What are some of the most memorable funny dollar store stories?

There was a time when a customer thought a scope was a camera attachment for the gun. He asked if he could take pictures with it. The store owner had to explain the real purpose of a scope. It was hilarious.

There was a time when a large dog in a pet store decided to lie down right in the middle of the aisle, blocking everyone's way. But it was so big and so comfortable there that it refused to move. The store employees had to offer it treats to get it to budge. It was a comical situation as customers were trying to step over it carefully.

One funny story was when a customer tried to return a CD that was clearly scratched because his cat had used it as a scratching post. He expected a full refund! Another time, a singer - songwriter came into the store to perform a few songs for promotion. But his guitar strap broke in the middle of the performance and he ended up chasing his guitar around the store while still trying to sing. Hilarious.

Sure. Once I went to the dollar store and saw a really strange looking keychain. It was shaped like a tiny toilet. I couldn't help but laugh and bought it as a gag gift for my friend. He thought it was hilarious.

Well, the trend of DIY haircuts in 2020 was quite funny. A lot of people attempted to cut their own hair when salons were closed. Some ended up with really strange and uneven hairstyles that they had to live with for a while. It was funny to see their before - and - after pictures on social media.

A seagull landed on a dog's head at the beach once. The dog was so confused and tried to shake it off, but the seagull just stayed there for a few seconds as if it was enjoying the ride. It was hilarious.

At a cremation, the family had put a note in the pocket of the deceased's jacket saying 'Wish you a speedy journey to the stars'. But during the cremation process, the note flew out and landed near the feet of one of the workers. The worker read it out loud, and everyone had a laugh at the rather comical situation. It was a light - hearted moment in a somber event.

A tuba player in a community band decided to add some extra 'effects' to his playing. He blew into the tuba in a really strange way during a performance, making a sound like a dying elephant. The conductor had a hard time keeping a straight face.

A memorable one was when a driver's helmet fell off during a race. He was so focused on driving that he didn't notice at first. It was funny to see him continue without his helmet until his team radioed him. Another one was a driver who tried to wave at his family in the stands and almost crashed into the wall. It was a close call but also really funny.

There was this time when my Uber driver thought I was a famous actor. He kept asking me about my 'latest movie' and I just went along with it. It was really funny seeing how excited he was. By the end of the ride, I told him the truth and we had a good laugh.