Tell me a Khmer short funny story about animals.

A group of ducks were walking in a line. The first duck said, 'Quack.' The second duck said, 'Quack.' But the third duck said, 'I'm not following this stupid 'quack' thing.' The first two ducks looked at him and said, 'Then you're not a real duck!' and they walked away. The third duck thought for a moment and then ran after them shouting, 'Wait, I'm a quack!'

A cat and a dog were arguing about who was the smartest. The dog said, 'I can do tricks like sit, stay, and roll over.' The cat replied, 'That's nothing. I can make people open doors for me, feed me, and clean my litter box without even asking.'

A seagull in Florida once stole an ice - cream cone from a little boy. It flew up to a lamppost with it. But as it started to eat, the ice - cream started to melt and drip all over the seagull. It flapped its wings in panic, trying to get away from the sticky mess. The boy couldn't stop laughing at the seagull's misfortune.

There was a parrot that learned to mimic the sound of a car alarm. Every time a real car alarm went off in the neighborhood, the parrot would start making the same noise. The neighbors were constantly looking for the "mystery car" until they realized it was the parrot.

A little boy had a pet turtle. He thought the turtle was too slow, so he decided to give it a 'ride'. He put the turtle on his skateboard and pushed it down the driveway. The turtle got scared and retracted into its shell. The skateboard then hit a small stone and flipped over. The turtle came out of its shell and slowly crawled away, as if it was saying 'I'm never getting on that thing again!'

A parrot was very proud of his ability to talk. He would always show off in front of the other birds. One day, he saw an owl and said, 'Hey, you old grumpy face, why are you always so serious?' The owl just blinked and said, 'I'm thinking about important things, unlike you who just chat all day.' The parrot was offended and said, 'I can think too!' But then he couldn't come up with anything smart to say, so he just flew away, still muttering to himself.

A parrot was in a pet store. A customer came in and the parrot said, 'Hey, you look like a fat penguin!' The customer was shocked and a bit offended. But the parrot just kept on squawking, thinking it was being really funny. The store owner had to quickly apologize to the customer.

There's a story on Quora where a dog chased its own tail so vigorously that it got dizzy and fell over. It then just lay there looking confused for a few minutes. It was really funny as it seemed to have forgotten why it was chasing its tail in the first place.

A squirrel once found a big acorn. He was so excited that he decided to sleep with it that night. But the acorn was too big for his little nest. So he pushed and shoved it all around trying to make it fit. In the end, he just used it as a pillow and slept on top of it. When he woke up, his fur was all stuck to the acorn.

A cat went to the vet. The vet said, 'Your cat is just fat.' The cat hissed, 'I'm not fat, I'm just big - boned!'