Tell me some funny text chat stories.

Once in a Twitch chat, a streamer was playing a horror game. The streamer got scared by a jump scare and screamed. Then someone in the chat said 'My cat just ran out of the room because of your scream!' It was really hilarious.

Once there was a spoof text about a cat that thought it was a dog. It chased its own tail like a dog would, but with a very feline clumsiness. The description in the text was so vivid that it made everyone laugh.

There was a time when a person was texting their boss about a project. They meant to say 'I'm almost done' but autocorrect changed it to 'I'm almost donut'. The boss was really confused and replied 'What does donut have to do with the project?'. It was so embarrassing yet funny for the employee.

In some of these stories, there could be a text chat about a forest at night. A hiker got lost in the forest and used their phone to chat with a friend. As they described their surroundings, they noticed strange shadows moving. The friend on the other end of the chat started to feel a sense of dread too, as if something was watching them through the phone screen.

One scary online chat story is about a girl who received messages from an unknown user. The messages were filled with creepy descriptions of her daily activities as if someone was watching her all the time. She got really scared and stopped using that chat platform.

I texted my mom saying 'I'm coming home soon'. Autocorrect made it 'I'm cumming home soon'. I was so horrified when I realized what it said. I quickly sent another text to correct it.

Once upon a time, there was a little duck. It thought it was a chicken. So it tried to climb up the tree like chickens do. But of course, with its webbed feet and plump body, it kept slipping down. All the other animals were laughing at it. But the duck was so determined. Finally, it realized it was a duck and happily swam in the pond instead.

A long hair chat story might involve two sisters with long hair. They were sitting on their porch, chatting on a warm summer evening. One sister was thinking about cutting her long hair short and was sharing her doubts with the other. They talked about how their long hair had been a part of their identity for so long. They reminisced about how they used to braid each other's hair when they were little and all the different hairstyles they had tried over the years. They also discussed how society sometimes views women with long hair differently from those with short hair.

One online chat love story is about a girl named Lily and a boy named Tom. They met in a gaming chat room. At first, they just talked about the game strategies. But gradually, they started sharing their daily lives. Tom would tell Lily about his dream of traveling the world, and Lily would share her love for painting. As time passed, they fell in love. They finally met in person and are now happily together.

One horror text chat story could be about a girl who starts chatting with a stranger online. The stranger sends her disturbing pictures that seem to be from a crime scene. She tries to block the person but then strange things start happening around her house, like doors opening on their own.