interviewer asked,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man thought for a moment and replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." 8. He went to a bar alone and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept crying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" A man bought a parrot and on the first day, it learned to speak. The next day, it learned to crow again. On the third day, it learned to sing. On the fourth day, it learned how to fly. On the fifth day, it passed away. 10 went to a bar alone and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept crying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" His friend asked him,"Why do you always say the same reason?" "Because I'm a monkey in the zoo," the man replied.