One funny cartoon saying is 'I thought I saw my future, but it was just a rerun.' It's simple but makes you laugh.
One funny quote is from SpongeBob: 'I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!' It always makes me laugh.
Some funny quotes are 'A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.' Saying: 'Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.' A cartoon could show a pig playing the piano with its hooves and making a mess.
In the 'random quotes and sayings novel', there could be a thought - provoking quote like 'The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.' This shows how our current doubts can hold us back from achieving great things in the future. Also, there could be a saying about love, for example, 'Love is not about possession, but about appreciation.' This gives a different perspective on the concept of love, suggesting that it's more about valuing the other person rather than owning them.
One funny cartoon saying could be 'I'm not short, I'm fun-sized!' It's a lighthearted and humorous way to look at height.
One funny cartoon quote is from SpongeBob: 'I'm ready! I'm ready!'. It always makes me laugh.
There's a great one from Mickey Mouse: 'Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!' Simple but so funny. The repetition adds to the charm.
One funny quote is from SpongeBob SquarePants: 'I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!' It always makes me laugh.
One funny saying could be 'I told you I was sick!' It's a classic and always gets a chuckle.
One funny saying could be: 'Santa's sleigh got a flat tire, but Rudolph fixed it with his shiny nose!'
One could be 'I'm not a dirty mind, I just have creative imagination in cartoons!'