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Many years later, Tenkei Shiomi would look back on the moment he first stepped into the Holy Grail War—and perhaps, fate had already been sealed from the start. Thrown into the Land of Shadows with no warning, becoming Scáthach's disciple. Taking in Caren, the daughter Kirei couldn't raise, and adopting Sakura, the second daughter of Tokiomi. Just when he thought his quiet life raising children in Fuyuki was finally beginning, the Holy Grail chose him—and branded him with a Command Spell. He had planned to summon a Berserker into the war... and then you're telling me it turned out to be the legendary Magus and Fairy Queen Morgan? “Well, since I’m always being pushed forward, I might as well step ahead of the push.” Unless... even that thought had already been accounted for. ... Fate Multiverse Crossover Fanfiction Volume 1: Zero Volume 2: Case Files Volume 3: The Fifth Holy Grail War (FGO Version) Volumes 4–6: London, North America, Round Table, Uruk Singularity Volume 7: Temple of Time, CCC Volume 8: Fairy Kingdom... Fan translation of 要不，你们换个救世主？ by 言峰皋月

Chu Feng transmigrates to the vast and mysterious Xuantian Continent, a world where strength determines everything. But unlike others, he can’t cultivate at all. Just when it seems like he’s destined to remain weak and irrelevant, he suddenly awakens a strange system—one that allows him to grow stronger by accepting disciples. Lacking any real knowledge of cultivation techniques, Chu Feng does the only thing he can: he bluffs. He starts recruiting disciples using made-up martial arts and nonsense teachings, hoping to trick the system into making him stronger. What he never expected was that his disciples would take his nonsense seriously—and actually master the techniques he invented. Not just that, they go on to become terrifyingly powerful, shaking the world with their strength. A hundred years later, as his disciples stand at the peak of the cultivation world, one by one becoming legendary Emperors, Chu Feng can only look on in disbelief and mutter: “I made up those techniques… how did you all become Emperors?” ================================================================ Why You Should Read This: The main character doesn’t become overpowered overnight. This isn’t one of those stories where the protagonist takes in one disciple and instantly starts dominating everyone. Chu Feng has to build his strength gradually, and his progress feels earned. It avoids the usual face-slapping, power-trip routine. In the early chapters, you won’t find constant revenge arcs or exaggerated drama. The story takes its time and lets the world—and characters—develop naturally. There’s a subtle layer of humor. The contrast between Chu Feng’s nonsense teachings and the dead-serious disciples who actually succeed with them adds a light, clever touch that keeps the story fun without turning into full comedy. It plays with familiar cultivation tropes while adding a twist. If you’re used to reading xianxia or progression fantasy, you’ll recognize the structure—but this novel bends the formula in some refreshing ways.

Time travel may occur more than once. The system that Li Mo acquired after sleeping for sixteen hours a day was incomplete. The moment the system was activated, the world had more health bars in front of him. When Demon Slayer came, Tanjiro was five years old. He transformed into a pillar that towered over the sky and strangled the tragedy in its cradle. Coming to Genshin Impact, becoming connected with the deceased miko, and being involved with the fox in this life. Come to the world of TYPE-MOON, summon a rabbit that is not a fox with the betrayal witch, and learn its "long tail" method. ... ... Survive, fight, and evolve. Li Mo walking on this road. "As long as the health bar shows up, even if it is a god, I will kill it for you." ... This is just a translation done by me using Google translate and some new Chinese AI, not my own work, this is a CN fanfic I really liked so I wanted to share it with people with hopes that a better translator may pick it and find the last chapters. To be clear, I'm not making any money on this as I don't even have a Part*on or anything similar set up, so updates will come whenever I feel like it. Raw Title: 怎麼世界顯示血條了？！ Fair warning, finding the last 200 chapters is nigh impossible unless you're willing to pay.

In the Central 46 Compound, the Captain-Commander of the Gotei 13 and the notorious scourge of the Female Shinigami Association, Masatsuki Aozaki, stood before the Sages and Judges. “You have improper relationships with numerous members, Seated Officers, and Captains of the Seireitei?” “As Captain-Commander, maintaining close relationships with them helps facilitate my work.” “...” The Judge narrowed his eyes. “Then how do you explain modifying the female Shinigami's Shihakushō into miniskirts?” “To transform the Seireitei into a perfect paradise.” “Tsk tsk… A paradise for all Shinigami? That’s not entirely unreasonable…” “No, a personal paradise.” “A private—wait! Captain-Commander Masatsuki, that kind of thinking is clearly wrong!” “Do you want to die?” “...” “Forget it, Captain-Commander Masatsuki. We’ll set this matter aside for now. Let’s discuss some of the outrageous statements you’ve made in the past. Those were jokes, right?” “No, I was completely serious.” Masatsuki calmly ran his hand along the hilt of his Zanpakutō and spoke with conviction. “I have a great relationship with my subordinates, I get along well with Hueco Mundo, and I’m even friends with all of your wives and girlfriends. But rest assured, I’m a good Shinigami. You can safely leave the world in my hands!” Genryūsai Shigekuni Yamamoto: That damn brat! Shunsui, Jūshirō, don’t stop me—I need to teach him a lesson! Thus begins the tale of the most incorrigible Shinigami!

"Why is it that everyone has hated you since you were little?" "Why do you always manage to explode with power when you’re in dire straits?" "Why, despite having no weak chakra control, can’t you even walk on water?" Kurama (Nine-Tails) looked up and laughed heartily: "There’s only one answer—" "You are! The one who nearly destroyed Konoha and killed the Fourth Hokage twelve years ago! The Jinchuriki of the strongest tailed beast, the Nine-Tails Kurama! Hahahahahaha!" ---- You can read 10 Chapters ahead on my pat reon.com/GMadman

After creating a system with the background of the anime world, he broke the dimensional wall and successfully traveled to the anime world of swords and magic. The place where he landed was actually Berk Island in How to Train Your Dragon, and he directly took over Hiccup's body. Now that you have successfully traveled through time, you must use the empire strategy system you created to conquer the fairy tale world!