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【Over 20k high subscriptions with an average rating of 6000, a finely crafted piece】 Jiang Yuan found himself transmigrated to a mysterious fantasy world, thrust into an unforeseen survival crisis. The allure of his vast fortunes triggered intense greed among those around him. Fortunately, he had already unlocked the panel of qi movement, granting him the ability to observe others' innate qi movements and upgrade his own qi movement talents. Strong and robust (white)→ Extraordinary physique (green)→ Body of the dragon and tiger (blue)→ ??? (gold) Outstanding perception (green)→ Innate wisdom (blue)→ Peerless intelligence (purple)→ ???(gold) With each qi movement reaching its pinnacle, the accumulations were constant. His talents, unmatched in history, led him on the gradual journey of invincible transcendence. One day, his eyes developed double pupils, a radiant sun and the supreme yin above his head, his physical body attained sanctity, and his primordial spirit became immortal. The question lingered: Celestial beings above, dare to descend? ..................................... 【Longevity (Purple)】: Add ten thousand years to your lifespan and stay forever young! 【Solar Divine Body (Purple)】: Possessing the origin of the sun, commanding the innate divine power of true solar fire, and conjuring the great sun. 【Ancient Double Pupil (Gold)】: Born with double pupils, a phenomenon akin to the Human Emperor, regarded as the reincarnation of the ancient Human Emperor, endowed with unmatched talent. 【Five-Colored Divine Light (Gold)】:Innate divine power, once harnessed, renders everything within the five elements powerless to resist! 【Endless Cycle Exemption (Red)】: Inherent taboo, immune to the cycle of reincarnation, preserving the true spirit and allowing reincarnation without losing consciousness.

Waking up, Han Zhao transmigrated to a world where the kingdoms competed for supremacy and the demons were rampant. The Divine Warrior Family stood high above the world, and the Spiritual Beast Family overlooked all living beings. The Martial Dao system was broken and declining. Han Zhao had mediocre qualifications but was armed with a prompt simulator. After the kryptonite simulation, he could choose one of three choices: [word], [attribute points], and [life experience]. [You practice martial arts for eight years and barely get started. At twenty-five years old, you marry a wife and have a child. At the age of fifty, you die of illness.] [You have been practicing martial arts for one year and have successfully started. Twenty-two years old, in an open fight between gangs, you are seriously injured and die of poisoning.] 　　... [Life Simulation]： Basic entry, simulate future life once. [Blade and Sword Dual Mastery]: White word entry, triple the qualification of blade and sword dao. [Basic Master]： Green entry, double the speed of basic martial arts cultivation, and greatly increases the probability of breaking through the upper limit. [Late Bloomer]: Blue entry, qualification increases with age. [Body Refining Maniac]： Purple entry, a huge breakthrough in cultivating body refining techniques. [Dan Dao Sag]： Orange entry, the qualification of alchemy is increased a hundred times. [Immortal Posture]: Red entry, looks more and more beautiful, and has a charming effect on the opposite sex. 　　... [The 72nd level of the Nourishing Health Skill; special effects: strong body (hidden special effects: immortality, sun true astral, nirvana holy body, five-color divine light...)] As long as there were enough entries, the mediocre power and simple and easy-to-learn nourishment techniques could be practiced to become a supreme martial art.

Au réveil, Han Zhao s'est retrouvé dans un monde où les royaumes se disputaient la suprématie et où les démons proliféraient. La Famille des Guerriers Divins se tenait au-dessus du monde, et la Famille des Bêtes Spirituelles surveillait tous les êtres vivants. Le système de la Voie Martiale était brisé et en déclin. Han Zhao avait des qualifications médiocres mais était armé d'un simulateur de prompts. Après la simulation kryptonite, il pouvait choisir l'une des trois options : [mot], [points d'attribut] et [expérience de vie]. [Vous pratiquez les arts martiaux pendant huit ans et c'est à peine si vous commencez. À vingt-cinq ans, vous vous mariez et avez un enfant. À l'âge de cinquante ans, vous mourez de maladie.] [Vous pratiquez les arts martiaux depuis un an et avez réussi à débuter. À vingt-deux ans, lors d'un affrontement entre gangs, vous êtes gravement blessé et mourez empoisonné.] 　　... [Simulation de Vie]： Entrée de base, simuler une fois la vie future. [Maîtrise Double de la Lame et de l'Épée]: Entrée de mot blanc, triple la qualification dans la voie de la lame et de l'épée. [Maître Basique]： Entrée verte, double la vitesse de cultivation des arts martiaux de base, et augmente considérablement la probabilité de franchir la limite supérieure. [Tardif]: Entrée bleue, la qualification augmente avec l'âge. [Maniaque du Raffinage Corporel]： Entrée violette, une percée énorme dans la cultivation des techniques de raffinage corporel. [Saga du Dao Alchimique]： Entrée orange, la qualification en alchimie est multipliée par cent. [Posture Immortelle]: Entrée rouge, devient de plus en plus beau, et a un effet charmeur sur le sexe opposé. 　　... [Le 72ème niveau de la Compétence de Nourrissement de la Santé ; effets spéciaux : corps robuste (effets spéciaux cachés : immortalité, vrai astre solaire, corps saint du nirvana, lumière divine aux cinq couleurs...)] Tant qu'il y avait suffisamment d'entrées, les techniques de nourrissement simples à apprendre et de puissance médiocre pouvaient être pratiquées pour devenir un art martial suprême.

