Classic lines in crosstalk

The lines of the crosstalk and literary play were an important part of the crosstalk and literary play culture. It was a humorous language commonly used by crosstalk actors in their performances. The following are some common lines from crosstalk: Bao Bei Er: I'll sing a song for everyone. The name of this song is " Wenwan Gourd." There's a line in the lyrics: " The older the Wenwan Gourd, the more precious it is." 2 Guo Degang: I have a Wenwan walnut with a small crack on its surface, but I treat it as a beautiful scenery. 3 Zhang Guoli: I'll perform a comic dialogue for everyone. Let's talk about the story of the comic walnut. Two people were talking under the walnut tree. One of them said,"I recently bought a pair of walnuts. When I first bought them, I thought it was nothing, but the more I played with them, the more interesting it became." The other said," I'm the opposite of you. I bought a pair of walnuts. At first, I thought it was quite expensive, but the more I played with it, the cheaper it became." 4 Yue Yunpeng: I have a Wenwan porcelain. Its name is "White Porcelain Bottle". The pattern of this bottle is very beautiful but it is expensive. 5 Zhao Benshan: I will perform a crosstalk of Wenwan Gourd for everyone. Let's talk about the price and market of Wenwan Gourd.

The lines of a funny crosstalk segment referred to the humorous and funny dialogue and lines used in a crosstalk performance. We can find some lines from some funny crosstalk segments. For example, from the document [1], you can find some funny conversations, such as "A: If I were Nero, I would be a Ninja. B: I'm that Spirit Douluo, his best playmate." A: My dream is to be an uncle. A: Through my years of hard work, half of my dream has now come true…B: How is it half? A: Someone called me uncle…B: Oh, it's only half." In addition, the document [2] also provided some classic crosstalk lines, such as " Don't throw away these dentures. They're still useful. Tie them to a stick and use them as tickles." And "Walking, walking, ah, a question mark appeared in front of him. Liu Bei jumped" Deng Leng ", ah, a mushroom appeared, eat the mushroom, Liu Bei grew taller. He walked forward, and there was another one, a question mark, a touch, a flower, after eating the flower, Liu Bei raised his hand,"3. That bastard with wings is here…" In summary, the lines of a funny crosstalk segment could be all kinds of humorous and funny conversations and situations. The specific content of the lines could be different according to different crosstalk performances and actors 'creations.

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1 Look at your eyes, they're staring like bells. Are you often scared? It's better to be optimistic than to be sad. Look at that person's unhappy face, but what's the result? He was still alive. I recently found a good way to get up and run every morning. Not only can it exercise the body, but it can also improve the metabolism and help lose weight. Look, this guy is really handsome, but he's a fool. Look, that person is ugly and has a high IQ. Therefore, whether a person was handsome or not was the key. There's a concert this weekend that I plan to go to. There's also a movie. I'm going to watch a movie. How do you plan to spend the weekend?

Crosstalk is a traditional Chinese art form that originated in Beijing. The characteristics of crosstalk were to use humor, exaggeration, and comical performances to transform the story and characters into crosstalk language and present them to the audience through rap. Crosstalk lines are an important part of crosstalk performances. They are usually created by actors based on their own experience, knowledge, and cultural background to express the emotions and thoughts of the characters.

Crosstalk was one of the traditional Chinese art forms that originated in Beijing and developed in Tianjin. Crosstalk was mainly about humor and humor. Through imitation, exaggeration, and comical means, it narrated interesting things in life, as well as the characters 'personalities and behaviors. The language standard for crosstalk was usually the local dialect, but it could also be used in Mandarin. Here are some common crosstalk lines: 1. Pinky swear and hang yourself for a hundred years. Don't mention that to me, it's no use. 3. If you can't buy or sell, you still have benevolence and righteousness. 4. The insiders watched the door and the laymen watched the fun. Better be a dog in peace than a man in troubled times. 6. Not afraid of god-like opponents, but afraid of pig-like teammates. Condensation was the essence. They all had one nose and two eyes. You can't catch a wolf without giving up a child. If you let me go, I will make you regret it.

Alright, here are some funny crosstalk lines: 1 " I'm a heroine. I'll beat you up into a sieve!" " Thanks to my owls. They fly over my head every day to help me filter information." 3 " I want to eat chocolate cake like Tang Sanzang wants to cross the flaming mountain." 4 " My pet is a cat. It can lay golden eggs, but it can't lay silver eggs." 5 " I once had a divine artifact that allowed me to enter other people's brains anytime, anywhere, but they would never find me." " I once had a dream to become a famous doctor, but my dream was eventually written into a book." " I once had a boyfriend who was very smart but eventually became my cat." "I once heard a saying,'If you want to live well, stay by the owl's side.' I think it especially suits me." 9 " I once had a friend who was very smart but eventually became a dog." " I once had a dream of becoming an actor, but my dream turned into a bird."

The classic crosstalk was an important part of the history of Chinese crosstalk. Some of the most popular classic jokes included Hou Baolin and Guo Quanbao's Drunken Wine, Ma Sanli's Teasing You, Liu Baorui's Pearl Jade White Jade Soup, Jiang Kun and Tang Jiezhong's Reverie of the Tiger's Mouth, Hou Baolin and Guo Quanbao's Night Journey, Ma Ji and others 'Five Senses Competing for Merit, Jiang Kun and Li Wenhua's Such a Picture, Guo Degang and Yu Qian's Dream of the Western Expedition, etc. These jokes were humorous, exaggerated, ironic, and so on, which made the audience laugh and happy. However, the search results did not provide a complete collection of classic crosstalk segments.

There were many lines in crosstalk that could be used as reference for the more classic ones: 1. Selling: I sell oil, not onions. 2. The theory of the toilet: Going to the toilet and not taking a shit is equivalent to not going. 3. Ventriloquism: When performing, a ventriloquist can make various sounds with his mouth, such as blowing a whistle, coughing, drinking water, etc. Imitation: Imitation actors will imitate various people, animals, voices, etc. to achieve a funny effect. Skit: A form of crosstalk that uses humor and sarcasm as its main means. [6. Cross-talk: A crosstalk technique that uses repeated words, sentences, and tunes to create a funny effect.] Tongue twisters: Tongue twisters were a type of crosstalk dialogue that required the actors to speak extremely quickly. 8. Witty remarks: Witty remarks refer to some humorous, humorous, and sarcastic words. 9. Singing opera: opera actors will imitate various opera characters such as Beijing opera, Henan opera, Pingju opera, etc. Crosstalk Integration: A form of crosstalk that uses a variety of crosstalk techniques, such as "Crosstalk Convention" and "Happy Comedian". These are some classic crosstalk lines. Of course, there are many other funny lines that you can choose according to your preferences.

Crosstalk was usually a humorous language game that amused the audience by changing or confusing the original meaningful words. The following are some examples of crosstalk: "This isn't me, this isn't me. Why am I here?" (This isn't me, this isn't me, why am I here?) 2 "I want to eat pancake fruit, not onions"(I want to eat pancake fruit, not onions) 3 "I went to the cinema yesterday and saw a good movie"(I went to the cinema yesterday and saw a good movie) 4 "There are five keys in this box"(There are five keys in this box) 5 "I want milk tea, not pearls"(I want milk tea, not pearls) 6 "This teacher is really bad"(This teacher is really bad) 7 "I want fried chicken, not fries"(I want fried chicken, not fries) These examples show the variety and flexibility of the counter-words in crosstalk, which makes the audience feel humorous and fun when listening to crosstalk.