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"So please tell us, sir. What is your greatest weakness?" "Losing my wife", he grinned. The hostess smiled, "Aww, that's beautiful. What will you say is your greatest strength?" "Having my wife". "Okay sir, last question... How would you describe your wife?" His lips grew into a devious grin, uncontrollably holding the hand of his heart's desire. "The best dream no man but me deserves". The entire audience clapped in adoration. Delia smiled, glancing at her husband then back at the interviewer. The hostess then asked, "And sir, bonus question, how would you describe your marriage?" "A condom". Delia, his wife, then chipped in, "A paranormal one, at that". "One that none of us can escape, unless we go boom!" He smiled. • • • The son of a powerful western empire, Dilen Liam, has to prove his innocence against false racial accusations by dating a dark skinned girl; all to save his family's name and businesses. Unfortunately, things go beyond haywire when he gets intertwined with Delia Alan Ada, a Nigerian girl cursed yet gifted with the supernatural ability to see the future and speak to the unseen. Their attraction grows stronger and deeper beyond race and ethnicity, enclosing them in a paranormal condom-like romance. But all cards are played when their faith and love are put to the test — against powerful diabolic forces beyond their worlds had ever imagined. Romance. Paranormal. Horror. Urban. Politics. BWWM. Demons. Conspiracy. African. Nigerian. American. Cult. Power couple.

I'm Trapped With this condom CEO! He is My Boss and He's such a Jerk! I love-hate him. He is a thorn in my flesh but still, i find it difficult to stop working for him. The reason was something I couldn't fathom. I'm just so confused. Is this love? Is this hate? Or love-hate? If you want to know, just follow my story and let me know what you think about what I feel for him on the comment section.

I Was Treated Like a Child by a Cute Senpai at My Part-Time Job, So I Bought a 0.01mm Condom I Wasn't Going to Use in Front of Her After My Shift to Show Off. Then, From the Next Day Onwards, Senpai Started Acting Strange A romantic-comedy about a high school boy who wants his cute senpai attending an all-girls college to treat him as an adult, and their relationship begins when he shows off and buys a cond*m right in front of her. ------------ This is a translation!!!!!

Don't forget your condom ! " ජීවිතේ වරදින්න එක පාරක් හොඳටම ඇති ! " කෙසේ හෝ , "ඔවුනුත් ආදරණීය මිනිසුන් ම වග මතක තියාගන්න . " සමාජ රෝගීන් ද මනුෂ්‍යයෝ ය .

Kaelen Blackwood, Alpha of the Blackwood Pack, was obsessed with me. He loved me with a savage devotion. He tore out every mango tree in our territory because I was allergic. A splinter in my finger would bring his best healers running. He’d kiss the mark on my neck, promising I was the most cherished Luna in the world. I was his queen. His everything. Until tonight. I found it tucked in a hidden pocket of his briefcase. A condom. Mango-flavored.

Concorde, a nation built because of chaos, brought down because of chaos. Witness how Concorde rose to power and how it fell.

O que é concórdia? você está pronto? ninguém segura o que não pode ser contido, as coisas são como devem ser, as traições são escondidas e devem ser mantidas escondidas, os segredos mechem, abalam, quem meche com que não deve acha o que não quer. Venha, mergulhe e descubra todos os segredos que abalam um grupo de pessoas no interior do Brasil, que serão asoladas por um segredo antigo, algo que nunca deveria ter sido desenterrado, uma vez que você faz o que não não deve há um preço a se pagar. Uma coisa é certa, nada é realmente real, e se salva não será nada fácil.