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Als Han Zhao aufwachte, wurde er in eine Welt versetzt, in der Königreiche um die Vorherrschaft kämpften und Dämonen ihr Unwesen trieben. Die Göttliche Krieger-Familie stand hoch über der Welt, und die Familie der Geistigen Bestien blickte auf alle Lebewesen herab. Das Kampf-Dao-System war gebrochen und im Niedergang begriffen. Han Zhao hatte mittelmäßige Qualifikationen, war aber mit einem Prompt-Simulator bewaffnet. Nach der Kryptonit-Simulation konnte er eine von drei Optionen wählen: [Wort], [Attributpunkte] und [Lebenserfahrung]. [Du übst Kampfkünste für acht Jahre und kommst kaum voran. Mit fünfundzwanzig Jahren heiratest du und bekommst ein Kind. Im Alter von fünfzig Jahren stirbst du an einer Krankheit.] [Du übst Kampfkünste seit einem Jahr und hast erfolgreich begonnen. Mit zweiundzwanzig Jahren wirst du bei einem offenen Kampf zwischen Banden schwer verletzt und stirbst an einer Vergiftung.] 　　... [Lebenssimulation]： Basis-Eintrag, simuliere zukünftiges Leben einmal. [Meisterschaft von Klinge und Schwert]: Weißer Wort-Eintrag, verdreifacht die Qualifikation für Klingen- und Schwert-Dao. [Grundmeister]： Grüner Eintrag, verdoppelt die Geschwindigkeit der grundlegenden Kampfkunst-Kultivierung und erhöht die Wahrscheinlichkeit, die Obergrenze zu durchbrechen, erheblich. [Spätentwickler]: Blauer Eintrag, Qualifikation steigt mit dem Alter. [Körper-Verfeinerungs-Wahnsinniger]： Lila Eintrag, ein enormer Durchbruch bei der Kultivierung von Körper-Verfeinerungs-Techniken. [Dan-Dao-Sage]： Oranger Eintrag, die Qualifikation für Alchemie wird hundertfach erhöht. [Unsterbliche Haltung]: Roter Eintrag, sieht immer schöner aus und hat eine bezaubernde Wirkung auf das andere Geschlecht. 　　... [Die 72. Stufe der Gesundheits-Nährungsfähigkeit; Spezialeffekte: starker Körper (versteckte Spezialeffekte: Unsterblichkeit, wahres Sonnen-Astral, Nirvana heiliger Körper, fünffarbiges göttliches Licht...)] Solange es genügend Einträge gab, konnten die mittelmäßige Kraft und die einfach zu erlernenden Nährtechniken zu einer überragenden Kampfkunst praktiziert werden.

Ao acordar, Han Zhao transmigrou para um mundo onde reinos competiam pela supremacia e demônios estavam por toda parte. A Família Guerreira Divina se erguia acima do mundo, e a Família das Bestas Espirituais observava todos os seres vivos. O sistema do Dao Marcial estava quebrado e em declínio. Han Zhao tinha qualificações mediocres, mas estava armado com um simulador de escolhas. Após a simulação de kryptonite, ele podia escolher uma de três opções: [palavra], [pontos de atributo] e [experiência de vida]. [Você pratica artes marciais por oito anos e mal começa. Aos vinte e cinco anos, você se casa e tem um filho. Aos cinquenta anos, você morre de doença.] [Você praticou artes marciais por um ano e conseguiu começar com sucesso. Aos vinte e dois anos, em uma luta aberta entre gangues, você fica gravemente ferido e morre envenenado.] 　　... [Simulação da Vida]： Entrada básica, simula a vida futura uma vez. [Maestria Dupla de Lâmina e Espada]: Entrada de palavra branca, triplica a qualificação no dao da lâmina e da espada. [Mestre Básico]： Entrada verde, dobra a velocidade de cultivo das artes marciais básicas e aumenta muito a probabilidade de romper o limite superior. [Florescedor Tardio]: Entrada azul, qualificação aumenta com a idade. [Maníaco do Refinamento Corporal]： Entrada roxa, um grande avanço no cultivo de técnicas de refinamento corporal. [Declínio do Dao Alquímico]： Entrada laranja, a qualificação da alquimia é aumentada cem vezes. [Postura Imortal]: Entrada vermelha, aparência cada vez mais bonita e tem um efeito cativante no sexo oposto. 　　... [O 72º nível da Habilidade de Nutrição da Saúde; efeitos especiais: corpo forte (efeitos especiais ocultos: imortalidade, astral verdadeiro do sol, corpo sagrado de nirvana, luz divina de cinco cores...)] Desde que houvesse entradas suficientes, o poder medíocre e as técnicas de nutrição simples e fáceis de aprender poderiam ser praticadas para se tornarem uma arte marcial suprema.

