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Are there any really crazy funny xanax blackout stories?

Are there any really crazy funny xanax blackout stories?

2024-10-31 04:55
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One crazy story is about a man who, during a xanax blackout, thought he was a chef. He went into the kitchen and started mixing all kinds of random ingredients together. He made a huge mess. When he regained consciousness, he couldn't believe what he had done. There were eggs on the floor, flour everywhere, and a really strange - looking concoction in a bowl. His family couldn't stop laughing for days.

Yes. There was a story where a girl took xanax and during the blackout, she painted half of her face blue. When she woke up, she was so confused seeing herself in the mirror. She couldn't remember doing it at all and it took her a while to clean it off. Her friends still tease her about it.

There's a story of someone who in a xanax blackout, tried to communicate with their houseplants. They were kneeling in front of the plants, talking to them as if they were people. They also moved some of the plants around the house, creating a really odd layout. When they came out of the blackout, they were really embarrassed when their roommate told them what they had been doing.

My Pet Beast is really not an Evil God

My Pet Beast is really not an Evil God

Gary Smith arrived in a peculiar world of beastmasters, where an ancient taboo was reborn from the depth of time, and an evil god was lurking. In this world, birds and beasts, rivers and mountains, even elements could spawn spiritual power and turn into pet beasts. Among them, the powerful ones became ecological niches by themselves, radiating secret realm ecosystems such as the Yellow Spring, Skeleton Kingdom, Succubus Nest, and Kingdom of the Sky Tree, nurturing countless followers. The beastmasters make contracts with the pet beasts, nurture them, and control the spiritual power. After witnessing the "Taboo Sun" event, Gary Smith obtained the ability to extract materials from everything in the world and compile "Secret Food". Through the Evolutionary Secret Food, the combination of "The Shattered Dusk World" + "Ancient Dragon’s Dead Egg" results in the Feast of the End. When the pet beast consumes it, it evolves into the Dusk Dragon God. The Dusk Domain erodes the world, turning into the God at the end of time. The Skill Secret Food allows the pet beasts to plunder skills from everything, becoming omniscient and omnipotent. The Sacrificial Secret Food snatches the taboo time, sacrifices the ancient beings, and blasphemes against the gods. His style of beast control also started to become peculiar. There is the Spider Shadow that devours ancient dragons and weaves dreams of all lives with its threads, the Red Master that pollutes the multiverse, and the Devourer of the Realms, who consumes worlds... In response to this, he explained, "My pet beasts are just a bit peculiar. They really are not evil gods!"
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Tell me some funny xanax blackout stories.

I once heard a story where a guy took xanax and during the blackout, he thought he was a superhero. He ran around his apartment trying to 'fly' from the couch to the kitchen counter. It was really funny when he woke up and saw all the mess he made while being in that strange state.

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2024-10-31 05:13

Funny Blackout Drunk Stories

One time my friend got so drunk that he thought the street lamp was a microphone and started singing a very loud and off - key song to it. Everyone on the street was laughing.

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2024-12-05 15:29

Share some xanax funny stories.

I heard of a xanax - influenced situation where a woman thought she could fly. She climbed onto a chair, flapped her arms like a bird and was about to jump when her friend grabbed her. She was so out of it that she was completely convinced she could soar through the air like a superhero.

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2024-12-10 09:22

Can you share some funny xanax stories?

Well, once my friend took xanax before a long flight. He was so relaxed that he started giggling at the safety instructions video. He said it looked like a comedy show. He just sat there with a big smile on his face throughout the flight and kept making little jokes about the flight attendants' uniforms.

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2024-12-07 12:57

Can you share some funny blackout stories?

Sure. One time during a blackout, my family decided to play a game of charades by the candlelight. My dad was trying to act out a movie scene, but he ended up looking like a wacky dancing chicken. We all laughed so hard that we almost forgot about the power being out.

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2024-11-13 05:58

What are the characteristics of a funny Xanax cartoon?

A funny Xanax cartoon usually has elements like humorous dialogues, funny poses of the characters, and maybe even a touch of irony or satire. It could also take a familiar situation and give it a funny twist related to Xanax.

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2025-05-23 09:30

Can Xanax Really Help with Sleep for People with Anxiety?

Yes, it can. Xanax is a benzodiazepine that has sedative effects. For those with anxiety, the anxiety often causes over - arousal of the nervous system which makes it hard to sleep. Xanax helps to reduce this over - arousal, allowing the person to relax and fall asleep.

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2024-11-29 00:36

Another Funny Blackout Drunk Story

I knew a person who got drunk and tried to unlock his apartment with his car key. He spent a good ten minutes jiggling the key in the door, muttering about how the lock was broken. When he finally realized it was the wrong key, he just sat down in the hallway and fell asleep. His roommate found him there in the morning and couldn't stop laughing when he heard the story.

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2024-12-05 22:25

What are some xanax - related funny anecdotes?

A friend of mine took xanax once and tried to sing along to the radio. But instead of singing the right words, he just made up his own gibberish that kind of rhymed. It was so funny to watch.

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2024-12-10 13:25
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