What is the 'charlie sucks bumblebees cock fanfic' about?

Markus White had a rough life. A hormonal imbalance made him overweight, sluggish, and constantly exhausted. His dead-end job barely paid enough for food, let alone medical treatment. His only escape? Sitting in his dingy apartment, rewatching Two and a Half Men and a couple of other shows and movies. One night, he was watching the show. Charlie Harper’s carefree life, booze, women, and a Malibu beach house, were everything Markus never had. Then, he laughed. Hard. Too hard. His chest tightened. His vision blurred. Darkness swallowed him whole. When he woke up, he was cold, wet, and reeking of whiskey. NOTE: AU world. I'll add certain things to keep the flow smooth. Expect Hollywood. Cover Picture: Pinterest. [NO THIS IS NOT A TRANSLATION] ..... Support Link: https://www.patr eon.com/UnknownMaster [Remove the space]

okay hear me out I'm actually quite intelligent but I'm going to be honest with you all of you smart people are really really really really dumb!

"What colour... do you want to be?" When I was asked such a question from an apathetic looking girl out of nowhere, I was more than a little surprised. I thought it to be some kind of rhetorical question, but somehow deep down, I knew it was more than that. The past few days have been really eventful for me. Starting from being called out by my Homeroom teacher on the third day of the beginning of my second year in High school, to being given a tempting offer of escaping a punishment by moving out of the regular dorms to the infamous Sakura dormitory. I thought I was done with all the events for the week. Guess I was wrong. "What colour... do you want to be?" The girl who looked like she came straight out of a painting, repeated her question and stared into my eyes. My answer to her question was simple enough. "... I don't know." *** Hello to everyone who is going to read this book. I want you guys to read this synopsis as it's going to be important. This story is going to be different. It is not going to be your usual story where a harem-seeking protagonist gets reincarnated into an anime verse and gets a system yada yada. The protagonist in this story is not a reincarnated person. He is just a regular guy born into a world where various slice of life animes co-exist together. The protagonist of this story will have an original story of his own where he experienced various things in his past; which made him the way he is. It's nothing tragic, just the usual protagonist backstory and shit. You guys will understand what I mean once you read the story. This story will revolve around the anime- Sakurasou no pet na Kanojo. Different characters from different slice-of-life anime will appear throughout the story. Every major character in this story, will be given importance. I don't know how to put it in words, so I will suggest you to just read this. I hope you guys like it! Peace. *** Anime that I plan to include in this story 1. Sakurasou No Pet Na Kanojo 2. Oregairu 3. Horimiya (Definitely) 4. Toradora (After re-watching the anime) 5. Golden Time (Maybe) 6. Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai (Definitely) 7. Why the hell are you here, Teacher?! (Definitely) 8. We Never Learn (I don't know about this one) 9. From me to you (If you guys want me to) 10. Haganai (Maybe) 11. Your Lie in April (Definitely) 12. Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions (Definitely) 13. Oreshura (Maybe) 14. Your Name/Kimi no nawa (Definitely) 15. Weathering with you/Tenki No Ko (Definitely) And many more to come. I'd greatly appreciate it if you guys recommend some anime to include in this story.

Alexander Shepard was born on a small asteroid to a mining colony, but his ingenuity got him recruited, trained and placed in the alliance's special projects group, N7 Charlie. As a nuclear engineer with cold calculated logic, Lex will stop the reapers at any cost.

Based on the world-wide boy love comic and TV Show Heartstopper written originally by Alice Oseman, my own fanfiction adaptation of my favourite couple. FULL CREDS TO ALICE FOR THE ART

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!