What are some funny short stories to tell?

Well, perhaps in one of the 15 funny short stories, there is a clumsy magician. Instead of making a rabbit appear from his hat, he pulls out his own sock. Then there could be a story about a group of ants that accidentally march into a dollhouse and think they've found a new kingdom. Also, a story where a man thinks his car has a mind of its own because every time he tries to park, it seems to go in the wrong direction.

There's a joke that goes like this: A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'' The doctor replies, 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common?' asks the man. The doctor says, 'It's not unusual.' Another short joke is, what's brown and sticky? A stick.

There might be a story where a little boy tries to hide from his mom during bath time by squeezing into a very small space, like a cabinet, and then gets stuck. His mom has to rescue him while trying not to laugh.

Once there was a little boy who thought his dog could talk. Every time he made a noise, he believed the dog was answering him. One day, he asked the dog if he liked his new shoes, and the dog just barked. But the boy said, 'I'll take that as a yes!'

For kids, there's this story. A mouse saw a big piece of cheese in a mousetrap. It thought it could be really clever and just take the cheese without setting off the trap. So it tiptoed over. But as soon as it touched the cheese, the trap snapped shut on its tail. The mouse ran around in circles, pulling the mousetrap with it. Another story is about a little girl who painted her face like a clown with her mother's makeup. She thought she was going to a circus and started doing circus tricks in the living room. And there's a puppy that chased its own shadow all day long, thinking it was another puppy that was really good at hiding.

A dog once chased its own tail for hours. It thought it was some other small animal. When it finally caught it, it looked so surprised as if it didn't expect to actually get it. It then just let go and walked away as if nothing had happened.

One Christmas, a little boy was writing a letter to Santa. He asked for a bike, a puppy, and a million dollars. But then he looked at the letter and said, 'Santa won't be able to read all this.' So he just wrote, 'Dear Santa, give me everything on your list.'

When I was a kid, I once tried to feed my pet dog ice cream. I thought it would love it as much as I did. But it just licked a little bit and then made a really funny face, like it was disgusted. It was so hilarious.

I was wearing a new pair of shoes to school. They were a bit too big for me. As I was walking down the hall, one of my shoes slipped off and flew in front of a really cute guy. I had to hop over to pick it up while everyone was looking and laughing. It was such an embarrassing moment, but now I can laugh about it.

Once, a goalkeeper was so confident that he started doing some silly dance moves during a free - kick. But the ball took a strange deflection and went right into the goal through his legs while he was still dancing. Hilarious!