Classic funny lines

Many classic lines of humor appear in different novels. Here are some examples: Give me a chance and I will make you the richest person on earth! - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone I can choose to die, but I can't choose not to lose weight! - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows You're afraid of the dark, so what are you afraid of? Afraid of losing me? - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets I'm not a casual person, so I won't easily agree to others unless I really want to. - Dream of the Red Chamber If I have money, I can give you everything because I already have you. - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire The above is just a small portion of the classic funny lines. I hope it can provide you with some inspiration.

Someone actually put on blue eyeshadow. That's an insult to my dark circles! I'm a devil who kills without batting an eye, but I'm a devil who saves hostages! Don't mess with me. I have the power to kill without blinking, but I can also save hostages! I'm a demon who doesn't eat raw meat, but I'm a demon who loves delicious food! I am a devil who kills without blinking, but I am a devil who loves peace!

The classic lines of the peerless expert should be those that are full of humor and creativity. Here are some examples: 1 " I hit you like I hit a child." - Ye Qingmei said to Xiao Yan. "Are you sure you've evolved?" - Xiao Yan asked Ye Qingmei. " I can turn you into a human cactus." - Xiao Yan said to Ye Qingmei. 4 " The reason why I'm so powerful is because I have a special skill called 'Winning with No Moves.'" - Xiao Yan replied. 5 " If you can't fly, then leave." - Xiao Yan said to Xiao Feng. " I've returned this world to its original state." - Xiao Yan said to Lin Mei Er. I used to think I was a genius until I met you." - Xiao Yan said to Lin Mei Er. " The reason why I'm so powerful is because I have a magical skill called 'Winning Without Battling'." - Xiao Yan said to Xiao Feng. If you can't fight, then chat." - Xiao Yan said to Xiao Feng. " I thought I could conquer the world until I met you." - Xiao Yan said to Lin Mei Er. These lines had a unique style and sense of humor that made people laugh.

Originally, I wanted you to help me get my clothes, but later I realized that you didn't even give them to me! I have a superpower that likes you! ( ) Big Brother, Second Brother, why are your hands so long? ( ) Woman 4: How old are you? Man: I can't describe how burly he is! Woman 5: Do you like me? Man: Yeah, I like touching your hair! Woman 6: Men can't become more and more bastards! Man: A woman can't be pampered more and more!

"Dafeng Nightwatchman" was a web novel written by a newspaper seller. The following were some of the classic lines: - I, Xu Qi 'an, am willing to use my moral integrity to exchange for the prosperity of the Great Feng Dynasty. - My name is Xu Qi 'an, and I want to save this world! - My name is Xu Qi 'an, I am a transmigrator, I have a system, I want to save this world! - I came from the Tang of the East, and I'm going to the Western Heaven to pray to Buddha and ask for scriptures. - You are mine, your life is mine, your heart is mine, your emotions are mine, everything about you is mine. While waiting for the TV series, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of "Dafeng Nightwatchman"!

The collection of Star Lord's classic funny lines is as follows: I'm an actor, not a good person or a bad person. Call me Master Xing! It's not that I don't want to be a good person, but society forces me to! Why are three people alive? Just for those movie tickets! I'm an alien who came to Earth to explore. You humans are really too terrifying! What would you reply to if I sent you a text message? Just reply "Roger", okay? "Do you have a lighter?" "No, I didn't." "Then how did you ignite my heart?" "Life can't be like cooking, preparing all the ingredients before cooking!" " On the day you left, I decided not to shed a tear, to face the wind, to hold my eyes, and not to blink!" "I used to think I was the smartest in the world, but now I'm just a middleman!" " Actually, I used to be quite tall. It's just that I've shrunk in size after showering often!"

There were many meteor showers, but there was only one classic joke line: Chu Yuxun,"Murong Yunhai, you're a big fool. You actually believed that I would come to see your meteor shower!"

Okay, here are some classic lines from the Kramers: Guess who I am? I am Mo Fan, your husband. I won't let you lose because I'm Kramer. I won't let anything stop us from being together because I'm Mo Fan. I like you, not your money. I like you as a person, not your money. If you dare to hurt me, I will make you pay. If you dare to hurt me, I'll let you know what the consequences are for me. We won't be together because we're enemies. We won't be together because we're husband and wife. I can not love you, but I cannot not understand you. I can not love you, but I cannot not understand you. You are my everything. You are my everything. I want you, want you, want you. I want you, I want you, I want you. Let's get a divorce. No, we're not getting a divorce because we're Mr. and Mrs. Kramer. I love you but I don't want to be with you. I'm with you but I don't want to love you.

People who can laugh until they are about to die can naturally cry silently. Movie Paradise Death is the beginning and the end of life. Schindler's List Some people are dead when they are alive. Alive There is nothing in the world that can empathize with you. Everything you do for your child may be insignificant in the child's eyes. Green Book Only by sitting down and breaking the loneliness can one regain the noise; after the sorrow, one can see the joy again; after tasting the bitterness, one will naturally return to sweetness. Believing in these things would allow one to face life's ravines more calmly and walk through the four seasons 'hardships. The words are casual, but life is a long process after all. You have to experience every inch of time and taste every cup of rain and dew yourself. Reuniting with the hustle and bustle was a testament to this process. People always cherish what they don't get and forget what they have. Valley of the Wind No one can take away your pain, so don't let anyone take away your happiness. That year in a hurry What belongs to you can't escape, not what you can't grasp. White Horse Roaring in the West Wind Those who are sincerely waiting for you will always wait sincerely; those who are unwilling to wait for you will always turn around and hold someone else's hand. I believe that if a person really loves you, no matter how busy, tired, or hard he is, he will always have time to send you a text message or call you. It's just a matter of whether he's willing or not. If a person really cared about you enough, then he could always squeeze out time to accompany you. No excuses, no lies, no broken promises. In fact, if he did a little less for you, he would always repay you double or feel guilty. Love is not a fairy tale. There are no princesses and princes, only bears and lovers who are willing to sacrifice for you.