I'm looking for a short and funny script!

[Setting: An ancient real estate auction.] There are many officials and businessmen bidding on the stage.) Official 1:(shouting) Everyone, bid! Everyone, bid! I bid (suddenly raising the bid) I bid 100,000! Merchant 2:(Clenching his teeth) I bid 50,000! I bid 40,000! I bid 30,000! Official 1:(looking at Merchant 2 in surprise) Thirty thousand yuan? You're too naive! I want 20,000! Merchant 2:(ecstatic) 20,000 yuan! Deal! (The audience cheers) (Suddenly an official shouts) Official 3: I bid 10,000! I want ten thousand! Official 1 and Merchant 2 looked at Official 3 in surprise, but Official 3 continued to bid indifferently. Merchant 2:(a little angry) Ten thousand? You're too naive! I want 8,000! Official 3:(sneers) 8,000? You're too naive! I want 6,000! Merchant 1:(Unhappy) Six thousand? You three liars! I want 5,000! Official 1:(smugly) 5,000? You three idiots! I want 3,000! Merchant 2:(Angry) 3,000? You three idiots! I want 2,000! Official 3:(Looking on coldly) Two thousand? You're the idiot among the three idiots! I want 1,000! (In the end, Official 3 successfully bid for the property at the price of 1,000 yuan.) Official 1:(shouts happily) Deal! We won! (Actor list: Official 1, Merchant 2, Official 3, Merchant 1, Spectator) (Scene change: A real estate developer is busy in his office.) [The developer:(shouting excitedly) It's finally done!] The house was about to be auctioned off! I want to bid (suddenly raising the bid) I want to bid five million! (The audience cheered. Actor: developer, audience) The developer:(gloating) Yes, this house is the luxury villa I've always wanted to build!

Of course, I can recommend some short stories for you. You can adapt them into scripts according to your preferences and needs. Here are some short stories that can be adapted into scripts for your reference: "My Brothers, My Family" 2. The Three Idiots in Bollywood. Chopra 3. Wolf Totem. 4 "Alive"- 5." One Hundred Years of Solitude " ·Marquez 6. Dream of the Red Chamber 7 "Border Town" 8 " Ordinary World " The Catcher in the Rye D Salinger [The Kite Runner] Husseini I hope these can be of help to you. If you have any other needs, please feel free to tell me at any time.

I'm not someone who has a novel plot or a movie script. But if you need the English script for Lost, I can provide you with some information. The movie Lost was released in 2004 and was directed by Liu Haolin, with Chen Bolin, Yuan Quan, and Zhou Yong as the main actors. The movie told the story of a young couple who encountered many difficulties and eventually lost their way on an adventure. If you have any other questions or need more help with this movie, please feel free to let me know.

The warm and funny short story is as follows: 1." Rebirth Plan to Save the Big Boss " The story was about a reborn big shot who was transported to ancient times to save his wife in modern times and began a series of " transmigration and rebirth " plans. In this ancient world, the big shots needed to use modern knowledge and their intelligence to survive. The story was warm and funny, the plot was full of ups and downs, and the ending was unexpected. The protagonist's rebirth was also an accident, but his hard work and determination allowed him to successfully complete the mission and gain a sweet love. "The Ordinary Daily Life of a Big Boss" The story was about a man called "Big Boss" who had everything in modern society but lived an ordinary life. His daily life included work, fitness, reading, traveling, and so on. In this story, we can understand the inner feelings of the big boss and feel his warmth and humanity. Although the story was dull, the warm atmosphere and interesting plot made people laugh and feel the other side of the big boss's ordinary life.

The following is a skit script about a breakup: [Setting: A cafe in a small town] Character: Xiao Zhang: A young boy has just fallen out of love Xiao Li: A beautiful girl works with Xiao Zhang Waitress: A young girl is responsible for serving the guests (Everyone is sitting in the cafe, silently tasting their coffee.) Xiao Zhang:(walking to Xiao Li) I'm sorry, I don't know how to face you Xiao Li:(Gently pats Xiao Zhang on the shoulder) Don't be sad. Everyone will experience the pain of falling out of love. Xiao Zhang:(dejected) I don't know why my feelings for her are so deep Xiao Li:(consoling) Maybe we just need time to calm down and think about our feelings (Xiao Zhang was silent for a while and began to think about talking about his feelings with Xiao Li.) Xiao Zhang: I think I need some time to calm myself down. I can't always be immersed in the pain of falling out of love. Xiao Li:(Understood) Yes, we need some time to recover. After all, falling out of love is not a bad thing (Xiao Zhang began to think about how to get out of the shadow of being heartbroken) Xiao Zhang: I think I need to talk to my friends and ask them to help me get through this difficult time Xiao Li:(Support) Yes, sometimes talking about your pain will make you feel much better (Xiao Zhang decided to confide in his friend about his pain) Xiao Zhang:(found a good friend) Hello, I'm Xiao Zhang. I just fell out of love. Friend:(smiling) What's wrong? Do you need help? Xiao Zhang:(pouring out his feelings) I feel that my heart is so painful and uncomfortable Friend:(consoling) Don't worry, time will heal everything, you can slowly let yourself recover (Xiao Zhang listened to his friend's words and slowly walked out of the shadow of being heartbroken.) Xiao Zhang:(gratefully) Thank you. Your comfort makes me feel much better Friend:(smiling) No need to thank me. We are good friends. I will always be by your side.

