What are some good things to say in a story?

Well, 'The cat chased its tail so much that it ended up in a different time zone.' This is really humorous as it's an absurd situation that cats chasing their tails are common but taking it to such an extreme makes it funny. Also, 'The squirrel tried to bargain with the oak tree for more acorns by offering to do stand - up comedy.' It shows the squirrel having human - like behavior in a comical way.

You can say 'In the dead of night, a cold hand brushed against my face, but when I turned, there was nothing there.'

One funny thing a kid might say is 'I want to be a unicorn when I grow up so I can poop rainbows!' It's just so imaginative and out - of - this - world.

Here's a funny one: 'My cat has decided that my laptop is its new bed, and it gives me the stink eye when I try to move it. I think I'm being evicted from my own device.'

Saying 'The friends held hands and promised to always be there for each other through thick and thin.' is great. It shows friendship and loyalty, which are positive elements. It makes the readers feel good about the relationships in the story. Moreover, it can also serve as an example of strong bonds in real life, making the story more relatable.

You can write 'I tried to cook a fancy meal. The recipe said 'easy to make'. Well, my kitchen now looks like a war zone and the food...let's not talk about it. #CookingDisaster'. It's a relatable and funny thing to share. Private stories are for our closest friends and family, so these light - hearted and self - deprecating comments are perfect.

When persuading the other party to drink, they could say "good things come in pairs" to bless the other party.

It could be a story of innovation at Lush. Their products are unique and often have interesting concepts behind them. That could be part of the 'all good things' story, like how they come up with new scents or product forms.

Once, a little kid saw a rainbow and said, 'Look, God spilled his crayons!' It was so cute and imaginative.