Tell me some stories about ladies and their work with animals.

Well, there is a story about a parrot. A family bought a parrot but it had a bad habit of swearing. Every time someone passed by, it would say bad words. They tried everything to make it stop. Finally, they put it in the freezer for a few minutes. When they took it out, the parrot shivered and said very politely, 'I'm sorry for my bad behavior.' And it never swore again. It was really funny how the cold made it change its attitude.

A parrot learned to mimic the sound of a ringing phone. Every time the phone actually rang, the parrot would start making the ringing noise too, causing a lot of chaos and laughter in the house.

A cat went to the vet. The vet said, 'Your cat is just fat.' The cat replied, 'I'm not fat, I'm just big - boned.' Another one: A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'What'll it be?' The duck says, 'Just give me some water and put it on my bill.'

A guy had a parrot. The parrot was very talkative. One day, the guy was feeling a bit down. But the parrot started repeating some funny phrases it had learned, which made the guy laugh. It was amazing how the parrot could sense his mood.

A cat once chased its own tail so furiously that it got dizzy and bumped into a wall. It sat there for a few seconds, looking confused as if it couldn't figure out what just happened.

One: A cat went to the vet. The vet said, 'Your cat is just fat.' The cat hissed, 'I'm not fat, I'm just big -boned!' Another: A duck walked into a bar and asked, 'Got any grapes?' The bartender said no. The duck left. Next day, the duck came back and asked again. Bartender said no. Duck left. Third day, duck came and asked, 'Got any grapes?' Bartender, annoyed, said, 'No, and if you ask again, I'll nail your beak shut!' Next day, duck came and asked, 'Got any nails?' Bartender said no. Duck said, 'Good. Got any grapes?'

Dolphins have a rather interesting sex life. They are very social animals, and their sexual behavior reflects that. Males will sometimes court females with elaborate displays in the water. And they can be quite promiscuous, with both males and females having multiple partners. This is different from some other animals where mating is more monogamous. Also, dolphins are intelligent, and their sexual behaviors seem to be related to both reproduction and maintaining social relationships within their pods.

Well, there's a story about a cat. The cat tried to catch a laser pointer dot all day, and when it finally did, it was very confused. Another one is about a dog. A dog went to the park and saw a squirrel. It chased the squirrel up a tree, and then sat at the bottom of the tree barking for an hour as if the squirrel was going to come down just because of the barking.

One real story is about the Fukushima nuclear disaster which led to some mutations in animals. For example, some butterflies in the area were found to have abnormal wing shapes and patterns. This was likely due to the radiation exposure which affected their genetic makeup during development.

Sure. There was a clever fox. One winter, food was scarce. The fox noticed that a group of rabbits had a big store of carrots. So, the fox came up with a plan. It pretended to be injured near the rabbits' burrow. When a kind - hearted rabbit came to see what was wrong, the fox quickly grabbed the rabbit. But the other rabbits were smart too. They set a trap and caught the fox, teaching it a lesson not to be so greedy.