The submission channels of the movie script could be selected according to different countries and regions. The following are some common channels for submitting screenplays: 1. Film Academy: Many film academies have screenwriting centers where you can submit your scripts. At the same time, some film academies would also hold screenwriting competitions regularly. One could also participate in these competitions and submit their manuscripts. 2. Filmwriting Workshop: Many screenwriting workshops accept submission. These workshops usually provide a creative environment and some guidance. 3. Film Writers Guild: Many screenwriter guilds accept manuscripts and hold competitions and workshops regularly. 4. Online community for screenwriters: Some online community for screenwriters also accept contributions and provide a platform for communication and collaboration. 5. Script websites: Many script websites accept manuscripts, such as The Script Network and the screenwriter's home. Before submitting the script, it was recommended to understand the local film industry and the relevant submission rules and requirements. At the same time, he could also consult some experienced film practitioners or screenwriters for more advice and guidance.

I'm a fan of online literature. I don't have any knowledge related to humor. If you need to find a funny person, you can try to search for some classic crosstalk works such as "Oil Selling Man","Talking and Laughing", etc. These works had a rich sense of humor and funny elements that could bring the audience a lot of laughter and happiness.

As a fan of online novels, I can't provide you with a psychological drama script. However, if you need general information about the script of a psychological drama, I can provide you with some help. Psychodrama was a form of drama that focused on human psychology and emotions. It usually portrayed the psychological process and emotional changes of the characters to express the plot and bring deep thoughts and feelings to the audience. The script of a psychological drama usually includes the story of multiple characters, each of whom has their own emotions, thoughts, and goals. The characters in the script could show their psychological processes and emotional changes through dialogue, actions, and inner monologue. If you want to create your own psychological drama script, I suggest you first determine the story and character you want to tell, and then write the script according to these elements. You can also consider using psychological descriptions, dialogue, actions, and inner monologues to present your script. During the creation process, you can refer to some scripts and tutorial of psychological dramas to help you better understand and express the psychology of the characters. I hope this information will help you start writing your own psychological drama script!

The funny novel recommendations are as follows: 1 " Battle Through the Heavens ": This is a very famous fantasy novel. It tells the story of a young man's growth. In the process of pursuing power, he experienced various challenges and tribulations, and at the same time, he made friends with many interesting characters. Ode to Joy: This is a modern urban novel that tells the life and work story of four girls. It contains a lot of humorous and funny scenes, which is very worth watching. 3." Demonic Patriarch ": This is a very popular fantasy novel that tells the story of a mysterious world and a group of protagonists. There were many interesting plots and humorous conversations in the novel that were very fascinating. [4.<< Full-time Expert >>: This is a gaming competition novel that tells the story of a retired professional player returning to the gaming world. There were many funny and interesting scenes in the novel that also showed the strength and style of professional players. I hope these recommendations will bring you some joy and inspiration!

The funny novel recommendations are as follows: 1 " Battle Through the Heavens "-Heavenly Silkworm Potato: This is a very popular online fantasy novel. It tells the story of a young man's growth. In the process of pursuing strength, he experienced various setbacks and challenges, and at the same time, he made friends with many interesting characters. 2 " Snow Eagle Lord "-Outsider: This is an online novel with adventure and battle as the theme. The story takes place in a world surrounded by magic and mechanical civilization. The protagonist, Xiao Ying, is a warrior who constantly challenges powerful enemies to find his way out. 3 " Full Time Expert "-Butterfly Blue: This is a game-themed online novel about a game expert who unexpectedly retired and returned to the game world to fight fiercely with other experts. The story was full of humor and funny elements that made people laugh. "Douluo Continent"-Tang Family's Third Young Master: This is a web novel with fantasy and martial arts as its theme. It tells the story of a soul master's world where the protagonist, Tang Wulin, grows up continuously in the process of cultivating his soul power and fights fiercely with other soul masters. The story was full of adventure and excitement, but there were also many humorous and funny scenes.