Tell me a funny short short story.

There were three turtles sitting on a log. One turtle decided to jump into the water. How many turtles were left on the log? Three. Because the turtle only decided to jump, it didn't actually jump yet. This confused a little boy who was watching them. He kept waiting for the turtle to jump, but it just sat there, as if it was teasing him. The boy finally gave up waiting and went to find something else to do.

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Tom. He went to the zoo and saw a monkey. The monkey stole his hat and started wearing it. Tom chased the monkey around the cage, and the monkey made all kinds of funny faces at him. Finally, the zookeeper helped Tom get his hat back. It was really a hilarious encounter.

Once there was a duck who thought he was a chicken. He tried to roost in the trees like the chickens did. But every time he flapped his wings to get up there, he would just fall down. One day, he saw a pond and couldn't resist diving in. As he swam around, he suddenly realized how much he loved the water and said, 'I'm not a silly chicken, I'm a wonderful duck!'

During a summer holiday at the beach, we were all trying to build the best sandcastle. I worked really hard on mine, making tall towers and a moat. My friend, however, had a different idea. He decided to make a sand sculpture of a mermaid. But it looked more like a half - fish, half - alien creature. We all had a great laugh at how funny it looked and ended up taking pictures with it as a hilarious memory of our beach holiday.

Once upon a time, Santa was trying to fit down a chimney. But he had eaten too many cookies at the previous house. So he got stuck halfway! His reindeer were outside laughing and finally had to pull him out with a rope.

Once, a tourist in Paris asked a local for directions to the 'Louvre'. But the local, who didn't speak English very well, thought the tourist said 'lover'. So he started giving advice on finding a good place for a date in Paris. The tourist was really confused at first but then realized the misunderstanding and they both had a good laugh.

Once upon a time, there was a pirate named Captain Jack. He had a parrot that always repeated the wrong things. One day, they were looking for treasure on an island. Jack said, 'Dig here!' but the parrot shouted, 'Fly there!' It made all the pirates laugh so hard that they almost forgot about the treasure.

Once there was a cat named Whiskers. He saw his reflection in the mirror for the first time and thought it was another cat. He hissed and arched his back, trying to look tough. But when the 'other cat' did the same, he got confused. After a while, he just lay down in front of the mirror, as if he had given up on scaring the 'intruder' away.

Once, my friend was at a zoo. He was standing near the monkey enclosure, taking selfies. Suddenly, a monkey snatched his hat right off his head and put it on its own! My friend was so shocked at first but then he couldn't stop laughing as the monkey started posing with his hat. It was really a hilarious moment.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that finally I had to take his bike away.