The Dao of Minimum Effort
**“why cultivate when you can delegate?”**
Lin Ming has always lived by a certain rule; never work harder than necessary.
Then before you know it, His ancient, probably haunted espresso machine decided to self-destruct, blasting him into some crazy cultivation world where flying swords, secret energy centers (which Li Ming calls 'belly buttons'), and people taking spiritual breathing way too seriously. That absurd rule later becomes a survival skill. He at first thought it was the afterlife but he was wrong.
He wakes up in a body of a noble who no one took seriously. Now he has to face his sister who treats discipline like a religion, political peacock and flying swords.
The problem? Lin Ming doesn’t know a thing about cultivation. He doesn’t even know how to meditate. His spiritual energy reservoir? Probably still on backorder. But he surely does know how to bluff, lie his way through things and most importantly he knows how to avoid work.
When his sister (yuya) told him “you must restore the family’s honor” he didn’t grab a sword instead he grabbed a ledger and started a company called ‘LME (Lin Ming’s Express).’ It was the world’s first, and probably only, delivery service run on pure loopholes, aggressively-handed-out loyalty cards, and what amounted to unpaid internships.
His teams?
They’re quite special
1. A Drunken Poet (Lai Bai) whose terrible poems accidentally cause minor earthquakes.
2. A War God (Guan Yun) who was bribed into joining with a free coffee coupon.
3. That Peacock who still thinks Li Ming is engaged to him. (Awkward!)
The empire calls him a "Genius Cultivator" because his "lazy shortcuts" somehow work. His sister just sighs and calls him a "Walking Embarrassment of the family." Lin Ming? He just calls it "Tuesday."
Now, this reluctant, nap-loving tycoon has to dodge divine paperwork, fight off demon customers who skip the line, and survive spiritual tax audits…all to protect his ultimate goal: The Dao of Minimum Effort.
Because, let’s be for real, achieving enlightenment sounds boring. But an eternal nap? That's a legacy worth fighting for.