Tell me an electric fence christmas story.

There was a gardener who had a brand - new electric lawn mower. One day, while mowing close to the electric fence that surrounded his garden, he didn't notice a small branch that was lying across the fence wire. As the mower hit the branch, it completed a circuit with the fence. There was a sudden jolt and the mower started to smoke a little. He was startled at first but then burst out laughing when he realized how silly the situation was. He had to call a repairman to fix the mower later, but the memory of that moment always made him chuckle.

Well, someone might accidentally touch the electric fence while trying to hang Christmas lights on it. They would get a shock and might drop the lights, causing a bit of chaos.

Christmas stories usually revolve around themes like Santa Claus, snow, and kindness. An 'electric sex lamp' has no place in a traditional Christmas story, so I can't provide one.

In an Electric Leg Christmas Story, there was a lonely old man who lived in a small cottage near the forest. One Christmas, he received a strange gift - a pair of boots with an electric leg mechanism. At first, he was confused. But as he put them on and walked, he found that he could travel long distances without getting tired. He used these boots to visit all the children in the nearby villages who had no one to give them presents. He became a sort of Santa in his own right, all thanks to the electric leg boots.

Unexpected animals getting shocked. For example, a wild turkey approaching the fence and getting a shock, then running around in circles all flustered. It's funny because it's so unexpected and the animal's reaction is comical.

Sure. Once there was a farmer who had an electric fence to keep his cows in. One day, a curious little squirrel decided to test it. It ran towards the fence, touched it with its tiny paw and got a little shock. It jumped back so high and then just sat there chattering angrily at the fence, as if scolding it for giving it a jolt. It was really hilarious to watch.

Sure! Once, a farmer installed an electric fence to keep his cows in. One curious calf didn't know what it was and walked right into it. The calf jumped back so fast, its tail was almost straight up in the air. It then ran around in circles for a while, as if it was trying to figure out what had just happened. All the other cows just stared at it, like they were laughing at the calf's silly behavior.

I don't know the exact 'hot wire fence story'. It might be a local legend where a hot wire fence had some mysterious or significant event associated with it. Maybe it was involved in a strange encounter between people and wildlife, like a wild animal getting caught in it and then a rescue story ensued.

Surprise is a big one. Like when someone doesn't expect the shock from the fence and gets it. For example, a delivery man who thought the wire was just a regular fence wire and got zapped. Also, the reaction of animals or people after getting shocked can be really funny. A dog that jumps three feet in the air and then runs away barking.

I'm sorry, I haven't read 'Electric City Story' specifically, so I can't provide its exact plot.