Tell me a funny drunk story.

Once, my friend got really drunk at a party. He thought he was a superhero. He tried to 'fly' off the balcony. Luckily, we caught him just in time. He was so confused when we told him what he was about to do. It was hilarious.

Once there was a guy who was drunk driving. He thought his car was a spaceship. He started making beeping noises like a rocket and was yelling 'We're going to the moon!' while driving really slowly. People on the road were just staring at him in disbelief. Luckily, a police officer stopped him before he could cause any real trouble.

Well, once on a cruise, there was this really drunk guy at the poolside bar. He thought he was a mermaid and tried to jump into the pool fully clothed, shouting 'I'm going home!'. Everyone around was in stitches. He just laid there in the pool for a while, still holding his drink, until the staff helped him out.

Once there was a drunk guy at a bar. He thought the pool table was a giant bed. He took off his shoes and climbed onto it, trying to get 'comfortable'. When the bartender told him to get off, he started arguing that it was his new bedroom. Everyone in the bar was laughing so hard.

One Christmas, my uncle got really drunk. He thought the Christmas tree was a dancing partner. He started doing the waltz around it, singing very loudly off - key Christmas carols. We all just watched and laughed as he twirled around the tree, nearly knocking down all the ornaments.

There was this drunk man who tried to unlock his neighbor's car thinking it was his own. He struggled with the key for ages until the neighbor came out and asked what he was doing. The drunk guy just slurred 'It's my car, I swear!'. It was really hilarious.

There was a group of friends having a party. One of them had too much alcohol and became like the dizzy emoji 🤪. He started chasing after a little light on the floor, thinking it was some kind of magical creature. His friends tried to stop him, but he just kept running around in circles. Eventually, he got tired and fell asleep right there on the floor, still mumbling about the'magical light'.

Once in Norway, a drunk man thought a moose statue in the town square was a real moose. He started trying to lasso it with his belt, shouting at it to stay still. Everyone around was in stitches.

There was this group of friends at a bar. One of them got really drunk and bet his friends that he could balance a full pint of beer on his nose. He tried over and over again, spilling beer all over himself and the floor. In the end, he just gave up and joined in the laughter with everyone else. It was hilarious to watch.

There was this group of friends who got drunk and decided to have a race in the park. But they were so unsteady on their feet that they were tripping over every little thing. One of them even ran into a tree thinking it was a competitor. It was crazy and we all had a good laugh about it the next day.