What are some really hilarious gardening jokes and funny stories?

Joke: How does a dad fix a broken toaster? He gives it a stern look and says 'Stop being so toast-ful!' A funny story could be when my dad got a Father's Day gift of a tie with a really strange pattern. He wore it to work the next day just to make everyone laugh. And he told everyone it was a family heirloom from the 'weird tie' collection.

Joke: Why was the gardener so busy? Because he had a lot of thyme on his hands!

Here's a funny story. A gardener was so proud of his huge sunflowers. One day, he found that all the tallest ones had been knocked over. He was puzzled until he saw a group of very small squirrels using the sunflower stalks as ladders to reach the bird feeder. It's humorous as it shows the unexpected interaction between the garden and the local wildlife.

Joke: What's a gardener's favorite kind of coffee? Soil - brew. (A play on 'slow - brew')

Sure. Joke: What's the best way to make a baseball team laugh? Just tell them a pitcher - up joke! Get it? Pitcher as in the player and 'pitcher - up' sounding like 'pick - up'.

Here is a Telugu joke. A man goes to a fruit seller and asks, 'How much for one mango?' The seller says, '10 rupees.' The man says, 'I will take 10 for 50 rupees.' The seller is shocked and says, 'Are you mad? I can't do that.' The man replies, 'Well, you should learn from my tailor. He stitches one suit for me and gives me two shirts for free!'

There was a gardener who planted pumpkin seeds. He expected normal - sized pumpkins. But one of the pumpkins grew to be enormous. When he tried to move it, it was so heavy that it rolled right into his garden shed and knocked over all his tools. It was chaos but also very funny.

I know of a tradie who was supposed to be building a fence. He was so excited about a new power tool he had just bought that he started using it without really reading the instructions. He ended up cutting the wrong pieces of wood and had to start all over again. His colleagues still tease him about it to this day.

Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words as'magician turned' sounds like'magician walked into'.

Joke: I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.