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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
Games
601 Chs
Pastor My Foot

Pastor My Foot

i loved God with all my heart. I always had. My faith was my everything, the very foundation of my soul. I preached His word with passion, believing that His light would guide me through life's struggles. But what do you do when the very person you trusted the most, someone you thought was a fellow servant of God, betrays you in the most horrific way? David, the church member I had gone on that preaching mission with, sold me. Sold me to a sex trafficker, all to settle a debt. I thought I knew him. I thought I trusted him. He was supposed to be a brother in Christ, yet I found myself shipped away from Nigeria to Ghana, a stranger in a foreign land, torn apart by people who had no mercy for me. For fourteen years, I was a commodity. My body was used, my spirit crushed, my hope shattered. Every day felt like an eternity, a silent scream echoing in the pit of my soul. I felt worthless. I felt stained, as though everything I had believed in had betrayed me. The woman I was before, full of love for God, was no longer there. I had become a shadow, a shell of the person I once was. But then, as cruel as it may seem, I found a way out. A sickness—HIV—took my body and nearly destroyed me, but it also freed me. It allowed me to escape the nightmare that had been my life for so long. I came back home, broken and afraid, unsure of how to go on. And then I saw him. David. The man who sold me. The one who caused me so much pain. The one who had watched me break and never even cared. Now he stood there, in front of a church. A pastor. The man who had destroyed my life was now hailed as a man of God. He had "found Christ," they said. He had changed. I could see it in his eyes how he was adored, respected, worshipped by others. He was praised for his redemption, for his newfound faith. I wanted to scream. How could he be forgiven when I had been left to rot? How could he stand there, preaching, when he was the one who betrayed me? I felt like God had turned His back on me. I had prayed. I had trusted. I had begged Him for help, for mercy, and yet, He let this happen to me. He let David destroy my life and then gave him a new one ,one of power, respect, and forgiveness. And where was I? I was left broken, lost in the mess of my own shattered faith. I wanted to feel His love again, I truly did. I wanted to believe that He hadn't abandoned me, but I couldn't. Not anymore. How could I? How could I ever trust a God who allowed this betrayal to happen and then rewarded the one who caused it? I loved the church once. I loved the feeling of belonging, of being part of something bigger than myself. But now? Now, I felt nothing but anger and betrayal. Every time I saw David preaching, I saw my suffering. I saw my brokenness. I didn't know how to reconcile the faith I once had with the bitter reality I lived in. I felt so lost, so alone. How could I go back to God, knowing that He had let me suffer for so long? How could I love a God who had allowed me to be thrown away, only to let the one who destroyed me rise to greatness? I didn't know if I could ever forgive. I didn't know if I could ever heal. All I knew was that I was a stranger to my own faith now, and I had no idea where to go from here.
History
16 Chs
Un Pasó Al Pasado

Un Pasó Al Pasado

Estos relatos, historias, pensamientos, ideas o como las quieras llamar están basados en el talento de muchas personas de las cuales he podido aprender y a las cuales he tenido la dicha de observar y conocer a lo largo de mi vida, por ellas es posible narrar estas historias, ya que me han permitido indagar, analizar sus acciones, decisiones y pensamientos; que los condujeron a tales aptos o acciones ante las difíciles circunstancias y obstáculos; algunos nombres han sido cambiados en el proceso de narración para proteger la privacidad y las verdaderas identidades de quienes son parte importante de estas historias, a ellas les agradezco por su apoyo y por haber compartido y convivido con migo atraves de los años estas historias, ideas, pensamientos, ideales, leyendas e historias personales. Algunos de los sucesos descritos son producto y el resultado de la imaginación que aún vive en mí, aunque les parezca sencillo; (redactar, narrar, detallar, recordar e idear diferentes personajes), les confieso que no lo es, para mí todo esto a sido nuevo y comprendo un poco a todos aquellos que han escrito y publicado algo en sus vidas. Esto no lo hago por sentirme superior a nadie, es todo lo contrario, al convivir con muchas personas he aprendido de ellas y siempre termino asombrado por cada una de ellas, les agradezco de corazón, porque aunque no lo crean hacen parte de mis recuerdos y estoy seguro que siempre estarán allí. Como escritor de estas sumas destacadas de letras, palabras, frases, párrafos, historias, hojas y demás, me declaro una persona parcial, porque el realizar este tipo de actividad resulta ser algo magnifico, además después de un tiempo cuando vuelva a leer o releer las narraciones aquí plasmadas, me asombrare de lo que una vez escribí. Dejare el juicio de su valor a aquellos que compartan con migo estos escritos y les pido que al final me otorguen sus apreciaciones, que yo las apreciare tal vez más que un tesoro. Atte:   ː̗̀†̣̣̇ː̖́ = D£SV= ː̗̀†̣̣̇
Acción
312 Chs
How does the role of a pastor in a detective pastor novel differ from a regular detective?
The pastor in a detective pastor novel has a much more complex role compared to a regular detective. A regular detective focuses on facts, motives in a more worldly sense, and following the law to the letter. However, the pastor - detective is concerned with the spiritual well - being of the people involved. He might see a crime as not just a violation of the law but also a fall from grace. He may use prayer and religious study as part of his detective process. For instance, if there is a case of theft in the parish, he might look at it from the angle of what led the person to commit such a sin. His methods are often more holistic, taking into account the entire person - their soul, their relationships, and their place in the community, rather than just the act of the crime itself.
1 answer
2024-11-10 06:20
Is Pastor Tim Story married?
I'm not sure if Pastor Tim Story is married. Maybe you could check his official bio or recent interviews for the latest info.
1 answer
2024-10-02 18:53
Tell me pastor stories.
One pastor story is about a pastor in a small village. He dedicated his life to helping the poor and the sick. Every day, he would visit the sick, bringing them food and medicine. He also organized community events to raise funds for the needy. His selfless deeds inspired the whole village to be more kind and helpful.
2 answers
2024-10-25 08:31
Who is Pastor Tim Story?
I'm not sure who specifically 'Pastor Tim Story' is as the name isn't widely known without more context. There could be many pastors named Tim. He might be a local pastor in a particular community or church that only those in that area are familiar with.
3 answers
2024-12-06 01:07
Is the exorcism of Pastor Krause a true story?
Hard to say for sure. Maybe it has elements of truth mixed with fictional elements to make the story more compelling.
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2024-10-12 15:29
Tell me another pastor story.
There was a pastor in a big city. He noticed that there were a lot of homeless people on the streets. So, he started a project where he and his congregation would go out every week to distribute warm clothes and hot meals. They also provided some basic medical care. This simple act of kindness made a big difference in the lives of those homeless people.
3 answers
2024-10-26 21:25
What are the characteristics of a 'pastor aleman caricatura'?
A 'pastor aleman caricatura' often exaggerates the physical features of the German Shepherd, like making the ears larger or the body shape more comical.
2 answers
2025-05-10 04:42
Are there any pastor erotic stories in literature?
I'm not aware of any so - called 'pastor erotic stories'. In most religious and cultural contexts, pastors are figures of moral guidance. Erotic content involving them would be highly unethical and not something that is likely to be part of legitimate literature or storytelling.
1 answer
2024-11-24 17:24
What are the achievements of Pastor Tim Story?
I don't have enough information to list his achievements. Maybe he has led his church in a significant growth in membership, but that's just speculation.
3 answers
2024-12-06 23:33
What are the features of the new pastor cartoon?
The new pastor cartoon might have unique character designs and an engaging story. Maybe it also has some educational or moral lessons.
1 answer
2025-03-30 23:25
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