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He was an unparalleled alchemy genius. however, because he couldn't cultivate martial arts, he was betrayed and killed by the woman he loved the most. He was then reborn in the body of a bullied good-for-nothing young man. A good-for-nothing? A genius? What a joke! No one in this realm understood cultivating geniuses better than Yang Chen! Martial arts? Alchemy? What's so difficult about Dual cultivation?! He embarked on the demonic path, rising against all odds! With his exceptional talent, he forged a divine body, sweeping away all injustices! With his brilliant alchemy, he shocked all realms!

He is indifferent but wise, a noble, soldier, an elite who calls the shots. She is a naïve girl who was reborn to punish sluts and destroy scums and most of all, to become a top notch designer! He isn’t used to innocent girls with sparkling eyes playing pranks on him. Her beguiling eyes have charmed him and he isn’t letting her go anywhere! Officer Yu narrows his eyes and says coldly, “I will definitely get you, even if I have to abduct you!" Designer Gu smiles lazily, “I don't need love in this life!" Officer Yu threatens to ban everything. “I am the one who gets to decide whether you need love or not!” A male lead who is cold and dominating but dotes foolishly on his wife!

Interviewer: "Immortal Zhou Li, could you tell us why you created the orthodox methods and forged the twelve righteous paths, condensing twelve talismans to resolve ancient and modern disputes?" "Just to liven things up." Interviewer: "Well, I mean, did you reorganize the Great Ming Dynasty and plant the Seven Immortal Gourds based on the laws of myriad spirits, brewing the Spring of Spirit Qi for the glory of mankind or...?" "Just to really liven things up." Interviewer: "No, Immortal Zhou Li, I feel that you've done so much for humanity, for the Immortal Realm, and for Da Ming. Your purpose and starting point should be a bit more noble, such as...?" "Enough already, can't you see? I just wanted to bring some entertainment to the spiritually impoverished Great Ming Dynasty and everyone in the Cultivation World. Here, let's liven things up for everyone." The white-robed immortal pointed a finger, and alongside him, a chaotic and ferocious Ancient God swung indescribable and bizarre tendrils. Then, with a surge forward followed by a backflip, it landed stylishly, all the while muttering the delirious ramblings of an Ancient God. 【Damn, let's go, ignore it!】 "No fun? Who would cultivate without any fun?"

Xuanqian Continent, where sects stood in great numbers and experts abounded. The youth, Zhou Heng, with a mysterious black Broken Sword in his Dantian, emerged from Origin Stone Town and fought his way to claim a piece of the world in this grand era. To the exceedingly wicked, kill! To those who bullied my friends and family, kill! To those who obstructed my path to enlightenment, kill! On the path to the heavens, I tread with songs, with a sword in hand, I alone am honored under the heavens!

Gold, wood, water, fire, earth, wind and thunder are the seven elements in the world. Everything in the world is made up of one or more of them. As long as the structure is set up, and then according to a certain proportion, in a specific position, add the right amount of elemental energy with different attributes, you can create everything in the world! And, I, Xiao Ye, am the master of the elements. …… …… Young Ling Chen awakens a mysterious physique, and from then on, he defeats the geniuses, kills the heroes, and dominates the world! Ling Chen: Sorry, I am the kind of genius you hate the most!

He is the most prestigious and mysterious man, the head of ZMI Agency's special agents. A person of immense influence. Just how influential? He says, find out for yourself! * She is a foreign-born master of criminal psychology, a psychological counselor at a correctional facility. A small fry who is always hungry for more. How small? She says, none of your business! * Zhan Se can't understand why, in just a short bathroom break, she was ensnared by such a cold, dignified, evil, domineering, awesome... a benefactor who is described with all the positive adjectives usually associated with the male protagonists in novels... What?!! She owed him six years ago? Not only did she owe him, but she also has a 6-year-old bun calling her mom? Holy moly! Since they both have a child together, who actually owes whom? ————————●Alternative Edition Introduction●———————— This is a guidebook for a nerdy girl's road to success. This is a must-have secret manual for marital roads. This is an encyclopedia on criminal psychology. This is the life journey of a woman who every man dreams of, working her way up. Urban marriage, rich family scandal, case tracking. All is revealed in "The Surprising Marriage Journey"… Indulgence is boundless, love and affection are reinterpreted! Nothing is the best, there is only better! Reading online novels, for the sense of satisfaction! Cracking melon seeds and peeling peanuts, sit in a row and taste together. Taste the power, color, fame, and wealth, and watch the various states of sentient beings with a smile. (Note: ① This book is one-on-one, absolutely clean, those who dislike the author and the author's writing style should avoid this pit) (Note: ② This book is purely fictitious, and there is no need to verify its authenticity. Reading the text comes with a lightning rod, no compensation for discomfort)

Bruce obtained the Divine-level Technology System, and embarked on the road to technology powers since then! The first day of school: I can make electromagnetic weapons! Later: I can make steel armor! The kind of Iron Man! Have you ever heard of the electromagnetic railgun? I can make it! Have you ever seen a flying aircraft carrier? I can make it! All kinds of equipment in the science fiction movies were created by Bruce! Looking at the increasingly sullen face of the enemy country, Bruce scoffed. What? Do you still use gunpowder guns? Out-of-date! Your aircraft carrier can't fly? Rubbish! Your soldiers don't have armor to protect them? Isn't that trampled on human life? Getting mad? Is there any solution? The enemy's army was already invincible on the earth! It was like aliens descending!

Chen Yu unexpectedly obtained a heavenly book, gaining the ability to peek into the secrets of the universe. As long as he helped others change their fate, he could gain the cultivation to become an immortal. For this reason, Chen Yu started to live stream psychological counseling. In the live room, the viewers were all shocked. "Is this what psychological counseling is like nowadays? Can they even know the past and future?" "This isn't a psychologist. This is a master!" "Dr. Chen, please accept me as your disciple." As the live stream became popular, some people who didn't believe in it or just wanted to ride the trend joined in and contacted Chen Yu. As a result, they ended up in jail and even exposing long-standing difficult cases. Being such a talented person, Chen Yu naturally caught the attention of higher-ups. "I don't know the location of the murderer, but I can try to use criminal psychology to help analyze it." "Number 5 Ping'an Street in the old city, the first room on the left." "In another half an hour, he will wake up and commit another crime."

Freshman orientation season. As a third-year senior, Xiao Fei regularly comes to the school gate to welcome new students. Unexpectedly, he accidentally runs into the new goddess teacher, Tang Yuxin, and discovers that she is actually the girl with whom he spent a night in a hotel a year ago. What surprises Xiao Fei even more is that Tang Yuxin is pregnant with his child. And not just one child—three! Thus, the two begin a shameless cohabitation life right under the eyes of the students…

Su Chen has been reborn into the High Martial World, unexpectedly becoming a weakling who couldn't even reach the level of a quasi-martial artist, and is despised by everyone. Unexpectedly, he awakens a Cultivation Life Simulator, capable of generating a virtual Cultivation World, simulating experiences in that world, and then materializing the rewards from the virtual world back to himself. "Su Chen, total score for the three tests: 688 points, comprehensive potential rating: A++" "...688 points, how is this possible? In the class led by Ling Yue, such a monstrous genius has appeared." "A++, that might only appear once every year or two. Where did that boy come from?"