Love in the Pacific Northwest has never been so complicated. After a chance encounter at Comic-Con. Harvey and Nora fall head over heels for each other. An emergency cuts their time together short and they have to return to their lives on separate sides of the Puget Sound in Washington state. A few months later fate pushes them back into each other's lives. They soon rekindle their passions for each other over a series of emails. Harvey tries to understand what love really is while dealing with his tortured past. Nora explores what it's like to balance her potential future at her dream job versus the pull of love at first sight. They soon find out that the fact that Harvey is a secret billionaire might be enough to keep them from going all in. Love in the Pacific Northwest has never been so complicated. Comic Connection is created by Benjamin Chapman, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

[ATENÇÃO: CONTEÚDO MADURO] "Eu te amo, apesar dos sinais de perigo." ____ Abigail, protegida e inocente, está com uma doença terminal. Ela sabe que morrerá em breve, então antes de morrer, ela quer realizar seu único desejo - se apaixonar. Ela quer experimentar amar alguém romanticamente. Mas com uma condição estranha - ela quer um homem que não se apaixonará por ela, porque ela não quer que ele sofra quando ela se for. Ela conheceu Alexander Qinn, o homem frio e misterioso. Ele a adverte desde o início de que ele não faz amor e que ele é perigoso. Mas isso o tornou o homem perfeito para Abigail. Ele era exatamente o tipo de homem que ela estava procurando. Alexander ensinará a inocente Abigail sobre seu tipo de prazer, enquanto Abigail mostrará a ele a alegria de fazer coisas simples na vida. Seus mundos completamente diferentes colidem, a doença de Abi e os mistérios sobre Alexander serão lentamente revelados. Abigail consegue lidar com o próprio inferno dele? Alexander conseguirá lidar com a luz dela? ___ VOLUME 1 [HISTÓRIA PRINCIPAL] - STATUS: CONCLUÍDO Uma história de uma garota com doença terminal e um homem sem coração. ____ VOLUME 2 [SPIN-OFF] - STATUS: CONCLUÍDO Uma história de um príncipe vampiro e uma garota humana rica e atrevida. ____ VOLUME 3 [SPIN-OFF] - STATUS: CONCLUÍDO Uma história de amor não correspondido de uma bruxa antiga. ____ VOLUME 4 [SPIN-OFF] - STATUS: CONCLUÍDO Uma história de um fantasma e um príncipe vampiro. #inimigos-para-amantes ____ A capa é minha, então não a use. Conta do Instagram: kazzenlx.x página do Facebook: author_kazzenlx Servidor do Discord: https://discord.gg/UGTA3A4

Fu Shinian, an extra character in the original book, awakens to find that her whole family are the vicious villains in the story. Her father, unable to establish relations with the Marquis Changping's residence, is demoted and exiled by the male lead. Her mother is beaten to death on the road to exile, and Aunt Cheng is humiliated to death protecting her chastity. Her elder brother opposes the male lead to win over the female lead and dies saving her. Her elder sister makes life difficult for the female lead, and after their father is exiled, she is divorced by the male lead and sent to a pleasure house. To protect her family and change their tragic fate, isn’t it fair for her to absorb all the male and female leads' fortunes? * [Ding! Male and female leads' fortune -1000, Fu Mansion's fortune +1000] Mr. Fu: "I attended the morning court session, why did His Majesty promote me again!" Madam Fu: "I went to the temple to offer incense, and the master said I was surrounded by a powerful purple aura!" Aunt Cheng: "How did the Cheng Family suddenly become the imperial merchants!" Elder Brother: "It seems like I suddenly have gained intelligence, I know all the exam questions!" Elder Sister: "How come right after I broke off the engagement, Little General Gu came to propose?" * The Marquis Changping can only live to 25, in two years the title will belong to the male lead? She frantically absorbs the fortunes of the male and female leads to boost the Marquis Changping's fortune! During the plague lockdown, Fu Shinian brings medicine and travels long distances into the city to safeguard his health. He understands the girl's intentions, but he only has two years left to live, how can he drag her down. However, why does his heart ache so much watching her with someone else? Finally, the Marquis Changping forces Fu Shinian into the corner of the study, lowering his head to seek her lips: "Niannian, I was wrong."