Marvel: I am Saitama
My name is Saitama, a hero for fun living in City Z. My biggest hobbies are Saturday supermarket sales, watching TV, and eating snacks. After Child Emperor discovered a dimensional portal, I crossed over to the Marvel world.
Green muscle monster, iron box monster, hammer little bro, gauntlet-ring upstart… I heard they’re the big shots of this world, even planning to destroy the universe, but for some reason, as soon as I slam the table, they suddenly act polite and talk nicely with me.
Dr. Banner: Please don’t punch anymore, even ten of me wouldn’t be enough for you to hit!
J.A.R.V.I.S.: Tony, armor damage level has reached 80%, the spare armor can’t keep up with Saitama’s attacks, please… resist!
Thor: Mjolnir can only be lifted by me… What the—?! Baldy, put down my hammer right now!!
Thanos: With the Infinity Gauntlet, I’ll snap my fingers, and you’ll all be—
Boom—
With one punch, all fell silent.
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