Tell me more short funny hunting stories.

A hunter was aiming at a deer. But just as he was about to shoot, a rabbit jumped in front of the deer. The hunter thought for a second and then said, 'Oh well, I'll just have hare for dinner instead.'

A man was walking down the street and saw a sign that said 'Talking Dog for Sale.' He went in and asked to see the dog. The dog said, 'Well, I've had an amazing life. I was in the army, worked as a detective, and even did some acting.' The man was amazed and asked the owner why he was selling such an incredible dog. The owner said, 'Because he's a liar! He never did any of those things!'

At a youth worship event, the power went out suddenly. Instead of panicking, the kids started using their phone flashlights and continued singing, but in a really goofy way. They made up new tunes and lyrics on the spot, and it turned into a very funny and unique worship experience.

A young hunter was out for rabbit hunting. He saw a rabbit near a bush and aimed his gun carefully. But just as he was about to shoot, the rabbit stood on its hind legs and started 'dancing'. The hunter was so amused that he lowered his gun and just watched the rabbit's little performance.

There was a couple who went to a furniture store. The husband sat on a recliner and accidentally fell asleep. The wife saw this and told the salesman that her 'big baby' really liked that chair. When the husband woke up, he was so embarrassed but they both found it hilarious later on. They ended up buying the chair. The memory of that day always makes them chuckle when they sit on it.

Once, a church choir was practicing for the Christmas service. A new member, a little girl, was so excited that when it was her turn to sing 'Silent Night', she sang it at double speed. The rest of the choir was trying hard not to laugh, and it made for a very memorable rehearsal.

My neighbor once tried to make pancakes. He poured the batter on the pan and went to get some coffee. When he came back, the pancake had spread all over the stove. He said it looked like a modern art piece. Then he tried to flip it with a spatula, but it just stuck everywhere and ended up looking like a gooey mess.

A young girl was praying and said, 'Dear God, if You can't make me a better girl, don't worry about it. I'm having a great time like this!' It's a humorous take on a child's prayer. She's so honest and carefree in her communication with God.

Once upon a time, there was a group of friends who went to a hunting cabin in the woods. They were all excited to hunt some small game. But when they got there, they found out that one of them had forgotten the keys to the cabin. So they had to break in through a window. As they were climbing in, one guy's pants got caught and ripped right down the middle. It was so hilarious, and they all laughed so hard that they almost forgot about hunting for a while.

Cantor had some interesting stories. He was dealing with the concept of infinity in set theory. His ideas were so revolutionary that many of his contemporaries had a hard time accepting them. There were some humorous situations where other mathematicians would be completely baffled by his theories, like when he showed that there are different 'levels' of infinity. It was like he was speaking a different language in the world of math, which is both fascinating and kind of funny in retrospect.