Tell me a funny ransom story.

I'm not sure specifically which 'ransom rusk based on a true story' you are referring to. There could be a movie, a book or some other form of media with this title. Without more context, it's hard to say much.

There was an incident where a powerful player - led alliance held a smaller alliance's key outposts hostage. They demanded a large sum of ISK as ransom. The smaller alliance had to scramble to gather the funds. Some of their members sold off their valuable ships and assets to try and meet the demand. In the end, they managed to pay part of it and negotiated a truce.

Sure. There was a ransom situation where the kidnapper accidentally sent the ransom note to the wrong address. The people at that address were really confused at first but then they played along and pretended to be the victim's family. They told the kidnapper that they would pay but only if he came to pick up the money in person. When the kidnapper showed up, the police were waiting for him. It was funny how a simple mistake led to his capture.

The title 'Stay Cool Kobayashi San A River City Ransom Story' gives the impression of a story full of suspense. It could be that Kobayashi San is an ordinary person thrust into an extraordinary situation in River City. The ransom aspect implies that there is some sort of threat or blackmail involved. Maybe Kobayashi San has to use their wits and courage to resolve the situation while staying calm. It might also explore the culture and environment of River City as part of the backdrop to this intense situation.

A dog went to the park. It saw a squirrel and immediately chased it. But the squirrel climbed up a tree. The dog, not understanding that it couldn't reach the squirrel up there, started barking at the base of the tree non - stop. Then it tried to climb the tree too. It managed to get its front paws on the trunk but just slid back down. It was a really funny sight as the dog kept trying again and again with great enthusiasm.

A magician was performing on stage. He pulled out a rabbit from his hat as usual. But this time, the rabbit didn't want to come out. It held onto the inside of the hat with all its might. The magician had to pull really hard and finally, when the rabbit came out, it had the magician's wig in its mouth. The whole audience burst into laughter.

Once upon a time, there was a duck who thought he was a chicken. He would try to roost in the chicken coop every night. The chickens were very confused by this strange 'chicken' that quacked instead of clucked. One day, a fox came near the coop. All the chickens were scared and huddled together. But the duck, thinking he was a chicken, waddled right up to the fox and started quacking angrily. The fox was so startled by this odd creature that he ran away. And the duck became the hero of the chicken coop.

Once upon a time, there was a cat that thought it was a dog. It chased cars, barked at the mailman (well, meowed as if it was barking), and even tried to fetch sticks. One day, it saw a real dog doing these things and got so confused. It stared at the dog for a long time, as if trying to figure out why it wasn't as good at being a dog as the other one. It was really funny to watch.

There was a group of ducks walking in a line. One of the ducks at the back was daydreaming and didn't notice that the others had stopped. So it walked right into the duck in front of it. This made all the ducks start quacking loudly in surprise. They waddled around in a confused mess for a few minutes before getting back into their line and continuing their walk.

There were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. They packed their little turtle picnic basket with sandwiches and juice. So they set off. After walking for hours, they finally reached a nice grassy spot. But then they realized they had forgotten the bottle opener for the juice. The first turtle said, 'Oh no, we'll have to go all the way back.' The second turtle said, 'Let's just try to open it without it.' But the third turtle said, 'Wait, I brought my keys, we can use one of them.' So they tried, but of course, it didn't work. They ended up having dry sandwiches while looking longingly at the unopened juice.