What are some funny comic strip quotes?

One funny comic quote could be: 'I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure!'

One funny quote could be: 'I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.'

One funny comic quote is: 'I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.' It always makes me laugh.

From Peanuts, 'Happiness is a warm puppy' suggests that simple and innocent things like a warm puppy can bring great joy. It implies that true happiness can be found in the little things in life.

One memorable quote is 'Happiness is a warm puppy.' It's simple yet touching.

One of the notable quotes is 'Don't take life too seriously; nobody gets out alive anyway.' This shows a humorous and somewhat philosophical side of the comic strip.

Another funny one could be: 'Jesus said, 'Love thy neighbor.' But what if your neighbor is really annoying?'

One funny quote is when Batman says, 'I'm not wearing hockey pads!' It always makes me laugh.

One funny quote could be: 'Why so serious?' It's a classic and always gets a laugh.

There's one where Archie says, 'I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route of confusion!' That always cracks me up.