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What happens when you wake up in a world you've only watched from the outside—and the massacre has already begun? He didn't ask to be reborn. He didn't ask for the memories of another life, another world where Naruto was just an anime and Sasuke Uchiha was a fictional character spiraling into darkness. But when he opens his eyes in the Uchiha compound on that night—the night Itachi slaughters the clan—he knows exactly what's coming. And he refuses to play the victim. Armed with a sarcastic cosmic gacha system that grants him legendary abilities through random pulls, infinite chakra reserves, the perfect Mangekyō Sharingan, and the Sun Breathing technique from another universe, Sasuke doesn't mourn. He moves. While Konoha sleeps and the blood is still warm, he systematically loots the entire Uchiha district—corpses, Sharingan eyes, forbidden scrolls, hidden wealth, centuries of clan secrets—storing everything in a dimensional inventory before Danzō's vultures arrive. By dawn, he's the richest orphan in the village. And the most dangerous. But power without control is just noise. So when the Third Hokage assigns him four kunoichi "guardians"—Hana Inuzuka, Kurenai Yūhi, Anko Mitarashi, and Yugao Uzuki—Sasuke doesn't resist. He adapts. He plays the traumatized child while secretly training in the shadows, learning their techniques, earning their trust, and slowly building something Konoha has never seen before: A new Uchiha clan. Loyal. Deadly. And entirely his. Behind closed doors, he masters forbidden jutsu, weaponizes his gacha-granted abilities, and plans for threats the village doesn't even know exist yet—Akatsuki, Orochimaru, the masked man calling himself Madara, and the inevitable wars to come. But the game gets complicated when bonds become real, when "acting" like family starts feeling like being family, and when the line between manipulation and love blurs beyond recognition. Because Sasuke knows something no one else does: in this world, before the war comes the inventory. And he's already won the first round. Genre: Dark Fantasy | Reincarnation | Isekai | Supernatural Action | Psychological Thriller Themes: Strategic survival, found family vs. blood legacy, the cost of knowledge, power through preparation, morally gray protagonists, ninja politics, slow-burn emotional connections Tone: Gritty, visceral, darkly humorous, emotionally layered—think The Godfather meets Demon Slayer in the Naruto universe with gacha game mechanics "The roulette spins. Fate deals the cards. But this time, the house doesn't win."

At the age of 102, Sasuke Uchiha departed from this world, leaving behind a legend unsurpassed, dying peacefully besides his family. However, this was not the end, as he found himself reborn into an entirely different world from his own. His only partner? The Ten Tailed Beast, sealed inside him.

i died and got the chaos gacha i thought i was going to be unlucky but have amazing luck

Vehicular Manslaughter wasn't how I thought I would've gone out. Seems I wasn't even supposed to die. At least the Janitor was nice, albeit a little crude. Follow the tales of a dumbass with a group chat, being a munchkin for the sake of being a munchkin.

a story about a fitness enthusiast uchia trying to spread the joys of bodybuilding in a world filled with psycho ninjas. follow the adventures of Arnolad unchia as he aims to lat spread his way across the ninja world spreading the gospel of the muscle god. what to expect: my first novel so don't expect much but I'll try to make it funny, no overpowered system, no harem,no accurate timing, no bs abilities , no being a hero it starts getting good 15+ chapters I do not own Naruto. this is fanfiction.