Tell me a really hilarious CNA funny story.
Well, there was a CNA who was helping an elderly patient get dressed. The patient was a bit stubborn and wanted to wear his pants backwards. The CNA tried to explain that it was wrong, but the patient was insistent. In the end, the CNA let him wear the pants backwards. When the patient saw himself in the mirror, he started laughing so hard and then agreed to put them on the right way.
A CNA was taking care of a patient who loved to tell jokes. One day, the patient told the CNA a joke that was so bad, it was actually funny. The joke was about two nurses who walked into a bar, but instead of ordering drinks, they ordered stethoscopes. The CNA couldn't stop laughing at the sheer silliness of it, and from then on, they would share bad jokes with each other all the time.
There was a CNA in a hospital. One of the patients she was taking care of was a little boy who had just had his tonsils removed. The boy was feeling a bit loopy from the anesthesia. He started talking to the CNA as if she was a princess from a fairy tale. He asked her to use her'magic powers' to make his throat stop hurting. The CNA played along, waving her hands around and making funny noises. The boy's parents and the other nurses in the room found it really funny and it made the whole situation a lot lighter.
Tell me a hilarious funny story.
A man went to a new barber. The barber was very chatty. He asked the man, 'What do you do for a living?' The man replied that he was a magician. The barber said, 'Oh, that's really cool. So can you make people disappear?' The man said, 'Yes, I can.' The barber then said, 'Well, you can start with my wife!' It was a really funny moment.
Can you tell me a really hilarious jury duty funny story?
A juror got really into the trial and started taking copious notes. But instead of writing important facts, they were drawing caricatures of the lawyers and the defendant. When the deliberations started, they accidentally showed their 'notes' to the other jurors. It was hilarious as the drawings were really well - done but completely inappropriate for a jury setting. Everyone had a good chuckle though and then got back to business.
What are some of the most hilarious funny CNA stories you've heard?
I heard a story where a CNA was pushing a patient in a wheelchair to the garden. Along the way, a squirrel ran in front of them and the patient started making squirrel noises to try and communicate with it. The CNA was trying so hard not to laugh. Another story was about a CNA who tried to sing a lullaby to a patient to help them sleep but ended up forgetting the words and making up the silliest lyrics.
Tell me a really funny drunk story.
Once, my friend got really drunk at a party. He thought he was a superhero. He tried to 'fly' off the balcony. Luckily, we caught him just in time. He was so confused when we told him what he was about to do. It was hilarious.
Tell me a really funny offensive story.
A man went to a fancy restaurant and didn't know the proper etiquette. He started eating with his hands instead of using the utensils. People around him were shocked and some were offended. But it was also kind of funny in a 'what is he doing' way. He just thought the food was so good he couldn't wait to dig in. He didn't realize he was in a high - class establishment with certain rules.
Tell me a really funny autism story.
A child with autism was at a birthday party. When it was time for cake, he refused to eat it until all the candles were removed and the icing was smoothed out because it didn't look 'right' to him. After it was fixed, he ate it with great delight, which was quite a humorous sight for the other guests.
Tell me a really funny superhero story.
A superhero named Captain Cupcake had the ability to create cupcakes that could heal people. One day, there was a big battle and many heroes were injured. Captain Cupcake showed up with a huge tray of cupcakes. The villains were so baffled by this that they stopped fighting for a moment. And while they were distracted, the heroes ate the cupcakes, got healed and then easily defeated the villains.
Tell me a really funny groundhog story.
A groundhog family had a little groundhog that was always curious. One time, the family was hibernating and this little groundhog heard a strange noise outside. It couldn't resist and went out to check. It found a group of birds having a party. The groundhog, not knowing what was going on, started dancing along with the birds. The birds were so surprised but they let the groundhog join in. When the groundhog finally went back to its hole, it told its family all about the amazing 'bird party' it had been to. It was such a funny and unique experience for the groundhog.
Tell me a really funny clean story.
Once there was a clumsy waiter. He was serving soup to a customer. As he reached the table, he tripped and the soup went flying. But instead of getting angry, the customer said, 'Well, at least I know it's fresh - it's still airborne!'. It was a hilarious moment.
Tell me a really funny intp story
My INTP roommate once tried to cook. He was following a recipe but got so distracted by thinking about the chemical reactions in cooking that he ended up adding salt instead of sugar to the cake batter. When he realized what he did, he just shrugged and said 'Well, at least we'll have a very unique - tasting cake'. His non -chalant attitude about the whole mess made it a really funny story.