Call of Cthulhu RPG Funny Stories: Share Your Hilarious Experiences

There was this prank call where a girl called a hair salon and said she had hair made of spaghetti and wanted a special haircut. She described how the 'noodles' were getting too long and tangled. The salon staff had a good laugh and told her they only cut human hair, not pasta hair. It was a really funny and creative prank call.

My sister was on her period and she went to reach for a tampon in her bag in public. But instead of a tampon, she pulled out a banana that she had forgotten was in there. The look on her face was priceless and we still laugh about it today. It just shows how chaotic and funny things can be during that time of the month.

Once, I ordered from Doordash and the delivery guy showed up with my food on his head like a hat. He said he was trying out a new 'hands - free' delivery method. It was so unexpected and funny.

Once my ex - boyfriend tried to cook me dinner. He was making pasta but somehow managed to set the kitchen towel on fire. Instead of panicking, he just stared at it in disbelief. Then he tried to blow it out like a candle, which only made it worse. It was so funny at the time, even though it was a bit of a mess.

Once I was in a foreign country using a squat toilet for the first time. I wasn't used to the position and ended up losing my balance a bit while trying to pull my pants down. I nearly toppled over but managed to catch myself just in time. It was so embarrassing yet funny.

Once I went on a shrooms trip in the forest. I started seeing the trees as giant, friendly guardians. I tried to have a conversation with one, asking it how old it was. When it didn't answer, I just laughed at myself for being so silly. It was a really funny and light - hearted moment during the trip.

One time at the gym, I saw a guy trying to lift weights way too heavy for him. He grunted and strained so hard that his face turned bright red. Then, suddenly, he lost his grip and the weights dropped with a loud clang. Everyone in the gym turned to look, but instead of being embarrassed, he just started laughing hysterically. It was so funny that soon the whole gym was laughing with him.

During the Cold War, my grandfather was in the military. He once told me about the constant state of alert. There were drills all the time, and they had to be ready to face a possible attack from the other side at any moment. It was a time of great tension and uncertainty, but also a time when people were very patriotic and dedicated to their countries.

There's a story about a Call of Cthulhu character who was trying to communicate with an otherworldly entity. He set up all these elaborate rituals and incantations. But when he finally made 'contact', it turned out to be his neighbor's cat that had wandered into his yard. The cat just meowed at him and he thought it was a sign from the Great Old Ones. It was quite a comical misunderstanding.

Well, there was this time when a Call of Cthulhu player's character was supposed to be stealthily observing a cult meeting. But he tripped over a pebble and tumbled right into the middle of the cultists. Instead of being sacrificed or something terrifying, the cultists were so shocked that they all ran away, thinking it was some kind of divine sign to scatter. The poor character was left there, confused but alive.