Share some funny wizard stories from 5e.

Once in a DND 5E game on Reddit, a player's character, a clumsy wizard, tried to cast a simple spell to light a torch. But instead of the torch, he set his own robes on fire. It was hilarious as he ran around panicking while the other players just watched in shock and then burst out laughing.

In one of our adventures in Waterdeep for Dragon Heist, our group of adventurers got into a tavern brawl. The wizard accidentally cast a spell that made everyone's hair stand on end. We all looked like porcupines. It was so funny that even the angry tavern patrons couldn't help but laugh. And instead of fighting more, we all ended up having a drink together.

In a 5e story, a young wizard was attempting to teleport to a different location. He got the coordinates a bit mixed up and ended up inside a barrel in a tavern. He had to wait until the tavern closed and then try to find his way out without being noticed. It was quite a comical situation as he bumped into things inside the barrel and made strange noises.

One funny story from 2020 was when my neighbor tried to bake bread during the lockdown. He followed the recipe wrong and ended up with something that looked like a rock. But he was so proud of it that he took pictures and posted on social media.

Well, once I was chatting with a guy on OkCupid. He said he was really into cooking. But when he sent me a picture of his 'cooking masterpiece', it was just a burnt piece of toast with some unidentifiable spread on it. It was so hilarious.

One funny story is when my friend in Runescape was trying to impress a girl character. He put on his fanciest armor and started doing these elaborate dance moves, but he accidentally clicked on the wrong skill and ended up chopping a tree right in front of her. It was hilarious as the tree fell and blocked her path.

A funny 4chan story involved a group of friends who decided to have a 'backward day'. They walked backwards everywhere, talked backwards, and even tried to eat their food backwards. It ended up being a total chaos but also really comical as they made so many mistakes and had everyone around them looking at them in confusion.

Another story is about a parrot that learned to mimic a really loud siren. Every time the doorbell rang, it would start making that siren noise. It was so unexpected and made everyone laugh.

One funny story is when my character accidentally set off a bunch of traps in a raider camp. Instead of getting killed, the raiders started running around in panic, some even tripping over their own weapons. It was chaos, but hilarious to watch.

Remember when Phoebe thought she was a psychic? She tried to predict things for her friends. When she predicted that Ross would get married again soon, Ross was all skeptical. But then things started to happen that made it seem like she might be right. It was a really funny and interesting storyline with Phoebe's wacky ideas and the reactions of the others.