Ask Liu Xiaoguang for the lines of the skit "On the bus"

As a fan of web novels, I don't have the habit of collecting and organizing lines from skits. Skits were usually written by actors to express their comedic effects through spoken language. The lines were usually improvised and were not restricted by any rules. If you have any questions about skits or other comedy works, please feel free to ask. I'll do my best to answer them.

The lines of the skit," The Opposite of the Truth," were as follows: He's here, he's here, he even brought his dog. The world is so big, I want to see it. The world is so small, I want to see it. The world is so big, I want to bring someone to see it. The world is so small, my wife is still mine. The world is so big, I want to talk to you. The world is so small, the keyboard is so big. The world is so big, my phone is so small. The world is so small, but home is so big. The world is so big, I want to travel.

Yesterday: Line: Yesterday, I went to a bar to drink a few beers and met a beautiful woman called Xiao Ming. We chatted and she told me that she had a dream to become an actress. I told her that I also had a dream to become one. We exchanged contact information and agreed to go to the movies together tomorrow. Today: Line: I went to that bar today and met Xiaoming again. We watched a movie together. It was an adventure story. The movie was so touching that we cried. Xiao Ming told me that she had decided to become an actress. She hoped that one day she could become a great actress like the protagonist in the movie. I told her that I also had a dream to become one. We decided to participate in a literary competition tomorrow, hoping to get good results. Tomorrow: Line: Tomorrow, we will go to the literature competition together. The competition was very intense and we all wrote very good articles. In the end, we won the championship. Xiao Ming was very happy that she thanked me and all the readers. We had a meal together and talked about our future plans. I told her that I wanted to be a director and present my dream to the audience. Xiao Ming was also very supportive of me. She said that I should stick to my dreams and not give up easily.

Yesterday: Line: Yesterday I went to a bar and met a girl who taught me how to drink. She taught me how to taste red wine and white wine and made me realize the most important thing in life: cherish the present. Today: Line: Today I went to a restaurant to taste a new delicacy. I realized that there are many wonderful things in life waiting for us to explore. Tomorrow: Line: Tomorrow I plan to go on a trip to see the wonders of this world. I believe that no matter what happens, I will have a good attitude to face the future.

As a person who loves reading novels, I didn't learn the complete content of the novel. However, I can provide you with some common novel lines. You can create them according to your needs. I've become a ghost, come and save me! I'm a murderer. I'm sorry to my family and friends. I want to escape from this world, I don't want to be bound. I will help you realize your dream as long as you give me enough money. I found a job and I can work and live normally. I'm finally free. I can get rid of the shackles. I need a new job. I need to make money for my family. I fell in love with someone but he is mentally ill. What should I do? I will protect you as long as you are by my side. I want a home, I want a family that loves me.

Okay, what kind of short double play do you need?

Title: "Adventures in the Other World" [Setting: A foreign world floating on the sea] Character: [Protagonist: Xiao Ming (male, 15 years old), a high school student who loves adventures.] [Villain: Arcadia (female, 20 years old), a powerful queen full of ambition and malice.] Other NPCs: Elves, Dwarves, Dragons, etc. Plot summary: The first scene: Xiao Ming had accidentally heard his teacher talk about the theory of parallel universes in high school, so he decided to travel back to the Otherworld to find the truth. He came to the magic forest and met an elf. The elf told him that the world was controlled by an evil queen. Xiaoming decided to join the camp against her. The second scene: Xiao Ming joined the camp of the rebel queen and met a group of like-minded adventurers. They went to the dragon's nest and started a fierce battle with the dragon. In this battle, Xiaoming accidentally obtained an ancient magic book that recorded some powerful magic. The third scene: Little Ming used the power of the magic book to defeat the Evil Queen and save the Otherworld with the Resistance. In this process, Xiao Ming gradually learned about the history and culture of this world and had emotional entanglements with some important figures. The fourth scene: Little Ming returned to the real world, but his memories of the foreign world were still deep. He decided to pass on the power of magic so that more people could benefit. At the same time, he also learned more combat skills and survival skills in the process of resisting the evil forces and became an even more outstanding adventurer. Fifth scene: At the end of the story, Xiao Ming and the heroine explored the mysteries of the other world together. They believed that as long as they had courage, faith, and the power of unity, they could defeat all evil.

The script of the skit," Enrage the Teacher," had to be decided based on the specific scene, characters, and storyline.

I haven't seen the comedy, Song Xiaobao's skit, Robbery, so I can't provide the relevant lines. However, if you want to watch the skit, you can search for relevant content on various major video platforms to watch it. At the same time, if you have any other questions, please feel free to ask me.

I recommend " Back to My Hometown as an anchor." The main character of this urban business war novel is also a character who rose up in his hometown like Liu Xiaoguang. It's worth reading. I hope you like my recommendation.😗