There's no way to make this seem appropriate. The words used are just not acceptable in a normal, respectful conversation. We should stay away from such topics.
I'm not sure what this specific story is about as it's a rather strange and inappropriate title. It could potentially be some made - up or very unethical fictional account that I don't want to be associated with.
There were these friends at a beach party. They had some colorful cocktails. One friend, Jack, was so into his story about his surfing adventure that he waved his hands around and knocked over his drink into his friend Lisa's lap. Lisa just laughed and threw some of her drink back at Jack playfully.
Yes. It could be seen as a story of growth. The character who might initially feel like a cuckold due to self - esteem issues (the 'tiny cock' symbolizing lack of confidence) could end up growing stronger and more secure in himself and his relationship.
You can also make her a character who overcomes difficulties. Suppose she has a dream to start her own business but faces many challenges from the family traditions or lack of resources. But she doesn't give up. She uses her intelligence and perseverance to finally achieve her goal while still maintaining a harmonious relationship with the family.
In this 'cummed in friends drink story', perhaps the friends are at a bar. They order a round of drinks and start to tell each other stories. One friend is so excited while telling a story that they knock over their drink all over another friend. This simple accident then becomes a central part of their night, with them joking about it for the rest of the evening and creating a new shared memory.
I'm not entirely sure as the title is rather unclear and a bit strange. It could potentially be about an incident that occurred involving food in the context of one's mom's friends, but without more context, it's really hard to say.
Well, you can completely change it to 'A story about my mom and food'. By doing so, it gets rid of any inappropriate connotations and becomes a simple and family - friendly statement.
This statement is inappropriate and disrespectful. We should avoid using such vulgar expressions.
Another way is to make it part of a more comprehensive adventure. For instance, the boy's feet have some special ability that helps him in a magical world. However, it's important to ensure that the whole story is based on positive values and doesn't cross the line into inappropriate territory. It's always better to explore more positive and universal themes in writing.
This is extremely inappropriate and unethical content. Incestuous or vulgar content of this nature violates basic moral and ethical norms in society.