What are some comical and inspirational quotes?

Here's a good one: 'Why is the doctor always so calm? Because they have a lot of patience!' It plays on words and gives a lighthearted take on the medical profession and life in general.

One funny quote is: 'I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right.' It always gets a laugh.

One could be 'Love is like a comedy show, full of unexpected twists and turns that make you laugh.'

Here's another one: 'Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down, but sometimes it's a bit too sudden!' It plays on the idea that death can come unexpectedly and disrupt our fast-paced lives.

One funny quote is: 'I love work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.' It shows the irony of someone claiming to love work but in a rather passive way.

One funny quote is: 'Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap.'

One funny quote is 'Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but it's probably not the flavor you wanted!'

One funny quote could be: 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!'

One of his best quotes could be 'Everything is under control!' which was often said despite obvious contrary evidence. This quote kind of became a symbol of his denial of reality.

One classic is 'I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.' It's simple but often gets a chuckle.