[Factory-Courtyard Life • Face-Slapping Matches • Hidden-Advantage Revenge • Rising Star at Work] Tian Xiang’s fiancé is stolen by her cousin—no big deal, plenty of fish in the sea. Then glowing words appear above the cousin’s head: “Reborn Heroine.” Tian Xiang blinks—she’s inside a 1970s harem-novel world where every character wears a flickering label: Big Villain • Tragic Second Male • White Lotus • Evil Mother-in-Law • Villain #1, #2, #3… and above her own head? “Silly-Sweet Cannon-Fodder.” Well, not anymore. Using her real-life job as a factory-union clerk, Tian Xiang rewrite her life script. She warns the other “harem extras,” sabotages the original male lead, and—oops—earns herself the new tag: “Ultimate Villainess.” The novel insists villains end in ruin. Tian Xiang’s reply: “If I’m going down, we’re all going down.” Meng Cheng’an—once a literal background prop, now upgrading in real time: Background NPC → Major Villain → Obsessed Lover → Yandere Husband → Shamelessly Devoted Spouse. The more chaos Tian Xiang stirs, the faster his labels evolve—until the final tag reads: “Her Partner-in-Crime—For Life.”

I'm Kenny Clark, German Descent. This is Miami, city of paradise, the City of Sin. Socialites packed in, drug lords running loose. This is the world of money and power, the realm of guns and death. This is the playground for opportunities and adventurers, the abyss of despair and helplessness. I'm just a kid from the chaotic slums. Until one day, fate underwent a dramatic change. My VR game turned into reality! My life has become one game instance after another! I can get everything! Passing the game instance, my physical fitness improves and I can gain countless abilities. Lock picking, piano, hand-to-hand combat, shooting... Until I'm standing at the top of the human pyramid. Wealth, power, women, they'll all become my prey.

A modern-day entrepreneur is reincarnated into a medieval realm teeming with magic and mythical creatures. Realizing the untapped potential for adult entertainment, he decides to revolutionize this conservative world by introducing an array of erotic services and products. From steamy illustrated materials and magical enhancements to exclusive live performances, his innovative ideas quickly capture the interest of the populace, sparking both admiration and controversy. As his adult empire flourishes, he faces fierce opposition from the church, which deems his endeavors immoral and launches relentless campaigns to shut him down. Undeterred, he uses his modern business acumen and newfound magical abilities to outsmart his adversaries, setting up secret networks and securing loyal allies. The novel follows his tumultuous journey, filled with exhilarating successes, devastating setbacks, and intense confrontations with powerful foes. Throughout his quest, the protagonist navigates internal team conflicts, betrayal, and competition from rival groups, all while infusing his creations with elements of humor, fantasy, and sensuality. With R18-rated scenes woven seamlessly into the narrative, the novel offers readers an enticing blend of erotic escapades and a gripping tale of ambition and resilience in an enchanting, fantastical world. Author's Note:- Thank you for visiting my novel page. Chapter 6 , 7, 14, 15, 32 & 66 are a bit more erotic. Proceed with caution. Discord link:- https://discord.gg/Bu9vph4W

I wrote a book once. It was an unhinged fantasy born from my high-school brain, driven by loneliness and too many hormones. It was a world of beastmen, wild freedom, and the kind of romantic attention I could never get in real life. I poured every impossible desire into it: adventure, danger, and yes… a 'lot' of handsome partners. Before I knew it, I had a thousand chapters of pure escapism and pure thrill. Then on a college camping trip, I fell off a cliff. I expected to wake up in a hospital room but nope. I woke up on a soft field of grass, with air too fresh to belong anywhere on Earth. And then something moved behind me. Sticking out of my tailbone was... A tail. My tail? Yellow and black stripes and very, very real. I touched it. Completely real. My ears? Also gone—well, moved. They were now perched on top of my head like a confused jungle cat. And the outfit? Quite revealing, made of animal hide which matched my tail. What was going on? At first, I thought it was a prank. Or a dream. Or maybe karma is finally cashing in. But the more foreign memories evaded my mind, the clearer my situation became. This wasn't cosplay and it wasn't Earth, either. And—surprise—it wasn't even the world from my own book. Welp. I had been transported into a completely different Beastman world as a beast girl called Arinya. Sounds fun, right? Well… it would be, if I weren't apparently the ugliest duckling in the entire freaking savannah! Rejected by every potential mate I stumbled across and sneered at like a freaking eyesore. This was not how I planned my fantasy to come to reality. Trust me—if this is my fantasy come true, then someone needs to fire the author. But then again, after entering this world, I'm suddenly... Attractive. I mean, there's no change to my face and the freckles are still there, but for some reason, handsome beastmen begin to flock around me, because I smell... Pleasant. What's that all about?